Blonde Leading Blonde
Pamela Anderson and Suzanne Somers came blonde to blonde outside of Nobu last night while they were both on their way out. Suzanne was probably telling Pamela that if she eats plenty of bioidentical hormones and Somersweet, she can kick that Hep shit. Or something. You know how Suzanne is. When she gets started on that shit, she won't stop.
And Pamela kept her mug down the whole time, because she didn't want to look straight into the face of a piece who is 20 years older than her and is still hotter. Seriously, Suzanne is getting ALL OF IT. Although, Pamela gets an A for her eyebrow game.
Here's more of Pamela Anderson (who is looking like a wayward beach hooker who will give you a dry handjob under the pier for a half-smoked joint) leaving Nobu with Krissy Snow.
I know she's orange but damn Suzanne looks great for her age!
Come on Ms. Somers...the cheek injections and the orange skin make you look so much worse than if you would just age fucking naturally!!
"Fuck me running..."
Suzanne is the one that looks like she has hep. What is with the orange skin?
How can you say....( sorry typo )
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:17pm.
First, that's not Pam and second of all, Suzanne needs to stop the lyin' about her plastic surgeries AND that her hormone shit is safe (since it may have caused her cancer...which led her to get plastic surgery to 'even things out')...SHE'S A FRAUD and a dangerous Kook...Whilst Pammy is just a plastic whore hurtin' nobody but herself...oh and whoever catches her hep wart itchie sitchie...but I digresss....
TEAM PAMMIE...
but that's not her...Trust...
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How can you sat that's not Pammie?
There is not a person here who doesn't know that's Pammie. THAT'S PAMMIE TRUST!
Who the heck do you think it is?
I'll take pammy's shoes and bag (and legs) but goddamn she can keep her ratty outfit, hideous hair, day old make up, and just plain old face. I've always liked her (apart from the PETA shit) but she's ageing SO badly poor thing- she looks beat!
Don't know who the other one is but possibly the only person who can look like she's got more plastic in her than pammy!
The key phrase is not "looks good," but "photographs well." They are both Frankenstein creations with so much surgery and cosmetic treatment that they are no longer real.
They're not even real blondes.... :(
Pamela has great legs.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Awww, I love these two...I know, I know...
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They are both a couple of nutty bitches. Especially Suzanne, who goes on CNN and Oprah to tell menopausal women that they should put random fucking hormones in their bodies.
The ho and the housewife. Look into having your roots retouched hookers. No daddy will throw a buck your way with that game playing.
Suzanne looks better than Pamela.
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....where the kisses are hers, and hers, and his, three's company too.....
SICK!!! the first manage'a-twa'''(???) on Prime Time TV, man!!! 3's Company... CLASSIC!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Trust. Pam Anderson is a worn out hosebag but Suzanne Somers has had so much plastic surgery she pees out of her belly button.
pammy's face is looking less harsh than usual and her arms are surprising smooth...
i never found suzanne particularly attractive even in her prime...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Christ, Pam's purse could pay my mortgage for half a year. Kill me.
Submitted by LolaBella on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 8:42pm.
Love the white LEATHER Hermes Birkin bag that the avid PETA supporter Pammy has on her shoulder!
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P.E.T.A. really stands for:
People Eating Tasty Animals
Fo' Sho'!
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:37pm.
Haha Tiger... Pam or Suzanne got nothing on you...you sexty thing.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/17/2009
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Vaginal hormone injections...not so good?
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It depends on what kind of whoremoan injection you're offerin' a lady, lil' fella *giving tiger version of Mae West SESSAY grin...Ligthting ciggie....*....
Wait, where are you goin'??? That was HWAT in a DListed, vintage...desperate and pathetic sorta way...:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:17pm.
First, that's not Pam and second of all, Suzanne needs to stop the lyin' about her plastic surgeries AND that her hormone shit is safe (since it may have caused her cancer...which led her to get plastic surgery to 'even things out')...SHE'S A FRAUD and a dangerous Kook..
Vaginal hormone injections...not so good?
And how DO you make a whore-moan?
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Tell her Tommy Lee never loved her.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 9:17pm.
First, that's not Pam and second of all, Suzanne needs to stop the lyin' about her plastic surgeries AND that her hormone shit is safe (since it may have caused her cancer...which led her to get plastic surgery to 'even things out')...SHE'S A FRAUD and a dangerous Kook..
Vaginal hormone injections...not so good?
And how DO you make a whore-moan?
wassup, Tigger!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 7:41pm.
Alan Hamel is 73; Suzanne Somers is 62.
I guess for 62 Suzanne doesn't look too shaby.
*gulps 1,058 pills*
pam doesnt really bug me...i feel bad for how beat she looks tho...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
First time I've seen them without the younger Hanson brother.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Pam's body is awesome! I need to have a body like that after kids.
First, that's not Pam and second of all, Suzanne needs to stop the lyin' about her plastic surgeries AND that her hormone shit is safe (since it may have caused her cancer...which led her to get plastic surgery to 'even things out')...SHE'S A FRAUD and a dangerous Kook...Whilst Pammy is just a plastic whore hurtin' nobody but herself...oh and whoever catches her hep wart itchie sitchie...but I digresss....
TEAM PAMMIE...
but that's not her...Trust...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Chrissy Snow looks about 15 years younger than Pam.
Lindsay Lohan and Britney are not looking too good.
Suzanne Somers needs to bitch slap some sense into Pam. Hep and two boys who can look up mommy looking grotty 24/7 and she's still acting like a video ho.
ahhh kinda melts my h e a r t seeing these two, Crissy and that fake lifegaurd. :>
"So what, no f**kin' ziti now?"- A.J.
love suzanne! her diet plan is good and yes, i have been known to watch hsn when she is on hawking her clothing line. actually, her bluejeans are fantastic and i have several pairs which are about 5 years old! go suzanne!
Herp vs. Herp
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Submitted by LolaBella on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 8:42pm.
Love the white LEATHER Hermes Birkin bag that the avid PETA supporter Pammy has on her shoulder!
What about eating sushi itself? Or should we only care about warm-blooded creatures?
pam looks good except for the phoney tits...why phoney tits?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by LolaBella on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 8:42pm.
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but PETA says its ok if the leather is made from old people.
"This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!"
Love the white LEATHER Hermes Birkin bag that the avid PETA supporter Pammy has on her shoulder!
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Jesus...what brought about this unholy union?
These are actually the best pics of Pam Ive seen in a while ,she is not aging well....
I actually have nothing against Pam Anderson.
*sips some more haterade*
Doesnt Suzanne take a shit ton of supplements and vitamins in order to 'stay young'?
looks as though Pammy could use some....
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i absolutely adore pamela anderson, yes her slutty partying ways is off the charts but shes still overall a great person.
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Think about how dumb and skanky you have to be to make Suzanne Summers look like the smart and classy broad in the room...
Oh Pammy! You are a fresh picture of virginal beauty!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
"hooker who will give you a dry handjob under the pier for a half-smoked joint"
You certainly have a way with words.
Who goes to a restaurant dressed like that?
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
...Pamela looks more and more fucked up lately and in the lead pic she looks very yellow. Hello Liver - are you still alive and kicking in there?...
...Suzanne looks darn good if only she could buy a bit bigger size....and maybe dial down the testosterone a tad to correct those man hands and hairy arms before she grows a bulge bigger than Alan's...
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"Quiet and mean! Those are my people!" - Nurse Jackie
Pam is almost looking less beatupho. Almost.
Tsk. And people say Asians all look the same.