Wednesday, August 12th 2009
Megan Fox Would Like To Make A Public Service Announcement
"Actress" (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!) Megan Fox has a message for all of you kids out there who are made of fun of because you are different. Fuck 'em, and then kill them, and then eat them.
So, basically, Megan Fox is telling you to Jeffrey Dahmer a bitch if they call you a name. Just blame it on Megan Fox. It will hold up in court.
P.S. - This is just an ad for her movie. Don't do that.
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She sounds like she's 14 years old. Yeah, sexy. NOT.
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Megan Fox... doing a public service announcement. I suspect there will be a lot of "Uh, um, er, duh" coming out of her mouth, along with some brilliant sayings like "um, stay is skool 'cause knowledge is good!"
This vapid chick had better hope that her looks don't fade, or she'll be giving BJ's in dark alleyways to pay the monthly rent...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
For the first time ever, I agree with Megan. Fuck em!
Why did she fuck up her face like that?
She does look old for someone in high school...kind of like the Dylan of the old 90210.
As for what Megan was like in high school, I don't think she was the sought after popular gal. From the pictures I've seen, it looks like she was a slutty, kind of ghetto hot girl.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Yer prolly right, StockB, but I still like her. Only because she's gonna give AJ a hell of a run for her money.
I'm willing to bet Megan Fox was a stuck up, mega bitch in HS.
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:00pm.
To her credit, at least she's not trying to save sharks in Oklahoma.
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Now, THAT's funny!! And true, I must admit. LOL!!
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so annoying! that voice!
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she's a str8 guys wet dream. that is all.
she's an annoying twat.
nothing she does is interesting, daring or funny.
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I'm a str8 guy and I can't stand this bitch!
The fact that she's so fucking annoying, sticks her tongue out in every shot ( which usually hit's my horny button ) says the stupidest things, thinks she's the bomb and is in general a fuckwad, makes her so much less attractive than she could be.
"Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you some guy who's sick of her"
Being who you are. Be yourself.
With make-up, hair extensions, false lashes and nails and some plastic surgery and the fact that she shouts lies to be more popular with men. Yeah, Meg. Be yourself.
Agreed. The beginning had some good laughs.
Wish I coulda got my money and time back .. Man it was a stinker and a half.
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Megan Dumbasaboxofrox is the central casting ideal of a stuck-up, cruel bitch that makes school hell for those who ARE different, so fuck this PSA.
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the first 5 min were hilarious i thought... wish i'da known it was a chick flick of sorts...
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"Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit."- Talmud Quote
I certainly was chefcammi.
I actually walked out. I was tortured enough.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 6:51am.
you were being sarcastic, right?
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"Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit."- Talmud Quote
she's a str8 guys wet dream. that is all.
she's an annoying twat.
nothing she does is interesting, daring or funny.
Actually I thought it was funny. But tough? High School is the seventh level of HELL.
They showed the trailer for this piece of shit movie right before the cinematic masterpiece 'Funny People'.
That was a very, very bad day.
What an awful actress.
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She looks like 45 with too much make-up.
Sod this bitch. I want Christina new PSA already!
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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 12:36am.
HeyHeyHey! Since when am I a bad person?
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eating people is wrong 'mkay?
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 12:34am.
I'll trade you some purple drank for some of that tasty red bull you got there!
on topic - that woman would be embarrassing except for the fact that she seems to relish her stupidity.
AND it seems like she's thinking really really hard and concentrating a lot just to come up the the dreck that spews from her gob as it is! steeeewpid.
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Why be yourself when you can try and be Angelina Jolie?
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Wow...All that raw emotion. Someone give this girl an Oscar!
fuck megan fox, ahhaaa i wanted to say that for a long time.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
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Some dickweed hacked my email. I will kill their goat. Fuck this site.
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HeyHeyHey! Since when am I a bad person?
whoa I thought she was going to pull a sally struthers for a second
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epic fucking fail....as usual...at least shes consistent....
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well that is a pity. all the movies about high school i could never relate to except Ferris Bueller's day off. i swear i never bullied any one(intentionally)either.
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:05pm.
did everyone in Hollywood had a bad time in high school?
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Of course they did. That's why they went to Hollywood to get famous and get revenge. Oddly enough, the writer/director of Donnie Darko admitted that he enjoyed high school.
did everyone in Hollywood had a bad time in high school? 'tough','cruel' my ass. I fucking loved high school. Jennifer's Body is gonna blow, everyone is so miscasted.
Waste of space.
She looks like Lindsay Lohan in this. It must be the bad fake tan. I'm all for preventing skin cancer, but if starlets are going to go for the tan look, can't they at least get a decent self-tanner? Are there any? Shit, even LiLo had to "create" her own and if that's what she's been wearing, that doesn't look good, either.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
Are we really supposed to believe she's a High School girl? I know she's only in her early 20's, but she looks older, not younger, so it's absurd that she's playing a HS student.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
She's so desperate to be "edgy" and "outrageous"...yet she FAILS big time!
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Hi, Jeannie!!! Welcome!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I would dearly love to whoop this trick.
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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:27pm.
The fact that she seems like one of those girls who liked to make life hell for everyone who was different in high school...
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THANK YOU! MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!
Peer pressure? Doesn't this trick-ass smoke weed openly?
Oh, and hello people! I've been coming here for years and I finally broke down and made an account. =]
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Submitted by GlitterSha on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:18pm.
Who cares about this blow up doll, Anyone else going to see Tori Amos tom. night @ Radio City????
I can't sleep! I'm like a kid on Christmakus eve!!!!
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I'm so jealous! I've always wanted to see her live. Have a great time, GlitterSha!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
She really is a bad actress. Hasn't she ever seen a PSA? This could have been kind of clever if she'd gotten the overly sincere tone of one of those down.
The fact that she seems like one of those girls who liked to make life hell for everyone who was different in high school kind of works against her for this message too, but maybe that's just me projecting...
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by GlitterSha on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:18pm.
Who cares about this blow up doll, Anyone else going to see Tori Amos tom. night @ Radio City????
I can't sleep! I'm like a kid on Christmakus eve!!!!
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Grrrrr. I'm a Jelly H8ter!!! No Fair! Enjoy the hell of it!!!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:07pm.
I make a pineapple - ginger - garlic grilled chicken that's amazing. Out of vodka anyway.
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There are recipes that require no alcohol? What's the point? The closest Megan has ever come to eating potatoes is obviously a shot of vodka.
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No, but daily life requires alcohol
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Who cares about this blow up doll, Anyone else going to see Tori Amos tom. night @ Radio City????
I can't sleep! I'm like a kid on Christmakus eve!!!!
"Come on Gloria..."
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Nevahmind. Nothing to see here. :P
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:07pm.
I make a pineapple - ginger - garlic grilled chicken that's amazing. Out of vodka anyway.
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There are recipes that require no alcohol? What's the point? The closest Megan has ever come to eating potatoes is obviously a shot of vodka.
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