Madonna & Children
Yesterday in Italy, Vadge celebrated her 51st birthday by taking all the mouths she feeds out for a little boat road to a big yacht. Once they got the yacht, Vadge changed into her sexy granny swimsuit and made out with Baby Jesus in front of everyone. When Vadge sucked the life out of Baby Jesus, everyone's stomach shriveled down into a raisin and then fell out of their asses. But hey, it was Vadge's birthday, so she can make people feel vommy if she wants to!
And Vadge's old-timey parasol isn't just decoration, vampire zombie skin cannot be directly exposed to sunlight for more than a few seconds. So don't make fun! But seriously, this whole thing looks so fucking bizarre. I mean, Vadge's veiny log arms, her swim shorts, Baby Jesus, the fluffy white dog, all those children, the old timey parasol.... It's like I'm watching a David Lynch movie while on shrooms.