Thursday, August 13th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Famewhore Squirrel of Canada - Melissa Brandts and her husband had set up a camera on a tripod and were all ready to get their picture taken in front of a lake in one of Canada's national parks when this squirrel fucked up their shot. And by "fucked up their shot," I mean it made it better. The timer was set, they were getting their pose on and right before the camera went off, this squirrel cut in.
Melissa said, "We had our camera set up on some rocks and were getting ready to take the picture when this curious little ground squirrel appeared, became intrigued with the sound of the focusing camera and popped right into our shot."
I can't tell if the squirrel has chicken cutlet cheeks, because it might be a Price.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 5:46pm.
This *must* be a country Canadian squirrel. The ones in Toronto will cut a bitch before you even focus your cellphone cam at it.
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Aw, that ain't true! (this is in Banff, tho, so you're right)...the squirrels in Queen's Park tho...they will cut you fersure if you don't bring a sammie when you go.
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@Aunt Bea, hope it worked. I gotsta' git! Will check in on your avi in the ayem tho! Good Luck...holler if you need help! xoxoxo
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:30pm.
Thank you! I'm off to give it a try...........
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I'll wait and see if it works. That 6 hour old Taco Bell waiting for me on the counter can't taste any worse in 10 minutes.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:30pm.
Thank you! I'm off to give it a try...........
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:27pm.
That was cute. I wish I knew how to crop I would make that my avie
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That was cute. I wish I knew how to crop I would make that my avie
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This *must* be a country Canadian squirrel. The ones in Toronto will cut a bitch before you even focus your cellphone cam at it.
That is awesome.....I would of died laughing and probably scared him away...That is poster worthy, make it a huge one.
OMG, I fucking love this picture!
That squirrel should be Hot Slut Of the Week!
so very hot!
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Greatest hot slut ever.
It is funny. I just look and this picture and giggle and giggle. So silly.
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Too funny!
That's awesome!
All squirrels unite!!! haha!
In Jamaica i learnt how to call to mongoose, so in Prospect PK I use the same trick when there and it works, it's awesome to see their ears perk up and they check you out...like, how do you know my language? ahaha
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Holy shit, I've been there!! It's in Banff, Canada. Absolutely gorgeous.
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I love this. :)
Submitted by madam s..."The best part about the photo is that the camera auto focused on the squirrel, and the couple in the background is slightly blurry... just making it all-around amazing."
My thoughts exactly - I love how the squirrel is in focus, not them.
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You know, it's not the squirrel's fault if that couple is not nearly as attractive as she is.
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Too cute!
Wow, someone got the photoshop training cd from the video professor.
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Bush Squirrels is very un-P.C. Madonna calls them Aboriginals.
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:49am.
SO amazing! That photo rocks. Not to mention wherever they are is insanely beautiful.
I love how they let us know it was a ground squirrel, as opposed to the fearsome water and sky squirrels.
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Madonna has a problem with bush squirrels.
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The best part about the photo is that the camera auto focused on the squirrel, and the couple in the background is slightly blurry... just making it all-around amazing.
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SO amazing! That photo rocks. Not to mention wherever they are is insanely beautiful.
I love how they let us know it was a ground squirrel, as opposed to the fearsome water and sky squirrels.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 10:19am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:13am.
Actually, the squirrel was right next to them. Canadian squirrels are 12 feet tall and have razor sharp talons
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So do Canadian women :)
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Explains why every flannel pullover nightie I've ever seen was ripped to shreds.
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Completely adorable.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:13am.
Actually, the squirrel was right next to them. Canadian squirrels are 12 feet tall and have razor sharp talons
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So do Canadian women :)
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I'll take this squirrel's picture over pictures of Hohan, Brad & Angie, and Claire Cruise anyday!
Work that camera, baby!
This is a fucking hot slut.
Photobombed by a squirrel. Classic!
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Now that's one hot little slut. I bet it left a hot little turd after that shutter clicked in its face.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:15am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:06am.
LOL! Nope, it ain't you! Look, I love animals and I understand wanting to feed them. But if there is a never-ending peanut buffet, then the nuts get buried, but are never retrieved. I could start a peanut farm!
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OK, good !! :B 'cause I like feeding the little beggars. And it's true, if they're full up on peanuts, they run off to the corner of the yard, bury them, and then swirl their little paws around the dirt for like 10 seconds, and then pat it down to make sure it's "just so". It's hilarious to watch them do that.
That is cute!!
So cute! I love it!!!
Way tooooooooo cute!
I loved him in Caddyshack!!
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ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:19am.
I know, right? Mother nature hates my ass.
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What you can't see is that bitch is holding a gun to it's back!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:08am.
I know! Chip and Dale aren't the cuddly little squirrels they use to be. Now they are power hungry, selfish, and territorial. I blame Disney.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:48am.
The squirrels in my neighborhood are ballsy lil' punks. They like to bury their nuts (hehe) in my yard.
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Jesus, first you get food raped by nature while camping and now you're getting teabagged by it?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:13am.
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Hahaha...that's 12 metres/meters. ;)
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 9:06am.
LOL! Nope, it ain't you! Look, I love animals and I understand wanting to feed them. But if there is a never-ending peanut buffet, then the nuts get buried, but are never retrieved. I could start a peanut farm!
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Actually, the squirrel was right next to them. Canadian squirrels are 12 feet tall and have razor sharp talons.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
GROUND SQUIRREL??? Where these people from? We call them there thingys gophers up here, lol. Very cute picture though!
This and the Dramatic Chipmunk are the best!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 8:48am.
The squirrels in my neighborhood are ballsy lil' punks. They like to bury their nuts (hehe) in my yard. If anyone is in the backyard when they wanna hide their food, they get all uppity. They will chirp cuss at us.
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Omg, I just KNOW this is one of the critters from Mr Shmoe's backyard catch and relocation programme. Argggggggh! It's eyes are saying "I'll get chu Shmoe! If it's the last motha*uckin' thing I do!"
*going into witness protection*
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ha ha I was riding my bike the other day and this little fucking squirrel stopped short in front of me so I had to slam on the brakes then he did a little back and forth fake out dance for a minute there. My bf said, see even the squirrels like to fuck with you.
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