Brad Pitt Gave Up The Good Shit For His Kids
Brad Pitt sat down with Bill Maher last night and talked about the usual shit he likes yap about: gay marriage, church vs. state and weeeeeeeeed. Everyone knows Brad was a stoner of stoners back in the day (just ask Juliette Lewis), but he said he gave up heaven's herb when he started having a zillion babehs. Babies = BUZZ KILLERS.
Brad said, "I certainly had my day. I'm a dad now. You want to be alert and my eyes used to glaze over when I did that."
Brad may not smoke any of the good shit anymore, but you know he gives some to the kiddies in brownie-form to calm their asses down. But seriously, if I had 6 screechers running around me, I'd have to get a bong permanently attached to my mouth hole. Better yet, stick a morphine drip in my ass and never pull it out.
In case you missed that shit last night and care to see it, above is part uno and below is part two.
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Angelina & Meth? No way, she's more of a Heroine Girl!
And ummm, yeah I'm not buying it either Bradley.
Come share my bong in paradise!
A friend of a friend of a...you know where i am going with this...said that Jen and Brad smoked up 24/7 when they were together. No wonder she was always so cold and he was always drinking banana milkshakes. Angelina seems more crystal meth than weed to me...
(michael sheen's queen, that is)
Who does he think he is kidding? When he says he doesnt do it anymore he means its reserved for only a couple nights of the week rather than everyday. He probably drinks booze more often now than anything since its more acceptable in his circles.
Why won't he shut his piehole? Does he really think he is making this world better. You are a freaking actor, not a God. Now shut up.
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Oh The Brad, even I, your most favorite loonie, know you are a lie tellin'....
Now look purdy and puff puff pass whatever you were smoking for this interview. I know you're holding the good chronic grown in the closet.
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That was a snore if there ever was one.
@stars101 :Someone put a fork or George Clooney's dick in Armpitt, he is so done.
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I have a feeling Pitt's been in the grotto a few times with Georgie Boy. Saint Ange's bitchface probably doesn't turn him on anymore. You can only look at the bobblehead so many times before it gets old and at that point you're stuck with her emaciated body. They've both turned into pompous arseholes.
Oh, and I love how Jolie and Pitt pretend they are raising all those kids on their own when in fact they have a shitload of nannies and staff who are actually raising those kids. Really. They both need to STFU and stop thinking anyone cares about their opinions on anything.
I saw this when it first aired. I could not get over how inarticulate Pitt came across. Christ! He sure seemed baked during that interview.
DD< I <3 the new avie.
Now that was a woman with class, not to mention a true charitable soul.
Why do the good ones die young?
I'm betting The Pittster and The Jolie will live forver, then.
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Oh pu-leez you know damn well there is an army of nannies taking care of the kids and they only take them out when they need to feed the publicity machine. They probably both get all kinds of fucked up on the regular.
once a pot head, always a pot head. Major pot heads can't give that shit up. No way, no how.
isn't this the same neglectful asshole who was drunk and not paying attention to Zahara when she injured herself, or something? Like Pitt isn't fucking drunk every chance he gets away from those brats
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Thing is, gossip rags are often right.
Diane Kruger? really? gossip rags don't try any more do they. i'd believe it more if it was Eli Roth she was seething over.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 10:21am.
If I were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I would roll up one of those artful joints and chillax on the pillows in my fucking huge ass mansion and laugh at all the high pitched squeals coming from the delusional plebs on the gossip blogs. Then I would roll over and have one of those blissful weed haze fucks.
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*Golf claps*
so In Touch says that Angelina humiliated Brad at the opening of Inglorious Bastards. The rest of the story is that she's jealous of Diane Kruger, fearing she will steal Brad from her. Booya!
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this interview made me like Brad just a little more but i fucking can't stand Bill's obsession with religion. we get it Bill, you've been touched by a priest!.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 10:21am.
If I were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I would roll up one of those artful joints and chillax on the pillows in my fucking huge ass mansion and laugh at all the high pitched squeals coming from the delusional plebs on the gossip blogs. Then I would roll over and have one of those blissful weed haze fucks.
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But you're not.
Wait...are you a delusional plebe too?
If I were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I would roll up one of those artful joints and chillax on the pillows in my fucking huge ass mansion and laugh at all the high pitched squeals coming from the delusional plebs on the gossip blogs. Then I would roll over and have one of those blissful weed haze fucks.
Unfuckingwatchable!! Has anyone noticed that idiots, when given a chance to speak, just don't STFU??? They just go on and on, like they have to say whatever they've got in their head. Just throw everything out. Mental fucking diarrhea!
Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 9:27am.
it's Rosie's beautiful mouf.
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Bottom-feeder.
really dont like him as a person...same with Tom Cruise.
..and AJ sucked in Kung Fu Panda.. HA!
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What bothers me the most about Armpitt and Holie is that they think that everyone cares about their opinion. The only people that care about their opinion are loonies.
I could care less if they don't smoke pot, don't drink, etc. Do SOMETHING for the down and out people in THIS country-the homeless, the sick, the poor. Then I might have a little more respect for the King and Queen of Fakery.
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stars101Sez_Iha, I get all the others, but who is Terribly Retarded Knight?
Edit.. Ah, that dude from Grey? I don't watch tv shows, so I didn't get it.
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Blech! Brad Pitt is really doing his best to make me hate him! I couldn't listen to the entire thing, it was putting me to sleep!
It DOES get harder to toke up once you have kids. And the older they get, the sneakier you have to be. As one of my friends said, "You spend the first part of your life hiding it from your parents and the second part hiding it from your kids!"
**goes to "do some laundry"**
**sprays air freshener, fans air frantically with hand**
I love how they talk about the need to legalize marijuana, but then they go on to say how they totally fuckin' lose their minds when they smoke out. That's not gonna help the campaign. So either decide you care about legalizing marijuana, or whether you just wanna look counter-culture.
Instead of smoking weed, he gets drunk!!!
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 3:17am.
Armpitt turns philosopher = churns out tons more cheesy quotes about soulmates, grottos, kids etc that make one want to vomit
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Exactly! LOL
Armpitt turns philosopher = churns out tons more cheesy quotes about soulmates, grottos, kids etc that make one want to vomit
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Submitted by straightup2 on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 3:00am.
Hes so obnoxious usually before he has a movie out he starts with the verbal diahharea about the "love of his life".
Its like shut up already Armpitt, ya old fool. hes like 46 already and still trying to find love. Hes permanently stuck in a rom com. Bridget Jones: The Armpitt chronicles starring Armpitt as Bridget Jones
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There's nothing I hate more than that obnoxious cuntbag Bill Maher than that self righteous obnoxious cuntbag Brad Pitt.
Dumb pieces of shit who think they've got the trademark on life. Fuck those idiots.
Armpitt always talks out of both sides of his mouth.
Last week he was going on and on about legalizing pot but then this week he says he gave it up for the sake of his kids and says it turned him into a donut (implying that its not a good thing in other words, so why does he want to legalize it, if according to him its not something one can do in front of kids and it turns one into a donut)
Just like apparently he wanted kids sooo desperately he had to leave his wife for them, yet now he is never with those kids he claims to love so much.
like he hates the paps invading his life and his kids lives, yet at the first opportunity he gets he pimps them out to tabloids for cash and tells people where they pee.
Oh and with his acceptance speech for the golden globes he told Gwynnie Platrow (he loved her and that she was his "soul mate" barf barf, he does know surely that normally a soul mate is considered to be a once in a lifetime type of thing, not almost every woman you meet from Robin Givens to Angie Jo is your "soul mate".
Someone put a fork or George Clooney's dick in Armpitt, he is so done.
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I saw this last night and my favorite part was when Bill talked about how one New Year's Eve Brad was sitting on the floor rolling the most perfect blunts. He called it an art haha.
This idiot is as dumb as it gets. Nice work from your PR folks, Spitt!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 10:20pm.
Sometimes, people just nred to shut bthe fuck upo. And Brfadlrey Pitt is one of tyhem.
Edit... and evidently, so Am I.
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oh my.
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um.... care for a orange juice or maybe a b-12 shot?
just lower your pants a titch... that's it... you'll just feel a little prick...
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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:03am.
He's the male version of Megan Fox. Let me pull stuff out of my ass that will get everyone horny:
(1) marijuana -- being a stoner is cool!
(2) I love sex! Bedrooms, Grottos, heck anywhere my bitch hasn't had sex with her brother!
(3) Oh, I don't believe in marriage unless my gay producer can legally wed his chickenhawk!
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too bloody right.
and they're both as smart as a bag full of hair.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:03am.
I agree with you. Good points. Especially the fuck you to daddy. Sort of offtopic but janine garafolo had rich parents who were in the oil industry.
I just bring that up to point out that people that are rebelling against their parents in their 30s and 40s are pathetic assholes. As in Jolie and Pitt.
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Only amateurs talk about smoking weed.
I wonder if Brad is still faithful to Angie.
They're on the same page - re. their ethics and their kids. But, I wonder if he gets bored with all the politically-correct sh&*?
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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:03am.
The funny thing is gays are allowed to marry. Just not the same sex. See Tom cruise.
Thats why the civil rights comparison by those with the same IQ as perezhilton is hilarious.
What group by race, creed or religion had the right to marry their same sex....NONE! So all these people can fuck off in my opinion.
And for the record im for allowing same sex to marry, i just dont like how they present it.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 11:57pm.
I agree with you. Good points. Especially the fuck you to daddy. Sort of offtopic but janine garafolo had rich parents who were in the oil industry.
I just bring that up to point out that people that are rebelling against their parents in their 30s and 40s are pathetic assholes. As in Jolie and Pitt.
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He's the male version of Megan Fox. Let me pull stuff out of my ass that will get everyone horny:
(1) marijuana -- being a stoner is cool!
(2) I love sex! Bedrooms, Grottos, heck anywhere my bitch hasn't had sex with her brother!
(3) Oh, I don't believe in marriage unless my gay producer can legally wed his chickenhawk!