The Photoshop Awards: THIS
No, this is not a picture of Kate Gosselin's possum head in better days. This is an expertly Photoshopped picture of some kind of animal creature named Max. According to The Sun, Max is Britain's perfect pet! Max is also a perfect nightmare!
So, Scientists pushed aside less important projects like "finding a cure for cancer" and "finding out what exactly made Jon Gosselin turn full douche" to study what makes the perfect pet. They took to the streets and asked 2,000 people what kind of traits they look for when choosing an animal friend. Based on those results, they came up with this!
Max has the ears of a rabbit, the face of a cat, the body of a golden retriever and the tail of a horse. Max sleeps for 9 hours a day and he loves taking walks. And he will probably suck the life out of you when you sleep or chew at your toes when you're sitting on the couch.
You know, they should've asked my ass what traits I look for in a perfect pet. The perfect pet to me is one who doesn't piss on my shoes, who doesn't bark when I have a hangover and who will go out and get a job so it can support my ass. Can Max do all that? If so, send me two of him and I'll find a way to deal with his creepy looks.
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Awesome, and with all the toxins in the water/air, etc...this will probably one day be a real animal.
Meanwhile, these guys are plotting to steal your soul.
http://cuteoverload.com/2009/08/12/obviously-created-by-japanese-scienti...
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Actually considering science these days, this thing is probably real ;)
Its a rabbadag!
No! It ain't fuzzy enough and has the wrong color. Must be baby pink. Oh yeah and it needs wings, too.
Anyways, somewhere in South Korea and Japan labs are already processing this thing for mass market (consumption?)
I want MK's perfect pet too but can I add "rubs toes and feet and shoulders at hourly intervals?"
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
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LOL! Now you know how one gets ignored in THIS house!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
Photoshop assholes really need to get a life, LOL!
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Now we know where Paris Hilton came from - genetic engineers have a sense of humor and apparently drink breakfast.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 7:39pm.
awwwwwwwwwwww
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
...because there just aren't enough REAL animals needing homes?
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Christ, don't they have anything better to do over there than to take to the streets for crap like that?
All the same, the thought of it gnawing on my toes sends me into a fit.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 5:33pm.
If you want your pet to sleep for nine hours a day you probably are ill-equipped to have one in the first place.
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then you should get a new born human and never ever get a cat.
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Exactly, what do you feed Max? Alpo, kitten chow, hay, alfafa...?
The best pet for you MK is a goldfish. It won't pee or bark and its made out of gold. The only thing scarier than this is the Jackalope off America's Funniest home videos.
JustJack!
He does have a fat ass! LOL!! No worries...he doesn’t hold a grudge. He forgave me for the parsley incident this morning...
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
"DONKAY!" [in Shrek voice]
Or Caption This:
"Except this time when Donkey and Puss-In-Boots traded places, it went horribly wrong."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 7:13pm.
Isssssss it tasssssssssteeeeee?
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Clarisse, no Bunneh Burgers, please give your Max my apologies. Bunneh has a fat ass, still adorable.
JustJack!
Max is not amused.
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/mykittytls/2266515289_022c2e4cc5....
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
meow...kitteh is scared of that creature...
*trembling*
Max Burgers for everyone!
I need to add this to my cat collection!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
hmm I'm picturing a bunch of pseudo scientists with degrees at the University of Floating Arts trying to interview people on the streets but the only ones who take the time to participate are unfortunately the homeless people already off their rockers.
Slutty!!!
LMAO!!! That's what she said!!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
LOL!!
I feel like I should be paying child support!
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"A wed wose. How womantic."
It's Ryo-Ohki from Tenchi Muyo! I love that creature.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryo-Ohki
Oh c'mon people - it should be Hot Slut of the Day!!
Submitted by JustJack: "This cant be true.
*rubs eyes*"
Meh, it's not.
According to the article, "Pete Markey, who helped conduct the research for insurance firm More Than, said: "This experiment..." blah blah blah.
It's not like a panel from MIT or the Professor Emeritus of Bio-Engineering from Stanford was working on this shit. It was a by-product of some market research and they got someone's kid to do the graphic for laughs.
Isssssss it tasssssssssteeeeee?
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This cant be true.
*rubs eyes*
It's a pokemon.
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Screw. This. Game.
Screw you.
And your sister.
And whatever pets you may own at the moment.
Really?
LOL, people is seriously retarded.
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I don't know if I would get a cat litter box or not? Or train to go outside.
"You rang?"- Lurch
It's face looks like a gremlin or whatever those things in that movie were called that you don't feed after midnight
The only thing that kills it for me is the Golden Retriever. I'm more of a Labrador person.
This is the spawn from a Clarisse, Sheeps, Sheeps dog, and devilgirl Cuervo-induced Jackson, Mississippi all night orgy.
Already have a cat with a thing for my feet, thanks.
No thankyou. Bad like that movie with Brando about the mixed creatures.
I love animals and some times I get peta class crazy over them but this little mis-use of science's time would scare the crap out of me and my gut reaction would be to run from this Frankenstein cat/dog/goat/horse thing.
"Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines"
I don't like that its back and front legs are different. Oh and those big ghey ears.
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Shoot and stuff it!
if i was to get one of these, my cat and rabbit tag team the shit out of it.they hate it whenever a 'foreigner'comes near them.
Creepy. The ears make it look like a goat. MAAAA!
It almost looks like something that might talk to you, if you were delusional.
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Awwwww!!! Isn't it pwwweshious!!! I want one to protect me when I go on walks at night.
The tail of a horse? *stymied*
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Gérald de Palmas: Silverado
No thanks
9 hrs? Pfffffft. My cat consistently sleeps for 22 hrs. daily.
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Koda the dwarf pony is the perfect pet. That or one of the big cats.
That thing is fucking SCARRY looking!!!!!!!!!!