Wednesday, August 12th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Larry King And His Trophy Wife

This is real love right here. Witness it! There is no stronger love bond than that of a gold digger and a big bag of money in the body of a pepaw. I'm actually getting a little teary eyed (while you're getting a little vommy throated). This is so beautiful.

Larry King took his money hongray wife Shawn out for a little steak the other night despite the fact that he was having eye issues. TMZ says that Larry wore the patch due to cataracts, but I think he's just being modest! I think Larry injured his eye doing some kinky stuff with Shawn down in their sex dungeon! This looks like the result of a good old-fashioned "dildo in the eyeball" accident. Go on, Larry!

Posted by: Michael K


Creepella's picture

I would have to be on a Diprovan drip to be with this old fartbag.

mahaatma's picture

...Meteor showers are rockin' here in So Cal - so cool!...very bright - you can't miss 'em....am heading back out to my chair in the driveway for more...

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lucyking1877's picture

I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

mharker's picture

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:04pm.
Am I here all alooooone??
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'Cause you know something's happening, but you don't know what it is.

Mrs. Gosling's picture

Am I here all alooooone??

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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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DiamondDawg's picture

Hey! Anyone see the meteor showers yet tonight??

Chirio's picture

Hi my putas. here with buddies drinkin. I miss you..ha. ehh oh ahh. needed to get out.

Coma Caca!!

cadebra1961's picture

Larry King looks like he smells like bengay, dentucream & pepaw stank, what the fuck is up with his wife? She must be on some major pills & booze - AND HOW!!
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sendaemailooo's picture

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Tristram's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 6:24pm.

That psycho is getting more surgery? Can someone lock up the drs instead? Why would she need any surgery?

I hope it was an irreversible tubal ligation--with prejudice.

JustJack's picture

Thanks for clarifying.

M.E.'s picture

JJ - we are all HORZ! ♥

JustJack's picture

Night M.E.
Is that an affirmation that I am a hor!

JustJack's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 6:21pm.
Migraine: cilantro is the food from god! Love cilantro

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I lurve cilantro tacos!

M.E.'s picture

Night horz.

zomay's picture

Come on! How can you find an eye patch and liver spots hot...without the bank account.

M.E.'s picture

Octopussy probably had another Tummy tuck after seeing pics of Angelina looking so thin on the red carpet.

Tristram's picture

LOS ANGELES -- Octomom, Nadya Suleman, is back in the hospital where she underwent surgery Tuesday at Kaiser Permanente in Bellflower, the same hospital where she gave birth to her famous octuplets.

Sources confirm that the single mother of 14 is hospitalized, but say it is "nothing serious" and would not elaborate on what type of surgery she underwent.

Suleman is expected to remain in the hospital for 24 to 48 hours and will be released by the end of the week.

She underwent several minor surgeries in May.

kdracofan's picture

That psycho is getting more surgery? Can someone lock up the drs instead? Why would she need any surgery?

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Stocky there is something quite fascinating about a man who cooks. My new man does.
And spinach salad is soooo goood.
Made the strokin off and none of my kids (they are 25, 21, and 13) came home.
Anyone want any? It's still hot!

M.E.'s picture

Migraine, LMAO! Yep, little prince was MACKING on a ring of red onion the other night!

WOT!?!?!?

M.E.'s picture

Migraine - Will Big D has decided that fishstick are his sole source of nutrition, that and PB&J's.

He will eat mandarin oranges, mac n cheese, chick, dipped in mayo, broccoli and brussel sprouts, but nothing else.

Enchiladas, fajitas, chicken fried steak, taco's. Nope. Meatloaf, nope.

Migraine Sally's picture

Oh and M.E. LP and PP may be related, because my girl can THROW DOWN on the Mexican food! Beans and rice, chips and salsa, etc. She'll even eat cilantro, I shit you not!

kdracofan's picture

Migraine: cilantro is the food from god! Love cilantro

Migraine Sally's picture

M.E.

Mr. Sally and me were preparing her plate for her and we would end up with a lot of wasted food. So, I proposed that we pull up a step-stool and let her help us prepare her plate. She would have to have a little something of everything though (vegetables). After that, if she wants more of one item, then she can have it. It has worked out really well. Last night, she revealed to us that she really does not care for watermelon (we finish dinner with some fruit, since we are all 3 big sweet tooths)and she asked if she could have grapes instaed.

M.E.'s picture

My 6 year old, pickiest fucking eater EVER and wasn't up until little prince was born, so age 3. Little prince, shit, he eats whatever you put infront of him.

I gave him a fajita burrito last night with sour cream and he devoured it.

He's never had a burrito before. LOL.

He, is a PIGGIE!

Chirio's picture

one more hr till I leave HELL!!! I am going directly to a bar right after with some buddies. F*** this place...been sitting here looking at the ceiling and I cant comment on certain posts nor see pics or sites since I am at the office again. boss keeps talking to me.... about things I have no clue of..like I even care or are my situations .maybe I should do the trick of "my ovaries hurt again, cant go I'll WFH for a wk. hahaha

Coma Caca!!

Stock Broker's picture

Jack Hat ~ preacher's daughter...it's always those quite ones with the knee pads in the back seat.

...just yanking your chain.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 4:51pm.
Migraine ~ does the P.P. like Mr. Sally's cooking?

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Yes. For 4 years old (in 2 weeeks) she is remarkably not picky.

We also have her participate in the meal prep, setting table, etc. As much as she is able to at this age.

xerquina's picture

wassup errbody!

EastEndGirl's picture

Half an hour and out of the loop.

Clue a ho in.

BB, your girl is gorgeous.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

ohmyfuckinggod this week WILL.NOT.END.

aaargghh
*slaps boss across the teefs with keyboard*

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Normally, when a stupid ho is not respecting my top, I challenge the bottom bitch to a dance off. - MK 7/31/09

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Stock - she overlooked the stupidity (thought it was cute). She was a preacher's daughter - *wink wink* so we had a good time for a while and that was that. She lived in Tulsa, went to TU, so I was a couple of hours away. 2 hour drive just ain't worth it.
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Stock Broker's picture

Migraine ~ does the P.P. like Mr. Sally's cooking?

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

Stock Broker's picture

Jack Hat ~ LMAO! So...what happened to the GF??

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

FaghagerinaDC's picture

I can smell the mothballs eminating from his old ass mouf!

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Stock - I love quiche.

One time (when I was very young... like 18 or 19) I took my girlfriend to a very expensive restaurant, the kind where only the men have the prices on their menu. Anycheapskate, I was going to be the cool guy and order for her. So, I asked what she would like and she POINTED to the the chicken quiche on the menu. I knew what quiche was but had never seen the word SPELLED out. Waiter comes over and I said the lady would like the chicken QUI-CHEE (rhymes with bitchy). She laughed her ass off and so did the waiter. I've never felt so cool in all my life. FUCK QUICHE!
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"

kdracofan's picture

Lmao @ the quiche story

M.E.'s picture

I R having left over fajitas for dinner.

Migraine Sally's picture

Stocky

Real men eat quiche and cook! Mr. Sally does :0

I don't like eggs (weird, I know). I ♥ spinach salad though!

Stoney's picture

I'm having a fruit smoothie for dinner. I can't exactly bring a Big Mac into the dance studio, now can I?

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Stock Broker's picture

Hekki ~ glad to hear all is well with mom.

:)

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

Stock Broker's picture

Jill the Ripper ~ I'm making spinach salad and quiche for Connie Selleca and myself for din-din.

Real men eat quiche. So anyone out there that has a problem with it...bite me.

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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

M.E.'s picture

DD - was that intended for you!

JustJack's picture

Bye Barb, shit, Iam just going for lunch.

Either her feet are evolving into hands or she is simply devolving. Any way you slice it ole one eye is lucky to have her. He is so gross.

Event Horizon's picture

Im bored and this place is gettin dull...im outtie!

P.S.....those 89 cent stroganoff noodles that you just through some milk and butter in are THE BEST EVA!!!!

Lived off that stuff in college!

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

DD- That is some serious manwhore shit right there. Jesus Christ!

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Back from doin other people's jobs... idiots. BTW - the main pic on this post makes me gag. His dried up flakey ass with white crusty shit in the corner of his mouth... smelly.

She deserves every penny she gets. Nasty bitch.
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barburger's picture

Well, gonna go. Have the grill going. Have to grill the chicken, so we old people can still get out for our walk.

C'ya manana. Have a good nite all!