Kate Hudson vs. Minka Kelly
The truth is I'm only posting this story, because I needed a reason to use this picture of Ahahahahaha-Rod after getting hit by a pitch last night. I don't think he's felt that much pain since he tried to finger bang Madonna's roidy cooze for the first time. Now on to the battle of the Yankees hos!
Page Six says that things aren't really unicorns and rainbows between A-Rod and fellow Yankee Derek Jeter, so it makes sense that their hate for each other has trickled down to their girlfriends. According to sources, Derek's lady Minka Kelly (of Friday Night Lights) and Kate Hudson aren't really holding hands in the stands (accidental rhyme!), "There's been visible coldness between Minka and Kate. I don't know if it's a personal thing, or just an extension of the ongoing A-Rod-Jeter rivalry. People are choosing sides."
I love that "people are choosing sides" quote. This is just like Footballers' Wives except a homelier version....and not as bitchy or glamorous. Okay, this is nothing like Footballers Wives. Because if it was, this is how Kate and Minka would have handled their little feud.
Seriously, this is how you do it. Kate and Minka are both amateurs! If Tanya Turner was involved, she would've fucked both of their boyfriends by now and been pregnant with TWINS (one baby for each man).
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Team Minka.
So I guess Minka now has herpes?
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MK knows Footballer's Wives. LOL
Good show, at the beginning, went awry then.
I'm glad I'm not the only one out there with an unhealthy obsession with Footballer's Wives. BBC.com has the DVDs for sale ...
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When I'm bad, I'm very good.
That's some intense shit for pantsuit ladies, dude.
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God I fucking miss Footballers Wives, that shit was amazing.
And yeah I also can't understand what guys see in Hudson (not that I think much of A-Rod either)
she's so plain to me.
Christ on a Crutch I LOVED THIS SHOW!! SHIT! When they took it off BBC on Demand, I was inconsolible.
I NEVER found out who the father of Lucy's Baby was!!! Anyone want to comment on the delicious fact that Tanya Turner's sister's name was Anika Beevor?
No one?
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Seems I have seen this woman on some tall dating place yet,The
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cute, hot , talented... whatever u can come up with...LOL
whaaaa! she looks like a Muppet
Mark Teixeira !!!!!!!!!! whooooo
...Cynthia Rodriguez is laughing all the way to the bank in her "Fuck Off" wifebeater...
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Slight girl crush on Minka.
F*ck the Yankees.
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This story would make a lot more sense if there was actually a rivalry between A-Rod and Jeter. Can't Kate go back to trying to get Owen Wilson to kill himself? She's really uglying up the new stadium.
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OMG! I thought I was the only one that LOOOOOVED Tanya Turner and Footballer's Wives...these women are hilarious...LOL:-)
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Why is he only with women that are built like roided-up trannies (his ex-wife and Vadge) or little boys (Hudson)?
I think I'm on to something here.
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Listen.. AMBUH. Fucking christ I want to fuck a Brit so jesus fucking bad motherfucker.
I know (and care) even less about sports than MK. They get paid too much. They do too little. Like actors, only worse.
Has Kate cut her son's nancygirl hair yet?
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:17pm.
As someone who hung out with pro athletes back in the day, surely these girls know they're wasting their time. These guys just wanna get laid.
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I think Kate knows. I think Kate just wants to get laid. Derek Jeter, on the other hand, I will defend. My brother met him back when he was in the minor league in Albany (I was there too, but I was too shy to approach the players). My brother asked one player every year to write "Happy Birthday" and sign the ball for my dad's birthday. One year, he first asked another player to write it, but he didn't know English so he asked Jeter. It turned out the first guy was Mariano Rivera, but I guess Jeter's was better.
Best record in MLB! Go Yankees!
I LOVE 'Footballer's Wives'. My favourite was the episode where Tanya pranced around in her lingerie & fed her fat, old geyzer millionaire hubby w/ the weak ticker, coke, chocolate cake and buckets of booze and then sat by, chewing on her French tips while he thrashed around having a maja heart attack.
Hooooly. Now that's entertainment.
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As someone who hung out with pro athletes back in the day, surely these girls know they're wasting their time. These guys just wanna get laid.
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Athletes are absolutely THE WORST. They get laid so easily it's not even funny.
BRADIFUL, I would sit with you at pep rallies, and in detention. I would sit with you in chemistry so we could be lab partners. I would sit with you just about anywhere we could make fun of others.
zomay on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:09pm.
What is this? Cliques in school?
- It's just like DLISTED! Wanna sit at my lunch table tomorrow?
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Let's sit around in the stands and watch our men play sports. While we are at it, let's pretend to hate each other because our men pretend to hate each other.
What is this? Cliques in school?
Minka. That's a sluttttty name.
I met a Minka in real life. She was Australian and a darling. Very sweet, but she acted like a minka. You know?
I love the name but if you name your kid that, she'll never be a Supreme Court Justice or Nobel Prize Winner.
Kate's face is another one that I cannot stand to look at. It always looks bloated.
I'm a Yankees fan who can't STAND A-Rod! He's not a winner...he's useless during the playoffs. I am NOT a fan.
I'm more Team Jeter, but I am disappointed with his playboy ways. I thought he was raised better than that; his folks sound like an awesome couple. Oh, well.
Tanya Turner is a fucking goddess.
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Normally, when a stupid ho is not respecting my top, I challenge the bottom bitch to a dance off. - MK 7/31/09
Kate Hudson couldnt even enunciate her thoughts or pronounce her words that well, nevermind catfight like that. She looks like an inarticulate hillbilly.
KATE HUDSON IS FUCKING UGLY AND THIS MINKA CHICK AIN'T NOTHING SPECIAL EITHER AND FUCK THE YANKEES!
That fight was horribly filmed.
OMG thank you for that clip, that fight was awesome. I wanna do it!
As someone who hung out with pro athletes back in the day, surely these girls know they're wasting their time. These guys just wanna get laid.
OMG!!!! Footballers Wives. Fuck I need to get back on that shit.
If I buy the DVD's this weekend it's your fault MK.
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tanya is a man voiced hooker.
amber is a hottie.
i don't know who minka stripper name is.
kate hudson has to the most bland and unexceptional looking woman in showbusiness (or the world?) ever. no i take that back, fishsticks is pretty yawnworthy too.
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LOL Full load/laundry room line from the blonde bitch is hilarious.
And I HAVE to start using the term *slapper* more often.
A Rod and Jeter are has beens.
It's Suze, like in booze.
i sure do miss tanya turner and her shenanigans...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 4:01pm.
lol that pic of A-Rod is great!
Now 'splain to me again why I should give a shit if two grown men are feuding and their respective sluts of the month have taken sides? File it under "W" for who cares (and this is coming from a Yankee fan).
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If I were a Yankee fan, which I'm not because I'm not a sports fan at all, I'd care because the bitch-fighting would distract the players from the game and waste a lot of energy.
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I need to Netflix that series.
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Submitted by snippytiffy on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 4:02pm.
WTF do Men see in Kate HUDSON?!? She if FUG 365 days a year
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It's her loose legs.
WTF do Men see in Kate HUDSON?!? She if FUG 365 days a year.
lol that pic of A-Rod is great!
Now 'splain to me again why I should give a shit if two grown men are feuding and their respective sluts of the month have taken sides? File it under "W" for who cares (and this is coming from a Yankee fan).
I'm with the chick with the stripper name.
Both A-Roid and Derek Jeter are as ugly as a dog's turd. I have no clue who Minka Kelly is...
That blond bitch has the most evil eyes I have ever seen.
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Holy Shit! This whole time I thought ARod and Derek Jeter were the same person (i thought ARod was his nickname). Damn, they look the same to me.
I wear my Yankees hat in proud support of Derek Jeter's hotness but lately (the past 5 years or so) he's been looking long-in-the-tooth. Minka Kelly is way too pretty to be foolin' with his ass, considering that at this point he is EVERYONE'S sloppy seconds AND he is rumored to have the herp.
A-Roidy/Mr Madonna ain't no catch either so Kate Hudson can have him.