Friday, August 14th 2009

Rosie Chomps On Hasselcrack

And here we have the very rare dykeasaurus known as Rosie O'Donnell displaying her coochie chompin' face for your viewing pleasure. I'm sure Rosie was also making this same face in between barfing all over Elisabeth Hasselcrack's good name (sar.cas.am.) at one of her shows a couple of weeks ago.

According to Fox411, Rosie shat on Elisabeth during her set on the "Girls' Night Out Tour." A source (whose name sounds like Hellisabeth Assholecrack) said, "Rosie started out by asking the audience, 'What was that show I was on? Then, instead of saying, 'The View,' she called it 'The Screw You.' She continued by calling Elisabeth Hasselbeck, 'Elizabeth Half-a-brain.' Then she jumped to another topic."

A few beats later, Rosie was back to yapping about The View, "Rosie said when she first met Elisabeth, she thought she would love her, because they're both Christians. Then she stopped and said, 'But then she turned on me.' Then Rosie called her a 'twat.' O'Donnell then moved on to a different subject, saying she really didn't want to start a new feud, or restart an old one."

Okay, okay, Rosie should probably calm down by blowing a bong or slowly removing the double-sided dildo out of her ass, but Elisabeth is a TWAT. Rosie is just spilling the facts. That's all. It's like me saying that picture of Rosie can be used as a successful tool for teaching abstinence in schools. FACTS!

Posted by: Michael K


tarantino_is_gay's picture

lindsey lohen wishes rosie was putting those teeth on her snatch.

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Doesn't she realize that when she goes on and on about an incident that happened...what, 2 years ago, won't let it go and stoops to name-calling, she only makes herself look like an asshole?

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madonnabeso's picture

i hate the whole angry dyke act- get some dick and chill out or throw your face in a pile of pussy and shut it the fuck up- stupid bitch

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This idiotic fug monster can go suck mud. Can't STAND her.

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Notice the teeth and no lips...God I'm bored:
http://www.foxnews.com/images/329272/0_61_trump_donald_006.jpg

She actually DOES look like a female version of Donald Trump...

Whatever's picture

Rosie and Hasselcrack are both idiots.

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A Nite Crew! You exist! Do y'all run away when you see me or what?!?

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MizRo's picture

Jeebus woman, take care of your skin!! You look like one big melasma-face.

Poopele's picture

That's the faux-cum look she makes as she strap-on humps her wife over the edge.

sperm_brows's picture

nah. i love rosie she speaks the truth

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Well, regarding the prehistoric and dykeasaurus comments, she *did* play Betty Rubble, after all!

Oh yeah, "Team Lesbian".
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Huh? Wadda U mean that didn't make any sense?

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i love rosie. team lesbian!!!

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:30pm.

hahahahaha!! Dibs on Kimmy. Suck that Sandy :D

Speaking of HAWT Aussies, Nitts... run your peepers over this! HWAT:

http://media.thedaily.com.au/img/photos/2008/05/15/pete-murray-l_t350.jp...

OT: Rosie. One word. Sunscreen.

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Yawn --Rosie is always ranting about something or someone. I'm not surprised that Kelli finally woke up and realized that all the $$$ in the world is not worth putting up with her. The worst thing about Rosie (and there are many) is that she is raising children. I hate to see what happens when she unleashes them on the world!

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:30pm.

nits - can you pick out which one is sandbitch and which one is 2c?

how choice are those boys eh? i own the vid this is on and the quality on the dvd is SOOOO much better. i might even upload it just so we can have a good perv at the tasty aussie men.
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nits - can you pick out which one is sandbitch and which one is 2c?

how choice are those boys eh? i own the vid this is on and the quality on the dvd is SOOOO much better. i might even upload it just so we can have a good perv at the tasty aussie men.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:23pm.
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*getting teary eyed* I'm not worthy! I'm NOT WORTHY!!! How great is that, TITS?!?
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Submitted by mahaatma on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:19pm.

...Rosie, ever the fashion icon, carries her grudge like a Birkin bag...everywhere...

....I don't give a shit, just pick the clitoris out of your teefs before sneering next time...
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...I swear, if you slap a bad orange combover hair possum on this carpet-muncher, you've got The Donald...the face is the SAME!....*shudders*....

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Rosie, I miss the days when you were funny, and you really were. The only career you have now is bitching about Elisabeth and The View. It's fucking stupid. You and Elisabeth don't think alike, don't like each other, etc. SO FUCKING WHAT?
Go ride your fucking jet ski in Miami and enjoy your incredibly fortunate life! I hate ALL those cunts on The View, too, but it's not cramping my fucking style.

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sorry nits... passing out in 3...2...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Z699VsxJo

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...Rosie, ever the fashion icon, carries her grudge like a Birkin bag...everywhere...

....I don't give a shit, just pick the clitoris out of your teefs before sneering next time...

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If you shorten her forehead, from the nose up, she could pass as Zira from Planet of the Apes..Hmm..if only I knew a couple of photoshop aficionados. ;p

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsH/8414-14970.gif

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:38pm.

TITS

dont know if I should laugh or cry at that one..
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*fires up pshop*

*snidely whiplash snicker*

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:55pm.

Time flies--or stumbles. :)

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oh, yeah.. that was a long time ago tho.. since had the babe!

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oh, yeah.. that was a long time ago tho.. since had the babe!

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:50pm.

Didn't you use to have an ultrasound avie then a newborn avie? (Or have I gotten my posters mixed up--again?)

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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:45pm.
Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:38pm.

I thought your baby had had a growth spurt.
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huh?

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:38pm.

I thought your baby had had a growth spurt.

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rosiepussyeatingface...

Hahahaha...

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:38pm.

she has a really nice set of teeth.

--And not a patch of Vitiligo in sight.

Edited to add: Hyperpigmentation, yes - but no Vitiligo.

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TITS

dont know if I should laugh or cry at that one.. changing avie..

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she has a really nice set of teeth.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:11pm.

i've always hated watching her talk b/c of her thin lips.

Tigerlilly- yup it's me :) being a brave one, probably going to change it soon tho.
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you can change it now. I've copied it for future photoshopping endeavours.

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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:15pm.

Yes! Neck crack v's Ass crack! A good cracky cage fight will sort the angry men from the whiny girls!

*thinks hard about who to put my money on*

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:11pm.
i've always hated watching her talk b/c of her thin lips.

Tigerlilly- yup it's me :) being a brave one, probably going to change it soon tho.
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Pearl_Necklace's picture

oy...Just throw in a room with Hasselcrack and be done with it. That might unwind BOTH their asscracks.

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i've always hated watching her talk b/c of her thin lips.

Tigerlilly- yup it's me :) being a brave one, probably going to change it soon tho.

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If you build your house over an Indian burial ground, you'll find one of these in your closet.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:02pm.
tigerlilly..
havent seen ya in awhile- hi!
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She's over accessorising. One necklace would have been enough.

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tigerlilly..
havent seen ya in awhile- hi!

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rosie needs some SPF and to cut down on the cruises... her skin looks like a roasted turkey..

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Submitted by el polacko on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:48pm.
o'donnell needs some serious therapy. why is she still SO bitter about a disagreement from years ago ?? why can't she accept that not everyone in the world agrees with her.. or that she might be wrong about something ? get a grip, man-lady !
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If you aren't far left, then you are far right...no in between...
If you aren't full of rage, then you aren't passionate enough...no in between...
If you are a leftist, uneducated, bitter femiinazi fat dyke and anyone who is none of the above disagrees with you then they must be attacked in the manner of the witless bitter fatties can...which is all this dumb dump truck is capable of...
Don't get me wrong, Elizardbath Hasselmyback is a total TOOL...annoying and in need of an immediate BITCH SLAP that would require dental surgery...
However, the PIG of the left does NOT need to be praised because of that fact....

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Submitted by el polacko on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:48pm.

o'donnell needs some serious therapy.
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I think that's her problem. She's had TOO much therapy, that's why she's angry and depressed all the time. If you focus on every perceived wrong that has been done to you, then you're going to to be po'd much of the time.

BTW, Michael K cracks me up. "rare dykeasaurus" lol!