Saturday, August 15th 2009
Citizen Beauty
I am forever on the look-out for elegant creatures of the famous and non-famous variety, so my soul jumped out of my body and got into the "worship position" when a reader sent in these pictures of a beauty who is doing everything RIGHT! This takes effort, so we need to praise her accordingly.
This is complete perfection from the pristine Sharpie brows, to the "TAKE THAT, Kate Gosselin" frosted flakes mullet, to the Trompe-l'oeil t-shirt that looks like it sashayed off the Paris runways before finally resting on her chest.... This is how you present yourself to the outside world! We should all grab on to her mullet of splendor as she takes us higher and higher!
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BangoSkank...you're absolutely right. Made me realize my own hypocrisy. I was thinking this is mean, but I laughed at millions of similar photos MK posted on Caption This
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
I always respect a woman who is beyond redemption that can still sport some beauty product effort! You go girl, you put Brit Brit to shame! :)
What's great about Dlisted is it is a forum for freedom of speech. Some of the comments are stupid,lame,offensive others are funny,flippant,insightful. In my opinion MK's posts don't hinge on cheap shots but rather the absurdity of this. Keep exposing the farce.
I think the three wolf t shirt would compliment this look perfectly
laurel, so it is said "You RAWK!"
sookie sookie! LOL! BRB! BFF! LZR!
Nice edit, Sookie.
I just happen to have your original retort saved onto my notepad. I thought so much of it, I was considering using it as a signature. Your mastery of the letter "A" is impressive.
Oh you snarky bitches have me all figured out!
You two RAWK!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
laurel, my mistake. pseudo genius. she will fit right in these days.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 10:18pm.
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**yawn**
soockie is annoyed. get over it.
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Hey now! Sookie is an amazing genius who uses words like "rawks", and who talks back to spammers! She's brilliant, and no one has the right to say otherwise.
She's an expert in democracy, so much so that one of her many degrees must be in political science. I'm sure of it, lol..
yikes
i think that girl in that sugar baby
sugar daddy??
add
is my neighbors daughter
should i let him know
that sheiswhosheis
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**yawn**
soockie is annoyed. get over it.
I love your post on eyebrows. Last night I was watching style network and saw this wonderful queen http://www.mystyle.com/mystyle/shows/splitends/index.jsp
I thought dlist would appreciate his wonderful eye brows>:-(
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 3:36pm.
agreed
democracy is nice that way. it also provides people who dont like the post to stop coming here rather than tell MK how he should be running his site. the hypocrisy is what annoyed me.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
She's an old woman. Wonder how good you'll look when you're one MK.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Where does anyone get off telling MK to take this down? The fucking nerve. If you don't like it go to TMZ or Perez Hilton. Nobody is forcing anyone to come here and read the posts. This lady is fabulous, the real losers are the ones complaining about the post. Case closed.
Submitted by Sookie on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 10:16am
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Sookie - word. I agree with what you said. The pic reminds me of the "fashion don't" section in Glamour Magazine (they have the same little bar covering the eyes)
However, that's the nice thing about living in a democratic country. If it pisses you off, you're free to say so.
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Une seule vie
The whole site is in poor taste....duh...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
I have to agree with others, this is in poor taste. It is a clueless woman minding her own business, why invade her privacy just to mock her? If you unknowingly turned up on website and was ridiculed, I doubt it would feel harmless or funny.
PS. I don't agree with the "caption this" candids either.
Get out Jill!! Bwahahahahhaaha!! Age-appropriate, huh?
Fucking hell.
Just back from my local (PA) Wallyworld.
This fine lady's smashing T-Shirt is from the Miley Cyrus fall collection!
No shit!
She's fabulous in her opinion: why deny someone their fabulousity?
Submitted by happyface on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 6:58am.
I think you make a pretty good point. The problem, at least for me is, this was an odd post for people to get all pc and high and mighty on. I find it really hypocritical that many of the people who castigated MK for nothing more than a typical post, are the same people who are clamoring for his praise and recognition on the CAPTION THIS contest.
I would suggest to those who deemed this an attempt at bullying a regular person to stop posting about Hailey Glassman, the people who get arrested for stealing bacon while on meth, Claire Cruise, and anyone on featured on the caption this contest, and that's just for starters. If this is too much of an effort, then leave.
I like my DListed just the way it is and so do many other people around here who have better things to do than try to bully MK themselves by telling him to take posts such as this down.
If you want butterflies, rainbows and political correctness, find another destination kids, this ain't the one.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
labellavienna-
Actually, I thought it was funny as soon as I saw it. But I can respect what the other posters here are saying. And, no I don't look like this woman.LOL. You may or may not believe me. It doesn't really matter. BUT, while I totally agree w/ you that this was funny, you gotta admit that most of these posters are surprisingly decent people for not wanting to bash the private citizen. I mean, we're all united against celebritydom, right?
This is bullshit mk
I hate bullies take this shit down.
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Only someone that looked like this woudl consier 'it' everyday people. I got news for you, this aint everyday people where i live.
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Yeah its the norm where i am (CA)...but bleh you get used to it.
www.myspace.com/vienna_rossi
Submitted by labellavienna on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 1:10am.
i think there was something in the air that made everyone extra bitchy and sensitive today...either that or this woman has a lot of children that read dlisted.....=P
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OR a lot of the people who post here actually look like her LOL.
BINGO!!! END THREAD!
Only someone that looked like this woudl consier 'it' everyday people. I got news for you, this aint everyday people where i live.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
i think there was something in the air that made everyone extra bitchy and sensitive today...either that or this woman has a lot of children that read dlisted.....=P
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OR a lot of the people who post here actually look like her LOL.
www.myspace.com/vienna_rossi
"I consider this a comedy site. I come here more for the comedic stylings of the posters then i do MK. And with a comedy site, nothing should be off limits."
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I agree completely, i love how easy it is to laugh at other people's misfortune but when MK posts something that someone feels insecure about, suddenly its "ZOMG U HURT MY FEELINGZ". Just shut up.
www.myspace.com/vienna_rossi
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 1:02am.
Submitted by labellavienna on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:59am.
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agreed on both points!
there are so many other things i could ask about or carry on about (hailey glassman is not a celeb yet its ok to call her every name in the book, yah?) but i think i will let sleeping 'tards lie and take myself to bed... good night!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by labellavienna on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:59am.
What a bunch of whiners
marry me?
@sookie, yea, what was in the air was hypocritical doucheness.
I consider this a comedy site. I come here more for the comedic stylings of the posters then i do MK. And with a comedy site, nothing should be off limits.
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
What a bunch of whiners
www.myspace.com/vienna_rossi
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:33am.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:28am.
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i think yer both funny =D
i think there was something in the air that made everyone extra bitchy and sensitive today...either that or this woman has a lot of children that read dlisted.....=P
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:28am.
*high fives sookies logic*
And who were the funny posters??? Im here, despite my caption this snubs generated by haters emailing mk.....
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hahahhaha.
yeah. you funny alrighty.
wtf happened here? - are all the posters menstrual cycles in synch and they're all pissy on the same day?
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Submitted by Sookie on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 12:21am.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 10:05pm.
^^
**yawn**
theres no difference between this and the caption this posts
*high fives sookies logic*
And who were the funny posters??? Im here, despite my caption this snubs generated by haters emailing mk.....
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 10:05pm.
^^
**yawn**
theres no difference between this and the caption this posts
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Enchantée! This grand dame is rocking the black and white. Coco Chanel would be proud.....
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"Describing protuberant labia minora as ' looking like a spaniel's ears ', French surgeons reported a high patient satisfaction rate for 98 women who answered a post-operative mail questionnaire."
Submitted by BangoSkank on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 11:16pm.
Exactly. thats the point i made.
And yes, this is 'everyday people'....which is why im against universal govn't healthcare : D
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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern
I don't know... I think if this was posted under "Caption This", the same people complaining would be tripping over themselves to be recognized by MK for their sense of hilarity.
Submitted by MayWest69 on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 10:49pm.
no wonder the funny people left.
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May I ask you you think the funny people are? Just wonderin'.
The chola eyebrows travel around town. Wowsa. I wish that one came to my town.
celialove, this site has become the home to dating sites and bullies. check out an open post anytime. 2 jacks, psl, a jazz, stony and m.e., harassing any poster that does not kiss their collective ass.
no wonder the funny people left.
What a sad pathetic way this site has turned. So we are going to make fun of everyday people now? Huh, must be a slow news day. Making fun of her is not right or cool, MK take this down.
This gorgeous beauty looks just like my tía Bernadette. Sure, tía is stuck in late 80s/early 90s with her frosted tipped, permed mullet. And yes, she is wearing a completely unfashionable shirt for a person her age. But you know what, tía will cut a bitch. Tía dresses the way she wants, she draws in her eyebrows because her own brows cannot express the emotion of what a Sharpie will. MK recognizes this beauty as a representation of his own familia. You know MK's abuela, tía, or hermanas looks just like his elegant lady. He's just trying to show you, his audience, what type of lady he looks up to. Cuz you know if he didn't show this bitch respect, she's beat his ass down with her chankla.
flambeau, no. i do not make fun of people on the street and could you be any more racist?
sookie, when does respecting another human mean stupidity? you have a sad little world.
If any of you are interested ( I can tell ya are) you can buy that shirt in the junior's department at Wal Mart. DON'T ask me how I know it!!!!
At least she is making an effort. Can't say that much about the skanks who live in my town.
I can picture her saying- 'I'm wearing Dior'..
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moosh
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O' puh-leeeeeze! Stop your crybaby PC whining. We've all laughed at people on the street. It's another reason for owning a mirror and actually using it before you leave. And ya'll know she was just getting a quick bite, (a couple of 12" sandwiches and a gallon of soda), before strutting to county lock-up to visit the ol' man. Somebody better check under that chin for contraband. Too bad we didn't get a shot of the ride - the metallic gold Riviera sittin high on 20s with a vibrating trunk and a decal of the Mexican flag in the back window. Viva la Chola!! Let the hating begin...
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