Sunday, August 16th 2009
Um...That's Not A Frapp
Since that is obviously not a rum Frappuccino in Brit Brit's paws, that better be a cherry Kool-Aid version of PURPLE DRANK or I'm not sure if I know who she is anymore. And if I didn't know who Brit Brit is anymore, then I would feel completely lost in the world. Although, I'm happy that Brit Brit knows that the fastest way to getting your skin looking like a glistening pork rind (not to mention getting a bad case of the skin cancers) is to slather your body in baby oil. Fuck all that Sevin Nyne bullshit! That shit is for the weak! Hillbillies are hardcore.
Here's Brit Brit keeping it sessy in a Rock of Love-approved bikini at the Ritz Carlton in Marina Del Rey yesterday.
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brit brit is so boring lately...hopefully she'll go crazy again soon....maybe she can start hearing voices and stab some celebrity to death in beverly hills.
aww i think she looks cute.
did her boobs get smaller tho ???
The only real way to look toned and healthy is changing your diet and exercising...
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Oh, I don't hate Brit Brit, but Mother of the Year she is not.
"Aunty Jo, I've told you before that I don't like your hair did in that nasty easter egg yellow."
karen us Yankees used to do the iodine and baby oil thing too! Glug!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 10:33am.
Baby oil, really?
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Maybe it's cooking oil.
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Bottom-feeder.
Baby oil, really? What a dumb fucking bitch. Die already hillbilly fucking scum. Can't wait for you to get skin cancer stupid fucking twat.
the pink suit isn't right for her body type, but overall she looks good - aside from the nasty ass hair.
i do think she may be boarding the crazy train again soon. something with that girl just ain't right and never will be.
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ouch @ the baby oil burn
Oh, yuck! She's slatters herself in baby oil? Why not book appointments with a dermatologist now, because she's begging for skin cancer.
And she hopped into the pool covered in that greasy baby oil shit. Way to eff up everybody's else's swim with her disgusting habits.
Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 8:39am.
the LIPO queen
It is very suspicious that her thighs and ass are that size, but her gut has gotten smaller.
So you slathered on the Johnson's Baby Oil too way back when? LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by ribbontie on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 4:52am.
Uh, you can't point out the scar, dear, its on the bikini line. I have one and you could not see it if I was wearing this suit. My scar is almost completely gone too, you have to look for it.
I love how she wears lipstick by the pool. I bet it's a Maybelline.
I passed the same purse she has in our our local Winners - overpriced at $60. Wonder how much she paid for it?
It's Suze, like in booze.
I hope these photographs are still around when she starts screaming:
Mah azz has the skin cancer y'all how'd that happen?
Her body type is definitely not to my liking but this is the best shes looked in a long time. However i'd still slap this silly ho for sunbathing and with baby oil for that matter. I mean please white people! Please!
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
deb you are hilarious... I know!!!
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The war isn't working.
the LIPO queen
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I used to sunbathe with baby oil in the 70's before we blew a hole in the ozone!
My friend and I would lay in the sun for HOURS and barely get tan.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Britney will continue to stay on the right path and will actually get married in 3 years to a wonderful who is not Jason Trawick.
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Her body looks great...and I agree while she may have had surguries, nothing beats the workouts she's been having with this world tour...
White trash in a neon-pink bikini. Whoo-hoo!
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No more acrylic nails? I wonder what her nailbeds look like up close? Like the surface of the moon?
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Submitted by literarylioness on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 3:47am.
Submitted by shandi on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 11:58pm.
She has a good body for someone who has had two kids. I've had three kids, and one was a c-section that did irreversible damage to my belly. No matter how much weight I lose, I will never had a belly like Brit's. I am a bit jealous and wish I could look that good in a bikini.
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If I remember my gossip correctly, Brit Brit had two c-sections so she could have a tummy tuck done after the last one. I thought that was the whole point of c-sections, to have the tummy tucked right after. Hence, their popularity amongst celebrities.
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If *I* remember correctly she was fat after her pregnancy and definitely still fat a couple months ago, but NOW she looks good from working out and eating better...thus the compliments...well at least from the people who believe that she is trying to overcome her demons and be strong and move past the negativity of people who want her to ultimately fail...
Like you :) Wonderful you.
Also tummy tucks leave prominent scars...Britney is wearing quite a revealing suit, would you like to point these scars out?
Oh that's right you can't :P
Btw my mom had two sections and a tummy tuck and she's a fatass, beautiful, but a fat ass.
Oh and let me just count the number of people I know who have lipo or gastic and still are still fat.
The only real way to look toned and healthy is changing your diet and exercising...
if she really wanted to be super trailer trash she needs to get some iodine for the baby oil... now that is super hillbilly/redneck tanning hardcore!!!anyone here from the south knows what i'm talking about.
She's built like a linebacker.
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Shouldn't she have her own hair by now? Did she go crazy and shave it again or what? That weave--nast!
Submitted by shandi on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 11:58pm.
She has a good body for someone who has had two kids. I've had three kids, and one was a c-section that did irreversible damage to my belly. No matter how much weight I lose, I will never had a belly like Brit's. I am a bit jealous and wish I could look that good in a bikini.
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If I remember my gossip correctly, Brit Brit had two c-sections so she could have a tummy tuck done after the last one. I thought that was the whole point of c-sections, to have the tummy tucked right after. Hence, their popularity amongst celebrities.
baby oil? does she live in 1977?? I'm quite dark and I wear 50spf at the beach - IN CANADA!
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 11:09pm.
team valtrex, please. if these women posting here had the cash, they would never see the wall climbers that they spit out either. if they had the cash, they would be hotter too. jealous.
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You need to stay a little longer with us, hon.
We are doctors, lawyers and architects.
And if your happiness depends so much on money and you suggest that everyone here is jealous and ugly, then you are very very sad.
I wouldn't change one second of my life for this bitch's. Not one second.
Brit and Brooke Hogan should form a tag team for WWE - they don't sing nor dance, but sure look like they can wrestle alligators!
y'know, at this point i am firmly on team brit. that bitch takes a licking and keeps on sucking.
i like that in a girlfriend.
go brit brit.
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satan in a sunday hat, girl.
wow. not nearly drunk enough for these shenanigans.
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Submitted by allmyriches on Mon, 08/17/2009 - 12:57am.
Is Brit Brit engaged or is that a giant dollop of baby oil on her ring finger?
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Nope apparently she got dumped because Britney was moving too fast and wanted to get married but Jason didn't want to, so my Britney tried to have babies with him to change his mind and of course that scared him way...
Makes sense though, because in recent weeks she's been acting a little more like her old self meaning -insane- and she's been wandering around alone again...if that's any indication.
Oh Britney!
My favourite Britney tune right now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SFx0YqlHD8
Heart,
I know i've been hard on you.
I'm sorry for the things I put you through.
Before you start to break on me,
Or ask for sympathy I need to make you see.
Oh, heart
I'm not sure it's been long enough
To say that what I feel is really love
There is just one way to learn
Sometimes we'll get hurt
And right now it's our turn.
Give it time, help me through.
Heart, we can do this together.
Your my strength, your my soul.
I need you now more then ever
Heart,
All the hurt will soon be gone,
If you'll just keep on being strong.
You will always be my friend
So keep on hanging on
And we'll find love again
Give it time, help me through.
Heart, we can do this together
Your my strength, your my soul.
I need you now more then ever
Heart
I know i've been hard on you
I'm sorry for the things I put you through
Please don't you break on me
I need to make you see, it wasn't meant to be
'Cause you will always be my friend
So keep on hanging on,
And we'll find love again.
<3
try to say good bye in italian. impressive.
Mmm'kay. I'll try to go to bed again. Ciao!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Is Brit Brit engaged or is that a giant dollop of baby oil on her ring finger?
And is she wearing an engagement ring? Did she buy it herself, for herself??? Is she engaged to her agent? WTF?? There is too much goin on!!!
I hope people realize that Brit's had lots of plastic surgery, tummy tucks, lipo-suctions et al; after her boys were born.
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She has a good body for someone who has had two kids. I've had three kids, and one was a c-section that did irreversible damage to my belly. No matter how much weight I lose, I will never had a belly like Brit's. I am a bit jealous and wish I could look that good in a bikini.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
omg baby oil
the world is going to explode
Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 11:19pm.
I love the bottle of baby oil next to her!
Too bad she didn't blow up like one big microwave popcorn.
All this time off from the tour...and no police chases yet! She must be on some strong meds.
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I love the bottle of baby oil next to her! I guess she is not too worried about skin cancer or melanoma. Nothing like fried white trash.
With all the Lithium coursing through her system,
it definately makes her day glo bikini light up like the mane of a my pretty pony toy.
Just stop it Shitney. She looks like a pissy brat who's mad at her babysitter (her dad).
She ain't nothing but a robot money making machine soon to be obselete in 2011.
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team valtrex, please. if these women posting here had the cash, they would never see the wall climbers that they spit out either. if they had the cash, they would be hotter too. jealous.
I love Britney! She is always who she is...its hard to find that in hollywood, or anywhere. She is crazy, she is a mess...but I love her! She is much better than ugly simpson or any of the other phoneys.
i want a picture
an avie of baby firefly
does anyone have one
already?
Team Valtrex
do i have your approval
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 9:59pm.
britney looks better than most people here and makes more money in a day than you would ever hope to make. jealous much.
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But most people here have custody of their kids and don't have their daddy babysitting them well into their twenties. Priorities.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Great body...
no really...after 2 kids and all the fuck ups.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
britney looks better than most people here and makes more money in a day than you would ever hope to make. jealous much.
haha who gives a shit if Britney has a drink at the pool
who the frig doesnt
get the fuck over it
um you never had a drink
riiigght
kids or no kids
you bitches are drinkin
dont hate