Friday, August 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Small Penis
Some dude in Toronto has been partaking in a little golden shower action by himself in the lobby of an apartment building for years and the tenants are pissed (easy pun). They decided to take some action and plastered pictures of the Pee Pee Vandalizer and his tiny accomplice all over the neighborhood. They want his peen head (which looks like the size of a baby mushroom cap).
Just by doing a little simple math, I think I figured out who the mystery pisser is:
Toronto + A Tiny Wang + A Big Asshole = DIMITRI THE LOVER!
VIA OMG BLOG
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Jack, how long is she going to be on the plane and how old is your girl?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I have never had two nostril zits at the same time. That's a little weird but I wouldn't say impossible.
Damn I'm gross today.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:13pm.
Ok, I have a problem (ok yes, I have many but this is the current one)..for the last FOUR months, I've had this boo boo in my nose, the tip of the nostril, inside
Don't worry till your veins start turning black.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:05pm.
MS- OMFG carpeted bathrooms. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With mirrored ceiling and walls! And the suite is lime green!
70's flshback!
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Can we have this wallpaper too? http://funkyhomedecor.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/retro-wallpaper.jpg
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I like it.
Long haul or short haul? How old is she? Tell us how you really feel about your ex wife.
EEG - not that long of a haul 3 or 4 hours maybe. She is 14... a TOTAL daddy's girl.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
M.E. - Stoney's right...
*vomits after looking at Jazz's wallpaper selection*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Stoney, Hmmmm, in both nostrils at the same time?
Squeaky Fromme has been released from prison!!!
My daughter is flying today for the first time (going on vacay with her Mom)... I do not like not knowing if she is okay, scared, etc. She has never flown before and called me the last night a little upset because she was scared to go on a plane. I told her she'd be okay blah blah blah but hate I'm not there to make her feel safe. Of course I'm glad I'm not on the same plane with that BITCH mom of hers but still.... I'm over protective of my daughter... and sometimes it sucks. Just had to vent.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:15pm.
Who's gonna be Grover and Cookie Monster?
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Me lurves Cooooooooooooooooookies. I wanna be CM!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:05pm.
MS- OMFG carpeted bathrooms. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With mirrored ceiling and walls! And the suite is lime green!
70's flshback!
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Can we have this wallpaper too? http://funkyhomedecor.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/retro-wallpaper.jpg
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*goes into convultions*
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:13pm.
Internal nostril zit. You have to wait for them to go away on their own. Yes, they suck. Don't touch it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:05pm.
MS- OMFG carpeted bathrooms. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With mirrored ceiling and walls! And the suite is lime green!
70's flshback!
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Can we have this wallpaper too? http://funkyhomedecor.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/retro-wallpaper.jpg
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:04pm.
I talk to my sister while peeing sometimes. Bitch deserves it.
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I was on the horn with my asshole sister and she had to listen to me hurl. best day ever.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Ok, I have a problem (ok yes, I have many but this is the current one)..for the last FOUR months, I've had this boo boo in my nose, the tip of the nostril, inside. Well, I have it in BOTH now and it hurts to just fucking BREATHE!
IDK what the fuckity fuck is going on. Maybe all the dry weather? I have no clue.
And don't you horz tell me to lay off the coke, cuz you all know homie don't play that.
Jazzy, you are trying to send me to the loony bin today, aren't you.
*seizes*
I feel MUCH better, jack. Thanks for asking!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:05pm.
MS- OMFG carpeted bathrooms. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With mirrored ceiling and walls! And the suite is lime green!
70's flshback!
OMFG your avie is making me itch all over....
*hits self in crotch with stapler*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Whenever I'm in a public bathroom, I am totally disgusted when someone makes a call. I try my hardest to bust a loud fart, sneeze, cough, and flush the toilet. I hope the person on the other end is disgusted as I am.
Plants!
*looks at jazzy's avie*
*scratches crotch raw*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Feel better princess Stoney?
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
You should definitely go buy plants. Hey, it might rain tomorrow. *has no idea where you live*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
MS- OMFG carpeted bathrooms. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heidi and Spencer Playboy interview.
Let me just say that I HATE them with everything I have, but I read it and I'm glad I did.
Because now I hate them 100 times more.
http://www.playboy.com/girls/celebrities/features/heidi-montag-playboy-p...
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http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
"Judging from some of the stories, the Wii remote is the deadliest and most destructive weapon ever created."
Byue Stocky!!! Have a wonderful weekend!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:02pm.
BH will call me in the middle of taking a leak. Of course, I do the same damn thing to him though. I'd never call a co-worker from the potty.
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It's hard to diguise anyway....there's always the bathroom echo.
Except when you have carpet in there.
*hurl*
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:44pm.
Christine Hoff ~ will you be my bunk buddy in hell?
I call bottom!!!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Should I work some more or go buy plants?
Stock - Have a good time, my brother.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
I talk to my sister while peeing sometimes. Bitch deserves it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ahhhh.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
BH will call me in the middle of taking a leak. Of course, I do the same damn thing to him though. I'd never call a co-worker from the potty.
I'm off to pick up Connie Selleca for our B&B weekend.
Be safe DListed bunnies & jack rabbits.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
DD - you have to keep refreshing F5 it!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:56pm.
I had a boss a looong time ago that used to call us on the phone when he was in the toilet.
Real jerkwad.
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Hello? (echo)
Hi, it's me. Where are you?
(ppffffft.....clonk.....splash) Ehhh...at work. On my desk. (flushhhh)
Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah! (hpppffffft)
Stock - I know people that do that. A completely new level of rudeness.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
I need to yell at my insurance co. I cannot take this scabbed scalp anymore!!! JUST LET ME SEE MY DAMN DERMATOLOGIST DAMN IT!
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:56pm.
MS - yes, SHUT THE LID!
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Absolutely!
Sometimes, one of the males at my work uses my toilet (yes, I have my own because I'm the only female working there) and HE leaves both lid and seat OPEN. It's the women's loo!!!
I feel so disgusted having to touch the seat to put it down: paper around fingers it is for me too!
I had a boss a looong time ago that used to call us on the phone when he was in the toilet.
Real jerkwad.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:54pm.
DD - I left you a reply in the padded room (forum).
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LOL. I saw it and then clicked on something and got the 504 Message! It's now a black screen. I give up for right now. going to take a nap.
Awww....remember the obese women who was caught in her bathroom for a few days? I wonder if she had something to read...
MS - yes, SHUT THE LID!
Double post
Double turds! Spalding, watch your mouf on the golf course! (Caddyshack)
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Stoney - I was thinking "stroke it". HAHAHA
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 3:51pm.
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I know! I never understood the "readers" in the bathroom.
I read that article on fecal matter everywhere in the 90's. Reader's Digest, I think...
DD - I left you a reply in the padded room (forum).
The bathroom here at work is a one user bathroom, open the door and there is a sink and a terlet. The door is in the hall of the building right on the other side of the enterence to my work and the motorcycle shop next door.
EMBARASSING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXIk696BlVg&feature=related