Friday, August 14th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Small Penis
Some dude in Toronto has been partaking in a little golden shower action by himself in the lobby of an apartment building for years and the tenants are pissed (easy pun). They decided to take some action and plastered pictures of the Pee Pee Vandalizer and his tiny accomplice all over the neighborhood. They want his peen head (which looks like the size of a baby mushroom cap).
Just by doing a little simple math, I think I figured out who the mystery pisser is:
Toronto + A Tiny Wang + A Big Asshole = DIMITRI THE LOVER!
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Happy weekend STONEY!
*smacks stoney's ass on way out*
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:40pm.
Omg I want Jack for my dad!
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Just call him Daddy, he likes it!
*runs away*
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:40pm
I'll be yer daddy!!! uhg, can't even joke like that after talking about daughter....
*tazes self for being male and not being able to look at women in dirty fashion because don't want daughter looked at that way*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Fine bitches! I'm leaving early!
*packs purse and closes out*
Happy weekend, fuckers.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
barburger - was NOT real cool about the bikinis *stomps feet* I picked out old maid looking shit with shower caps and all. The wife talked me in to it. She said I was awful for trying to make her look like a window licking penguin in a shower cap. Uhg, damn women.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Ouch!
jack,
Need I remind you my fuck trophies bikini. One pieces all the way baby.
Omg I want Jack for my dad!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Jack - I started typing then my boss asked me something about a job and when I started to type again, I forgot what the fuck I was going to type.
Ima LOOZER!
*thumps JustJack's avie's middle finger*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:37pm.
barburger - bought her 2 packs of gum, magazines (girly shit) and downloaded some funny shit to her ipod for her to watch. Also packed 2 new bathing suits (bikinis!!!!) for her to wear that she doesn't know about.
You are such a sweetheart, remind me of the SF.
I don't know if he would've went as far as the bikini route though. She's very high-maintanence, very pretty (and knows it). He doesn't want to encourage. He said it's one thing when you have a boy, you only have to worry about 1 penis. When you have a girl, you have to worry about all of them.
Jazz, hate to see you go but enjoy watching you walk out.
I'm off too!
Have such a headache now :S outch outch outch
Bonsoir!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:33pm.
Man, I got thirty more minutes at work. I wish the retard would come back for entertainment purposes.
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Mehh. I have 30 more YEARS at work (maybe more).
Well good news on the homefront (in a way).
My bro had his biopsy done this morning. Everything went well, and he's being released today. They have to send the test to the state though, so it takes a week to get the results.
My unemployment check showed up today. Usually, get it Wed/Thurs, never on Friday. Last nite on the news they said there was a problem with checks sent out last week. They're converting to a new system. GREAT!!!
barburger - bought her 2 packs of gum, magazines (girly shit) and downloaded some funny shit to her ipod for her to watch. Also packed 2 new bathing suits (bikinis!!!!) for her to wear that she doesn't know about. The wife went with me to pick them out of course. But yea, told her about the gum...
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
See you sluts later. Watch out for the tainted jizz at Trader Joe's.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:35pm.
Why are you wishing that on us Stoney?
Another gdamned blonde.
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Me too!
Huh, Stoney?
*reports her*
We are at 5% containment on the fire.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:30pm.
OK, since I can't please M.E., I will try to please MS with my avie.
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Oh, some good pleasing.
That is nice! A magazine cover of Creem. :)
Why are you wishing that on us Stoney?
Another gdamned blonde.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:27pm.
Jack, I never flew till I was 30 and was stoked for it. No one told me about the ear thing though. Did you tell her to chew gum or something? Love to fly, but the only thing that works for me is the earplug thingeys.
CNN Breaking News: Trader joes shut down by Bd of Health
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Man, I got thirty more minutes at work. I wish the retard would come back for entertainment purposes.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by barburger on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:29pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:25pm.
If it's only salmonella, then that's fine.
I guess Joe would trade her some STDs too.
Don't worry, she'll be looking for the mark-downs. Cheap and only moderately or "fairly" spoiled. oops, airquote!
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Yeah, who needs a best-by-date!
Here are Joe's FAQs: Question 2 is interesting. Probably not the first time she had a perforated package:
http://www.traderjoes.com/product_faqs.asp#PerforatedHoles
M.E. - I believe you truly are a blonde. Only a true blonde would continue typing AFTER they forgot what they were going to say only to type the words "I forgot what I was going to say".
*throws dart at picture of wife*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
OMFG! I look like a pro stoner today. My eyes are GLOWING red from all this smoke.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:26pm.
Ok, nobody go to Trader Joes for the next few hours!!
Thankfully, we don't have them up here in New Hampster.
I was going to make fish and chips tonite, but now not so sure. Maybe if I make a Summer's Eve marinade, it will all be good.
OK, since I can't please M.E., I will try to please MS with my avie.
Honestly, (hee hee) shit, I forgot what I was going to say.
Fucking Blonde.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:25pm.
If it's only salmonella, then that's fine.
I guess Joe would trade her some STDs too.
Don't worry, she'll be looking for the mark-downs. Cheap and only moderately or "fairly" spoiled. oops, airquote!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:26pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:20pm.
I know the company who makes it :)
If you want to scare me wallpaper-wise, retro is not a good idea. I like retro.
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I love the retro 70s wall paper! I have so many memories of sitting in the wallpaper shop and going through book after book. I would always choose the brightest ones and if they had the mylar in them, even better.
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Yay!!!!
I wasn't even born in the 70's, but I'm a little stuck there, as you know :)
Those wallpapers make awsome statement pieces.
Yea, you guys are probably right. Thanks.
She texted me when she got on the plane and said she thought she was going to piss her pants... LOL. She is a little scared of heights. I told her it was different being on a plane than climbing a ladder, etc. She remembers me flying coast to coast every week for 8 years... so she trusts what I'm telling her. I'm sure she'll be fine.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:20pm.
I know the company who makes it :)
If you want to scare me wallpaper-wise, retro is not a good idea. I like retro.
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I love the retro 70s wall paper! I have so many memories of sitting in the wallpaper shop and going through book after book. I would always choose the brightest ones and if they had the mylar in them, even better.
Ok, nobody go to Trader Joes for the next few hours!!
*locks self in bomb shelter*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
jazzy - you asshole!
Fucking huge ass spider in panites and now a CLOWN. Ronnie or not still a MF CLOWN!
*jumps off building*
Submitted by barburger on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:19pm.
Hahaha! Good one! Where is EH when you need her!
Possibly contracting salmonella from Trader Joe's.
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If it's only salmonella, then that's fine.
I guess Joe would trade her some STDs too.
Submitted by barburger on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:22pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:19pm.
Hahaha! Good one! Where is EH when you need her!
Possibly contracting salmonella from Trader Joe's.
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*tears streaming*
*tazes self*
Cant'. Stop. Laughing.
*dies*
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:21pm.
Submitted by barburger on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:18pm.
And your giner gets cold.
I don't think her giner ever gets cold. Note to self: do not, I repeat, do not go for dinner if the menu consists of chili dogs.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:20pm.
I know the company who makes it :)
If you want to scare me wallpaper-wise, retro is not a good idea. I like retro.
What I don't like is....
http://www.katyelliott.com/blog/uploaded_images/gasl_wallpaper_51-723092...
Anything with FLOWRERS on it. Not even on clothes. Nah....I'm a block colour person. Mostly bold black.
No cold giner here. I wear panites and the wind doesn't wizz through my cooter and out my ears like EH. Remember, she could fall on a baseball and not notice.
*wretches*
Jazz - nice avie. I feel like my eyeballs are being molested but at least I'm not stabbing myself randomly with a pencil.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:19pm.
Hahaha! Good one! Where is EH when you need her!
Possibly contracting salmonella from Trader Joe's.
Jack - starting at 7 years old, I'd fly from CA to Mass and back, alone, every summer.
You are a good daddy for being worried.
Maybe she'll enjoy the plane ride, view, etc.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:10pm.
Jazzy, you are trying to send me to the loony bin today, aren't you.
*seizes*
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I will change it to the Thai Ronald McDonald giving you a traditional wai greeting.
She will be fine then, not long enough to go stir crazy, short enough to be exciting..
You are a sweet daddy.
Submitted by barburger on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:18pm.
And your giner gets cold.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:14pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:05pm.
MS- OMFG carpeted bathrooms. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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With mirrored ceiling and walls! And the suite is lime green!
70's flshback!
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Can we have this wallpaper too? http://funkyhomedecor.biz/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/retro-wallpaper.jpg
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I like it.
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OK, how about this one?
http://www.wishlist.nu/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/wall2.png
Submitted by barburger on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:13pm.
Ok, I have a problem (ok yes, I have many but this is the current one)..for the last FOUR months, I've had this boo boo in my nose, the tip of the nostril, inside
Don't worry till your veins start turning black.
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Then I have nothing to worry about since I remain TOTALLY STD free and not "mostly"
Submitted by barburger on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 4:13pm.
Ok, I have a problem (ok yes, I have many but this is the current one)..for the last FOUR months, I've had this boo boo in my nose, the tip of the nostril, inside
Don't worry till your veins start turning black.
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Hahaha! Good one! Where is EH when you need her! She knows about black veins...