Friday, August 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Small Penis
Some dude in Toronto has been partaking in a little golden shower action by himself in the lobby of an apartment building for years and the tenants are pissed (easy pun). They decided to take some action and plastered pictures of the Pee Pee Vandalizer and his tiny accomplice all over the neighborhood. They want his peen head (which looks like the size of a baby mushroom cap).
Just by doing a little simple math, I think I figured out who the mystery pisser is:
Toronto + A Tiny Wang + A Big Asshole = DIMITRI THE LOVER!
VIA OMG BLOG
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*giggles, puts on taser vest and runs into the ocean*
Stoney
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irregardless 674 up, 143 down
Used by people who ignorantly mean to say regardless. According to webster, it is a word, but since the prefix "ir" and the suffx "less" both mean "not or with" they cancel each other out, so what you end up with is regard. When you use this to try to say you don't care about something, you end up saying that you do. Of course everyone knows what you mean to say and only a pompous,rude asshole will correct you.
Wife: "Irregardless is not a word, dummy"
Husband: "Kiss my ass bitch! I'm still going to the strip club tonight!"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=irregardless
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:43pm.
DAMMIT!! Irregardless IS a word! Everything I have ever known is a lie!
*sits in corner rocking back and forth*
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*sniffing heavily while refusing to cook or clean*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Oh and continuing on Annoyance #765850, uses only last names when referring to the people she works with and for.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Annoyance #765850, when one speaks in office/business speak when one is not at work.
Throwing around abbreviated versions of work place functions and cc'd emails with invoices that aren't color coded.
My neighbor likes to do that and then follows with the "you do understand what I'm talking about, here let me explain what I am inanely spouting about because I have to feel superior"
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:36pm.
Zomay ~ want to REALLY have some fun with your parents? Send them nursing home brochures
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Shady Pines, Ma!
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Bottom-feeder.
so cool PSL have a great day!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Stock Broker, heeeeheeeeheeeee.
I said to her(in larry the cable guy voice); why would I pay strangers to ignore or abuse you in a nursing home, when you can get that kind of love from me?
She is only 54.
Heeeheeeeheeee.
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:40pm.
Did you just taze me and call me an asshat!!!!!
*cranks up tazer voltage*
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
The guy who works next door, whistles, ALL DAY LONG! HATE IT! He even whistles while using the restroom.
UGH! Gross!
and on that note, I am off to work....I actually have a student of my own now! KIAI!!!
bye!!
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“I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms."
-Heidi Montag
DAMMIT!! Irregardless IS a word! Everything I have ever known is a lie!
*sits in corner rocking back and forth*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Pedro dice: "Esa es una etilhexanol shsnk mi burro no su mierda!"
smurf - you are correct, we are responsible for our own actions.
For me, everything that has happened in my life, choices I've made, mistakes, all the shit, stupid or not at the time seemed like the right choice. Only now, can I see that because of the choices I made in my life, I am where I am now. And the cause and effect of those choices "happened for a reason."
*takes forkful of macaroni salad*
*tases asshat*
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:35pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:33pm
Brat
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I used to drive my mom crazy by arguing that any grammar or vocabulary is acceptable because language is a living thing. New words are added and old words disappear. When a word or grammatical structure is used long enough and by enough people it becomes an accepted part of the language. Just because something is in a text book does not mean it can't be changed.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:35pm.
ha ha Reeter, I promise not to look at his picture anymore, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
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You look at anything you want to anytime you want to. ; )
Momus ;)
My boss whistles constantly in this horrible screechy monotone. wtf is that? The Andy Griffith theme song or Dude Looks Like a Lady? Christ.
@ zomay
My all time favorite word for pronunciation, sound, and spelling:
diarrhea
zomay - LMFAO! I do same kind of stuff to my sister... LOLOLOL... I don't sing or anything but I will RAMBLE on and on about nothing (knowing full well she is in a daze not listening) and then at the end of the message say "okay, call me back and let me know what you think". She's a fucking idiot.
*dials dumb-dumb's phone number hoping she doesn't answer*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Paris Suxs ~ your sig is a boner killer.
20- 30 orgasms a day ....Spencer's finger must be sore.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
complication it is very annoying and self centered. It's a conversation with oneself! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
hahahhahahah guys!!!! 20-30 orgasms a day? from SPENCER?
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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“I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms."
-Heidi Montag
zoomay i like your style lol
*Vomits on PSL's siggy*
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:33pm.
I love asshat, fucktard, fucknut actually pretty much every swear word!
Oh and I leave stupid messages on my sis Facebook and my friends voicemail basically for me, it's because I have no life!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:35pm.
Momus *puts fingers in ears* lalalalalalala!! It's wrong, irregardless of what you say!
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I'm just referring to what dictionary.com says.
It's not real word for me.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Agrees with Stoney on "irregardless."
Except when JohnJay (93.7/Phx) uses it to intentionally set off 1,000 people who then call in to the radio show to tell him how wrong it is.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:33pm.
*spits tea all over keyboard*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Zomay ~ want to REALLY have some fun with your parents? Send them nursing home brochures.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:34pm
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GAG!
@ snowpiece- isnt it weird its like they cant directly speak to another person so they "demonstrate" their point of view. They remind me of trolls and their love of riddles
Well, everybody, if you want MY two cents....I gotta go back out and garden at my clients who are grade A Plant Abusers.
I think I'ma have to smoke up... Catch you hos later! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:29pm.
"Have a nice day".....kiss my white ass!
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My usual response (a la Victor Borge): No thanks, I've already had one.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:33pm
Brat
Momus *puts fingers in ears* lalalalalalala!! It's wrong, irregardless of what you say!
@Stoney
Yah we have those inspirational bullshit posters too!
With what they pay us here not sure who they are trying to inspire!
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"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I`m f—king my dog!" - Gerard Butler
"Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!" -unknown
ha ha Reeter, I promise not to look at his picture anymore, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL
*tazes AND reports self!*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
you guys reeeeallly want to get nauseous, read my new siggie!
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“I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love. Or to experience a day with 20 or 30 orgasms."
-Heidi Montag
Shut up, MOMUS!
LOL
Ok, my use of "quotes" was wrong. Should be "quotations" *reports self*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:31pm.
shhhhhh Reeter's son is kinda hot (OMG what a creepy old perv I am , LOL)♥♥♥
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Snowy, you freaked me out for a split second there! Ladies & gents - my new buddy on Facebook. LOL!
I can tell you guys what words I do like. Because phrases I don't like are not coming to me.
I like the word 'crack'. I say crack all the time.
Sack. Because sack is a funny word.
I like to call up my sister and leave pointless voicemail messages because she needs to be picked on from time to time. So I call her up and sing Michael Jackson songs, but I get all the words wrong on purpose. She loved Jacko.
I call my mom and tell her she need not worry about her golden years. Because I will take real good care of her. But I say it in my Larry The Cable guy voice. She hates that. 'Mom now don't you worry about your golden years I am gonna treat you real good'
Heeeheeeehee she hates that.
Stoney ~ 'atta girl!
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
complication OH I HATE THAT, the people on reality tv do it all the time, especially the housewives.
"Did I know she was gonna call me a prostitution whore ? NO. Do I care? No. Am I friends with famous people? You betcha! Do those bitches respect that? No.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 2:29pm.
I actually had someone argue with me that irregardless was indeed a word.
I just gave up. You can't fix stupid.
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless
Ok, so the office managers in my building always hang these stupid quotes in the elevator with scenic pictures behind them. Half of the time they are not even grammatically correct. I don't know WHERE they get the quotes, but they are fucking RETARDED. They had to start putting them behind glass because a resident kept writing snarky insults all over them.
*whistles*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@ Stoney
Actually, "irregardless" is a word; it just is nonstandard. Much like "ain't" and "y'all".
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irregardless
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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shhhhhh Reeter's son is kinda hot (OMG what a creepy old perv I am , LOL)♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I started this job once and the guy training me talked like he was interviewing himself- "do i believe in it? yeah. do i use this on my friends and family? of course" seriously he took everything he was saying and turned it into this bizzare Q and A scenario