George Michael And Cars Don't Mix
George Michael was arrested in Berkshire, England yesterday morning after his Land Rover angrily butt fucked a lorry (British-talk for truck) on the highway. Both George and the driver of the lorry he rear-ended were not injured. The cops dragged Georgie in, because he is George Michael which means he was probably under the influence of some kind of shit during the crash. A few hours after his arrest, George was released back into the wild without being charged.
Stupid ass George barely got his license back too. In 2007, his license was suspended for two years after he pleaded guilty to driving while high as fuck.
George and cars are fucking done professionally! They don't go together. All cars should close their key holes to George Michael. We need to get George one of those play cars, so he can sit in his driveway and just pretend he's driving. Dude can even take a hit of the bad shit while "play driving" if that's how he likes to have fun.
Maybe George is getting arrested on purpose so that he can beat Pete Doherty's record.
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I'm sure they'll go easier on him across the pond...
since it's here that we are still undergoing the idiot
inquisition....in the untied police states of ....
our founding fathers must be rolling in their graves
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this picture is fuckin priceless fuckin road rage at its best! hay george: they do have medication for your condition man!
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Submitted by Kandykane on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 2:51pm.
George Michael had a very good voice but here he is, another idol fallen on media driven drivel and 'hard times'. After he was busted 'looking for gay sex' in a Beverly Hills bog, his career was finished.
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Hehehe....no.
He wrote a song about how they caught him in the bog and his career got revived!
He should limit his driving to Baltimore. Maybe Ol' George will get lucky and Michael Phelps will plow into him from behind.
George Michael had a very good voice but here he is, another idol fallen on media driven drivel and 'hard times'. After he was busted 'looking for gay sex' in a Beverly Hills bog, his career was finished.
Eh, I can't hate on him either, i've always loved this man. He seems to mind his own business and when he gets himself into trouble, he's quick to say "Yes, I'm a jackass. Sorry"... which is more than I can say for most of the misbehaving twats in Hollywood.
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i can't hate on george michael, but damn. is there somewhere we can apply to be his personal driver?
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He looks like he's about to go all werewolf.
Submitted by Tyranny on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 10:46am.
I dunno if that's an old picture or what, but HOLY SHIT he looks just as fucking hot as he did when I was 15.
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George is one of those people who looke like mid 30's for all their life! I mean, he didn't look any different when he was 20....lucky bastard.
I dunno if that's an old picture or what, but HOLY SHIT he looks just as fucking hot as he did when I was 15.
So PDs in the can? I can imagine the state his flat was in, MS: he's a "bloody artist" for crikey's sake!
*killing myself* Sorry.
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No idea.
I think they always have a cell on stand-by for him, with freshflowers and new towels....LOL
So PDs in the can? I can imagine the state his flat was in, MS: he's a "bloody artist" for crikey's sake!
*killing myself* Sorry.
He has the face of an angry brussels griffon puppy.
Celebs should never drive or handle any type of a moving machine.their brains cant handle the science.
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Awww George! I like him and this disappoints me, although not nearly as much as when he was kissing some ugly, random, old guy in the bushes, in a park in London. Kissing him!! Grope if you must but don't be kissing strangers. You don't know where that mouth has been.
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I thought that read "after his lawyer angrily butt fucked a lorry" my mind is in the guttah.
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*giggle* PSL! S'ok.
His nails are so healthy looking but he needs to trim that pinky. Good hygiene and presentation are important!
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 10:14am.
Me too MS! Daily belly laughs are good for the soul.
Ok, Pete Doherty HAS been rather quiet lately or so we're led to believe.
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I thought he was arrested recently. Yeah. It just happens so many times, that we stop paying attention :)
He had to give the house up he rented because the landlord saw how Pete treated it -and he was not happy. Never let a flat or house to Pete, folks! ;)
I'm surprised he hasn't hooked up with Tripper the Dolphin Boy yet. Perfect pair.
I'm sick of reading about this lunatic.
He needs to forget about driving altogether, and start taking taxis. It's only a matter of time before someone gets killed.
I can't even listen to his music.
hheehee MizRo!
I got it! I just stepped away from the computer for a minute....
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Me too MS! Daily belly laughs are good for the soul.
Ok, Pete Doherty HAS been rather quiet lately or so we're led to believe.
I feel bad for Michaels.
Why did they even bother giving him back his license?
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 10:10am.
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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 10:07am.
No one gets it? *sigh* oh, well.
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I got it and I thought it was funny as hell!!! :)
So he's never gonna drive again,
guilty George has got no licence.
Though it's easy to pretend,
I know he's not sober.
Should have known better than to ram that truck
and waste a drink that he's been given.
So he's never gonna drive again,
the way he drove that night.
No one gets it? *sigh* oh, well.
ah, poor Georgie. Can't help but have a soft spot for him, seems like a good but weepy/grouchy bff type.
I hope the police apologized profusely for bringing him in and rudely questioning him for no reason. I suspect the lorry was backing up at high speed when George tried to swerve to avoid it.
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PSL: he DOES smoke alot of fags. *oops* hahahah!!
I went and got the windex.
I thought it was smoke too, MizRo!
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Bwahahahaha @ raindrop... I thought it was cigarette smoke, how naive am I?
Georgie simply needs a car service at his disposal. Oh, and he needs to stay out of "restrooms" too.
CELEBRITIES should not drive.
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Oh, George. What has become of you? *shakes head*
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 08/15/2009 - 9:35am.
I know.....it's a blurred raindrop on his mouth on the pic....but....but but.....it looks like...yeah. Exactly.
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George is looking like Shitney with this crap.
I think these asshats are too distracted by their own coolness to actually PAY the fuck attention while driving.
I know.....it's a blurred raindrop on his mouth on the pic....but....but but.....it looks like...yeah. Exactly.