La Toya's Dancing Dreams Have Been Put On Hold
The new season of Dancing For Relevancy just got a little less glamorous...and a lot less crazy. That's because La Toya Jackson will not be shimmying her plastic parts after all. Earlier this week, my soul got tingly when reading about the possibility of La Toya joining the cast. But La Toya has shot those rumors down with a ping pong out of her vag (TALENT!!), because she said it wouldn't be appropriate. HA!
Toy told Access Hollywood (via Reuters), “I’ve been approached to do ‘ Dancing with the Stars.' The fact of the matter is, I won’t be doing it, simply because of the circumstances that (are) going on at the moment.”
Yes, La Toya actually got bit by the "class and taste" bug. I don't like it. HOWEVER, La Toya did go on to queef that even though she's not ready to join DWTS, she is open to judging American Idol. FUCK YES. We're finally talking real shit here. The only person who can replace a crazy is a fellow crazy. I would suggest Courtney Love, but she's permanently stuck in a Twitter-hole, so Toya is the next best option!
Here's La Toya taking a quick break from SOLVING EVERYTHING to hand out groceries and pose pose pose at AIDS Project LA yesterday.
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Can't stand this crazy witch.
LA!! Brilliant replacement and just good TV! *hug*
OMG! Her belt! lol
Aw, give her dick belt a break...if she wore it properly you wouldn't be able to see all the glittery bedazzling that Blanket did last night. He has to do at least a dozen belts to get LaToya on QVC. There are no child labor laws in the Jackson family!! I think LaT's holding out for a season of Dancing with the Jacksons. Papa Joe, Papa Joe...get funky!
Snoogle, of course she wouldn't, though she would be GREAT at it. But she'd hate all the choreographed shit and lack of spontaneity and real of emotion. Stevie's nothing if not drama and raw emotion.
Please, Ms. Nicks, don't even consider it. Courtney would be fucking hilarious.
@ LA - Stevie wouldn't lower herself to that fuckery. Least I hope she wouldn't.
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I call Bullshit. Bitch wanted too much money.
you go latoya and fly that freak flag high. joseph probably told her "Bitch. You ain't doin' that show. We goin' on the road as the Jackson 8 soon."
Stevie Nicks should replace Paula, I've been saying it for years.
That belt looks SO inappropriate. LaToilet just can't pull it together to save her soul.
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La Toya to replace PAULA!!
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Are u listening FOX????
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Although she dresses like a 15 year-old Miley Cyrus fan, she did the right thing by NOT dancing with the **cough** "Stars".
It looked tacky (like the belt) that she would be dancing after her brother just died.
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Submitted by agirl on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 9:16am.
TUCK FAIL
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Oh shit.
lol
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Her belt *does* look like a flaccid penis.
It's Suze, like in booze.
TUCK FAIL.
Why does she look like Hate Kudson?
It's Suze, like in booze.
I so fuking HATe the "cross my legss to hide my fat ass" pose. LaToya HAS A FAT ASS!
Morning Heaux!
Apologies if this is old noos:
Have you guys heard that the book "Michael Jacskon Was My Lover - The Secret Diary of Jordie Chandler" is now going for upwards of $500?!?!? You can get a used copy for $499.
http://www.amazon.com/Michael-Jackson-Was-My-Lover/dp/9562723054
The story I heard was that at the time that it was written (1996), no American publisher would touch it, so it was published and distributed in South America. (those details could be wrong/amiss).
Here's a review of the book from from 1996:
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_19960929/ai_n14454228/
She should just tuck away her dick and go die.
It's face doesn't move
her belt....... no good. and as if the shape wasnt bad enough she had to go and wear a PINK one!! shes got a nine inch flacid pink penis as an accessory at AIDS day!!!!! wtfbich!???!!!???
hug it out. just hug it out.
Why, oh why, must the Gods be so cruel! How can the show go on without La T ?
Love love love, LaToya! Best autobiography from the bargain bin purchase ever!
Submitted by Slipknot on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:46am.
Her belt is really bothering me. It looks like a flaccid penis.
OMG it totally those!! Nasty
I can't belive there is a Jackson with some dignity. WOW. Wonder how long it will last? guess it endend when she suggested AI
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If I want to see a plastic spastic Muppet dancing, I will rent The Muppet Show on DVD from Netflix and watch Animal.
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Her belt is really bothering me. It looks like a flaccid penis. Just put it through the loops the right way for gosh sakes!!!
(Yes, I'm irritable this morning. I feel better now, having vented.)
yeah what happened to those lovely Jackie Stallone/Let's Get Physical headbands ..now those were so stylish, actually I think she looks better here:
http://brushoflife.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ATT3480976.j...
Yikes! Alien face!
She's looking a little Tila Tequila in the face. By which I mean a busted cartoon ant.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:24am.
Que? Yo hablo muy poquito Espanol
In other news: Beaver weave got the cops called on her last night when she tried to show up at her own house and it was Jon's turn with the kids.
I hope MK does his hard core investigative journalism and gets to the bottom of that.
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As someone who watches Idol, stfu, I would only love to see her guest judge just to watch Simon try and not wanna rip off her weave and demand she sings.
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Thank goodness we can all rely on toy-toy to be the voice of morality and propriety! Ok, I just threw up in my throat. Who the hell does she think she is? Katie Price?
Freak you need to be tazed!
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The way she's wearing that belt is really distracting.
I think she needs to start wearing her headband again. I miss Latoya's headband, dagnabbit. (crying softly)
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 8:20am.
Quién da una porquería.... Bromear!
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Ew. Why? I am embarrassed to admit that I thought the Playboy spread has kind of hot, way back then and long ago.
I can't imagine any man (or beast) wanting to crawl on top of that.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
She has some seriously wonky cleavage in the first pic. And don't you just love how no one would have ever heard from this bitch nor seen a picture taken by the paps unless child toucher died.
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You really haven't made it until you've been on Dancing with the Stars.
"Dancing with the Geriatrics" should get Blanche Devereaux.
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Wow, MJ's death is the gift that just keeps on giving.
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Pls, she just has hopes she'll be able to shake down some money from the MJ death fund.
AI could use a dose of La Toilet's kinda crazy.