They Almost Look Like A Happy Normal Family....
"Hey gurlfriendz, check out my super sessy supermodel sneakers! Now I can do kissies on Will Smith without standing on 5 Scientology handbooks. Oopz, did I say that? And step up your game, Suri, I'm almost taller than you!" - Tommy Girl
These pictures of Tommy, Katie and Suri almost make them look like a normal family. But then my brain reminds me of the contract, the barley water, the thetans and the DOS hard drive inside Katie's head. Speaking of, Katie's system needs to upgrade to the new Windows, because she is looking tired and miserable.
According to my watch, it's almost time for Katie to pull a "Sleeping with the Enemy" and fake her death.
Anyway, here's more of the happy family spending some quality photo-op time together in Melbourne, Australia.
ShareThis
Make TommyGirl carry the child every now and again, mama.
Oh, and take a nap. You look tiiired ... tired of pretending to be the happy wifey, perfect mother, and career woman while your man cheeses for the camera?
http://www.tallmenshoes.com/k232inta1.html
Submitted by Snowpuppy on Sun, 08/16/2009 - 7:25am.
Why does Tom feel like he needs to touch/prop up Katie or Suri in every picture?
--------------------------------
Did you ever see "Weekend At Bernie's"? It's a lot like that - only with 80% more crazy.
========================================
Bottom-feeder.
Why does Tom feel like he needs to touch/prop up Katie or Suri in every picture?
sugardaddylove.com^-^
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugardaddylove.c om ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Welcome to free sign up~~~~
Oh god, you can actually see the Lift to those sneakers!
-------------------
"Describing protuberant labia minora as ' looking like a spaniel's ears ', French surgeons reported a high patient satisfaction rate for 98 women who answered a post-operative mail questionnaire."
boys and girls, i think u must boring now, here i'd like to introduce u a good club to Meet a Rich and Sexy woman on ___biguklove. c O m__ FREEE!!!!
Has-been washed-up freak show dies. Tomorrow's monday. Maybe some real news will occur.
I love Tom's custom shoes with lifts- basically high heels for little dudes.
This is so a "remember the terms of our contract, bitch!" photo op.
And I just love the sneakers - he's not even embarrassed by those giant lifts.
Gotta love 'em.
Pheobe-Barley water mixed with gin makes me looked drugged.
Why does it look like they're kidnapping that child after they drugged her?
This is so obviously staged as a photo-op, with the gay midget dwarf looking over his shoulder and smiling for the camera. "Look at us, we're wonderful, shooby dooby wahhh" Yuck. And why do they insist on carrying that 5 year old kid around like she is an infant? In a blankie on top of it? Suri is just a prop that they lug around to play the happy little family. That brat is bigger than Tommy Girl and she should be carrying HIM. Hauling her around trying to make her look "small" is just ridiculous at this point, especially since we all know the truth. That kid is so spoiled and catered to she doesn't even have to WALK. She will be an absolute nightmare as she grows up. Good enough for them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
Talk about a staged photo op...OMG!!
That is what is 'cagey' about the cruises'.
Why all the 'having to convince us' you're sooo 'happy'
via calling the media and putting on these PDA shows??
Or are they sooooo far removed from reality they don't see how abnormal and sick this is??!!
1. You'll never convince anyone.
2. There is no resurrecting you're career Tom.
"When you really love someone you don't go displaying it in front of all the public to see."
Dementa-Tommy G's mother is like that nanny in The Omen.
Before I saw who this family was, I thought it was a woman and her two kids - one maybe fifteen and vaguely female, and a toddler.
No, seriously, I did. No joke. It's like Tom and his creepy giant-toothed mom are switching places - she's turning into a man, and he's turning into a creepy lesbian. When's the change surgery?
And I think I saw those boots before. On Boris Karloff, along with green makeup and head bolts.
What is that? Frankenstein's boot?!
They seem a little too far away from a power source to reboot Katiebot's server and Suri's hard drive.
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Am-Beards and make-up can be a tricky thing.
Submitted by Datura on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 5:14pm.
Tom should just embrace the shortness. It's not like it's a character flaw. My husband and I are both short, little gnome-like people (5'6 & 5 even), and we get along quite happily in the world.
________________
Only if he wants to be the Minnie Me version of Suri.
She should wear make-up when in public. Seriously.
His platform soles are taller than grass blades. I think he zapped about 10 years off her life to prolong his own.
@ Toonkinstein, Evil Shoe, Event Horizon and putsomestankonit,
Thank you so much for explaining how to reply to comments and for such a warm welcome to Dlisted!
You're a very nice bunch of funny people.
event horizon, why are you so anxious?
that child is wearing pants?
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:57pm.
Hi, hope everyone is having a great Saturday!
I have a question. I'm very new on Dlisted.
How do you guys post reply to someone's comment? There's no "reply to" link on comments.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey....Welcome :D
To reply you can either copy and paste the message you're replying to like I did your or you can say @ little...etc...just do whatever to get the person you're trying to respond 2 to acknowledge you!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Welcome Lil Rascal...
you could do the above....or do the KANYE CAPS!! AND CAP THESE BITCHES!!! FUCK THESE SLUTS DESERVE TO BE PUT IN THEIR PLACE!!!
....did I come off a tad bitter?? no, I think not....WELCOME TO D-LISTED!!!
we don't reply to anyone but ourselves..
...those highheel sneakers.....fuck!
...but that kid is the most insecure kid I have ever seen. Most kids would be running and playing and SMILING....this kid is sinking deeper into herself....there ARE some issues here that even sciencreeptology can't "heal"
....having said that.....those fucking highheels!!!!
Damn, those are some platforms he's got. No wonder he is happy.
-------------------------------- :)
"Au con-fucking-traire!"
Tom should also just embrace his love of cock.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:57pm.
Hi, hope everyone is having a great Saturday!
I have a question. I'm very new on Dlisted.
How do you guys post reply to someone's comment? There's no "reply to" link on comments.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey....Welcome :D
To reply you can either copy and paste the message you're replying to like I did your or you can say @ little...etc...just do whatever to get the person you're trying to respond 2 to acknowledge you!
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
Tom should just embrace the shortness. It's not like it's a character flaw. My husband and I are both short, little gnome-like people (5'6 & 5 even), and we get along quite happily in the world.
*~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~~~*
Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Most CO$ celebs careers are in the litter box. Rumor has it Katie will take over Ravolta's role in "Battlefield Earth, the Musical." And Jenna Elfman is pissed.
Katie holds on to Suri with dear life because she knows how it ended with Nicole. Something I am sure Tommy G has reminded her of. Talk about your black AMEX cluster fuck.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:57pm.
Just copy and paste into a new post.
I am ONLY posting this because I know there are some that don't know how to C & P.
http://www.webmasternow.com/copyandpaste.html
:) Welcome to Dlisted!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:57pm.
Either paste and copy their name and timestamp in the comment section or just address them by their name.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Haterade, the drink of internet champions!
Hi, hope everyone is having a great Saturday!
I have a question. I'm very new on Dlisted.
How do you guys post reply to someone's comment? There's no "reply to" link on comments.
Tommy is trying to tie his shoe-lace with his douchebag mind powers.
FAIL.
its bruce bitch...
Wait, what do normal people do?? hmm... go grocery shopping!!! YES... we'll do that.. then we'll get one of those.. you know... things where a greasy person lifts up the front part of the car and puts hair dye or something in it... and THEN.. we could go swimming.. normal people do that.. oh, wait, Suris parts can't get wet or she'll malfunction... oh well,we'll go to Kitsouya and be with OUR people again!!!
I can't believe they are continuing with this charade.
It's because of this fuckery that both of their careers are in the toilet.
The longer they keep it up, the harder it will be to cut loose and try to salvage their reputations.
Oh, and nice shoes Tom.
=========================================
@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Thanks, MizRo!
@Laurel: lol... yeah, glass slippers with little engraved Thetans in the heel. Instead of champagne, they'll drink barley water at the reception.
*************************
"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:09pm.
Im so anxious right now....someone help me hold my hand...
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Why, did it fall off?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I wish; i'd be happy if something like that happened right now!!!
Ugh, I talk about alot of shit, but somethings just need to be kept secret!
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
I think MK is already off, wearing his Speedos on the beach of.....ehhh...NYC.
OP would be a good idea, yeah. Especially because of the Tomtom post here...
Is that child a quadriplegic? It's the only explanation.
____________________
ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Submitted by fauve on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:02pm.
Why even buy shoes for Suri if her feet never touch the ground? Fast-forward to when she's 18, being carried down the aisle for her wedding to some pre-arranged Scientologroom, while still wrapped in that stupid blanket.
*
LOL!
I do think she'll be wearing shoes, however. Glass slippers, maybe?
Katie can't resist buying, especially if it's something she can have custom-made.
And I'm guessing Tom already has a shoemaker on speed-dial.. The Cobbler Elves?
Where's Saturday's open post, MK?
I'm tired of the current headlines!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 4:09pm.
Im so anxious right now....someone help me hold my hand...
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Why, did it fall off?
Im so anxious right now....someone help me hold my hand...
(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)
Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
they should call Suri Blanket.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
fauve: ITA and love your avie!
All I have left to say is that Katie HATES her hub but LOVES the trappings of excessive wealth and power.
She sold her soul but I guess the money, freedom to "create" crap and have it sell at MAXFIELD'S is worth it to her.
Wow. I just startled myself: I loathe her too, come to think of it.
Ciao for now. Peace. Bouncing.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 3:55pm.
She is about 5'5''....
*
TommyGirl, or your friend? ;P
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 3:54pm.
I feel wierd looking at these pics though...like I'm hiding in the bushes or something.
*
I agree! But I think we can thank Mr.Cruise for that. These "happy family" shots are definitely staged for the press.
TommyGirl probably even personally selected the photographers..
Why even buy shoes for Suri if her feet never touch the ground? Fast-forward to when she's 18, being carried down the aisle for her wedding to some pre-arranged Scientologroom, while still wrapped in that stupid blanket.
I guess she'll get to bypass the whole agonizing bridal debate over which shoes to wear with the dress. And Tommy Girl can be the doting father, giving her away to the next brainwashed a-hole. At least if he's carrying her down the aisle, she won't be taller than he is.
*************************
"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK