Afternoon Crumbs
Big deal! I can catch an entire Apple Store with my ass - Towleroad
The P'Shop Awards: Milla Jovovich in Maxim - Hollywood Tuna
Don't show this to Paula Abdul - Popeater
Jill Zarin to Mischa Barton: Put a brawawn - Egotastic!
There goes the neighborhood - Hollywood Rag
Is it considered a secret if nobody gives an eff? - Just Jared
Panty creamers galore - Cityrag
SHAME: Justin Gaston is a weepy 11-year-old girl inside the body of a 20-year-old hunk of man - Lainey Gossip
Hollywood's newest trend: The Secret Love Child - Celebitchy
Naomi Campbell and her seriously sessy billionaire boyfriend are living the life - Popsugar
This is an upgrade from Christie Brinkley's last husband (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Paula Abdul is temping now - ICYDK
Reunited: June Lockhart and Lassie - SOW
IN THIS ECONOMY, Oompa Loompas have been forced to work the streets as tranny hookers - Holy Moly!
Dancing with the Meth Faces - Socialite Life
Judy Jetson wore it better - I'm Not Obsessed
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Wow he really is a hard ass.
OK, that laptop butt-grabbing shit broke me. FUCKING HILARIOUS!
Yeah, it's me. Go ahead and throw some shame spaghetti on my head.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place____WealthyRomance .com____ It's where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)
milla is gorgeous...a/f (oh yah, i said it) i dont care what anyone says =) LOVE HER!
DIE FERGIE DIE YOU ARE IRRELEVANT...YOU SUCK....GO AWAY...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
LMFAO @ dude who catches computers in his butt. Oh my gawd I can't stop laughing!!! hahaha
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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RIMADYL KILLS
How come a complete bitch like Naomi Campbell gets to live like that??? So unfair.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
Makeup graced June Lockhart with some Eau de Poodle Rump behind the ears.
Hollywoodtuna is a douche. Milla is one of the most gorgeous women (especially in the face) that I have ever seen. She doesn't have to distract by having big fake tits or fuck her shit up with plastic surgeries.
Secret love childs are probably the oldest and most stale trend in Hollywood...nothing new about it...it's been happening since the silent movie days.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
*gasp* Such cruelty to laptops!
There ought to be a law...
Mmmm, Naomi's bf is hwat; Tall and great legs.
All the better to run with when she takes a turn and starts attacking him with phones, Ipods or hairdryers.
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Gérald de Palmas: Silverado
Funny. This guy catches laptops with his ass and I catch dicks. They should make a YouTube video about me.
Aaron Carter on Dancing Ex-Stars has so much potential for amusement. The fact that he is all "!!!!!!!!!" over this is a positive sign. Dude, you will be first to go I'd bet without even knowing if there are hundreds in this season's lineup. You will be first.
I think the Hogans and the Carters should have a good ole fashioned Trash-Off.
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Normally, when a stupid ho is not respecting my top, I challenge the bottom bitch to a dance off. - MK 7/31/09
Emmy Rossum is an ugly, disgusting pig bitch who will forever remain a Z-list poor man's 4th-string Anne Hathaway, without the looks or talent.
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 3:00pm.
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The funny thing about Milla is that she can look either really feminine or really masculine (like that Joan of Arc movie she was in). Gorgeous either way, but a rare feat.
Someone on Dlisted a while back said that she should be the one playing Black Widow in Iron Man 2. I can't see anything about Milla without thinking about how right that person is.
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I don't know if I was the only one, but I did say that!
I think she's drop dead gorgeous, I just don't know why she:
a) decided to pose for Maxim, aka Douchebag's Quarterly
b) was photoshopped to look like a completely different person in said magazine
c) has been playing the same fucking role ad nauseum, especially when she's actually a pretty decent actress.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Milla has never had that face... and her ass is no big deal.
She was the hotness in the 5th element, though.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
O Justin. Cry it out, gurl. One day you'll be grateful. Trust.
♥ Threadkilla!
BritPics
Aww, Justin...don't cry over that silly child, Miley. Come over here, and let me comfort you...
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“Let's go piss off some heterosexuals.”
--Brian Kinney
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 2:55pm.
Milla has always been gorgeous in the face, but has always had a ruler-shaped body with an eternal hint of super skinny.
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The funny thing about Milla is that she can look either really feminine or really masculine (like that Joan of Arc movie she was in). Gorgeous either way, but a rare feat.
Someone on Dlisted a while back said that she should be the one playing Black Widow in Iron Man 2. I can't see anything about Milla without thinking about how right that person is.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
I liked that skin advice...wow apparently even black people need to wear spf 50 everyday to keep their skin lookn good...
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Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun; Got Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung; Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll; And I would never, I would never, I would
What happened to Emmy Rossum? She's so pretty and apparently talented (I never saw Phantom of the Opera, so I can't say for sure). She needs better PR.
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"I once accidentally joined the KKK because I thought it stood for 'kitty kitty kitty.' And I really like kitties."
Milla has always been gorgeous in the face, but has always had a ruler-shaped body with an eternal hint of super skinny. Too bad she has been photoshopped to hell and back. She doesn't need it.
I still remember Jamie Foxx from his In Living Color days, when he used to be funny. What happened?. Same shit happened to Jim Carrey; back then he was actually funny.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Finally some JO material.
Nice try Ass-catch Man! but Terrence Howard won't be seduced away from the baby wipes by your cheap act!
What? wasn't a caption contest? oh well...
That video makes me think of the Andy Warhol films of men pulling various items out of their asses.
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Haterade, the drink of internet champions!
Wasn't someone saying silver eye shadow isn't in? Don't tell Lily Allen.
awwwww LASSIE !!!! that made my day.
I've got a Lassie at home, she's the light of
my life.
Want unconditional love ? Get a collie.
Oh Milla, why? You're better than Maxim. And is that Hollywoodtuna douche serious? Milla is fuckin gorgeous.
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She wants her America back? Go tell that to the Indians.
Big deal! I can catch an entire Apple Store with my ass - MK
He is not even kidding. Video is funny. Love the end where he is walking funny and rubbing his butt. What do you expect, dude, letting your buddy repeatedly pound your ass.
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Goodbye Stranger it's been nice
Hope you find your paradise
Tried to see your point of view
Hope your dreams will all come true...
Does Jamie Foxx have a secret baby & baby-mama? Yes and her name is Clarie Cruise.