Wednesday, August 12th 2009

Kate Hudson Wants To Have A-Rod's Baby

Kate Hudson has been a regular fixture at Yankee games for a little while now. Below are pictures of Kate with the other baseball players' girlfriends and also at a different game with Goldie and Kurt. It seems like shit is getting real between Kate and A-Roidy. It's getting so real that Kate is ready to have a roid baby with him.

A source tells InTouch Magazine, “She just turned 30 and she’s ready to have her second child. She wants Ryder to have a sibling, so she brought up the idea to Alex and told him that they would make a beautiful baby together, and that she would assume all financial responsibility." The source added that A-Roidy told her he's just not ready for another kid, but Kate is still pressing the issue.

Okay, Kate actually thinks they will make a "beautiful baby" together? Bitch really is dickmatized. With her dwarf-like features and his roidy sperm, their baby will look like this:

If that doesn't make Kate eat birth control pills by the hundreds, I don't know what will.

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Creepella's picture

Does Kate really believe that she is so beautiful that she doesn't need a stitch of makeup?

piedlourde's picture

Sooo... people find Kate Hudson attractive?
She has the same unfortunate facial bone structure as Robert Pattinson: the repeatedly-running-face-first-into-a-brick-wall.
The profile shot is not your friend, girl! You should scuttle like Zoidberg 24/7.

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TeamManwhore's picture

She is a buzz cut away from Eminem in the main pic.
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z-listed's picture

Better she look like the hunchback than to have Goldie's fake, fucking smile!

If Kate is a bitch it's because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

cadebra1961's picture

If A-roid has any brains left, he will take his Louiseville slugger & smack this dumb cunt into oblivion, thank you very much!
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Can't she go back to trying to make Owen Wilson kill himself?

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Erika_Leigh28's picture

Is that octomom next to kate?

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Fuggo on the left looks like the girl on NYC Prep. WHY do I know this?!?!?!?!?!?

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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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MrPossumsMama's picture

I don't think some dude with balls the size of hummingbird eggs after all those roids is gonna get anyone knocked up any time soon. Sorry, Kate.

leelaa's picture

can someone please tell me wtf is up with people making a sideways, backwards peace sign in pics? wtf is it supposed to mean and when did it become cool? i hate it. im serious, someone tell me please :o

gucci's picture

angel-i:

your post is what everyone means when they say Hollywood has run out of ideas for making great movies and won't experiment to find something new. every film nowadays resembles the one that was made a few months ago. its either the same formula is used or they make movies based on novels, comic books or auto biographies. nothings original anymore.

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The one that really cracks me up is the blonde on the right. I believe that is Johnny Damon's wife and she looks like she is going to a photo shoot rather than a ball game. Get a grip!

anony54321's picture

kate is pretty ugly (goldie was hot hot hot, and while she is resisting aging far more than is graceful, she was never the bed-hopper her tramp daughter is).

and kate i think is very seriously in the running for hollywood's biggest tramp, is she not?

does she wait a WEEK before finding a new dick? i think she pretty regularly doesnt wait a DAY.

and the peace sign? wtf.

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and who the fuck is octomommy? i mean i've heard of women giving birth to more than 8 kids and you don't see them on the cover of tabloids or being mentioned on D-listed. why the hell is this fucking exploiting media bitch so fucking famous?

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Sibsi's picture

I agree with whoever said that there's no more experimentation in the film industry - or such opportunities are too rare now - and studios have decided to go with formulaic all the time.

I'm not sure if Kate Hudson would be able to show some range if she was offered something other than a romcom.

I can think of The Skeleton Key, where she was just adequate.

On a side note, I think her mom was barely adequate too. She lucked out to get some great parts to be sure.

Hudson probably will dump A-Rod soon without getting pregnant. Didn't this baby talk start when she was fucking Armstrong too?

Meh, I wouldn't mind if she had A-rod's baby. At least that would keep her from working for a while and we wouldn't have to see ads for another one of her stupid movies...her movies drive me crazy, they are all EXACTLY the same! We don't need more "My best friend's almost famous fool's gold wars" dreck from her.

QueenVelveeta's picture

Goldie looks like Yoda. Kate is getting close to it, too.

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Fred Flintstone:

your comment made me pee my pants. it really did.

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Nicole's picture

God, I find Kate Hudson so vapid and unattractive. Her mother is way hotter than she is ffs. Not to mention Goldie can act and has been in some awesome movies... nepotism, indeed.

Fred Flintstone's picture

Fucking Goldie looks like shit rolled in rice! I mean really she should have a make up artist on staff to fix her up before she goes out in public - it is just not right to unwittingly expose the public to this ugliness. Russell ain't looking all that good anymore but still a far sight better than that ugly bitch he hangs with!
As for Kate, is it to late to abort her?

babybunny's picture

NEPOTISM SUCKS!!! How on earth did this plain jane ever get a movie career...she is sooo played out and such a skank! Goldie is starting to look too plastic now...too bad, Goldie at her daughters age was gorgeous and so talented..her daughter is just a whore who got a few good roles, but the same type of role, then she had to mess it up by being such a slut. BTW, that hunchback is far too sexy to be A-Roid and this sluts baby!!

Whatever's picture

The hunchback in the picture is very insulted.

Mawy's picture

I don't mind Kate, but I hate A-Rod. Anyone that cheats on their wife with strippers while their wife is home with their kids is a major douche in my book.
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angle i:

and what makes it worse for Kate is the fact that she can't act and has absolutely no appeal whatsoever.

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Anyone ever see Goldie in The Wild show episode? The one where she visits India to see elephants? It was the sweetest show ever. She was so feminine and adorable.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:47pm.

Sounds right. Albeit a mechanical MJ-like sitcheeation.

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Submitted by gucci on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 1:22pm.

She so desperately wants to be her mother but its not working. Goldie is firey, has a sense of mystery and cuteness to her and is talented.
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And Goldie had more opportunities to grow as a performer...it's harsh now - now that they know exactly what makes money, experimentation with Film and Television is really ...well...non-existent, practically. In Goldie's day, everything she did would have been different as they were still playing with ideas about what works and what doesn't...every movie Kate makes is exactly the same. Blech.

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putas's picture

And the pic with GOldie and Kate- one of the last 4- she is sitting with her lips pushed out and it looks bizarre. Goldie looks like her fucking character in the First Wives Club who was addicted to surgery. Whole family is trash.

putas's picture

Sorry Kate, throwing finger faux gang signs is weak. Try harder.

She has small pig eyes and little flat razor lips. Not cute.
The other women with her look common and vulgar. Tacky trio. Kate might think they would make cute behbehs but that sort of thing is truly hit or miss. I honestly cannot imagine her wanting that thing as a baby daddy. He has kids already he clearly doesn't spend much quality time with.. she's ridiculous.

madam ex's picture

Another whore who needs to be hit by a bus. The only thing she ever did well was play PennyLane in Almost Famous, after that, she died to me.
And what the fuck was so funny that they are all hysterical about?

You never her see her w/ the kid she has bc/ she is to busy being a slut.

Hekki's picture

Does she NOT REMEMBER how A-Rod missed the birth of his daughter?

And pressuring a man to have a baby is so fucking desperate, I don't even have words.

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Submitted by Tristram: "I wonder if you can even make an enforceable deal before pregnancy to waive all child support? (I dunno.)"

I know someone who is doing this. He waives parental rights, she waives the right to child support. All legal-like.

For some reason, I think that if he had a change of heart in the future and isn't a total fuck-up, he will be able to regain the right to see his child. I think the courts will always give bio parents rights if it benefits the child. Just like anything you stipulate regarding future offspring of the marriage goes out the window once there are offspring. Situations change.

Kandykane's picture

Well it's nice to see octocrazy getting out more even if she is in the company of more slags.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Sorry, fish, but WE want to have A-Rod's baby!

Possum's picture

Ugh. Who is that rubber-lipped bitch to the left of her in the first pic?

Goldie Hawn is trash, pure and simple, and she raised her daughter to be trash. And it drives me insane that Goldie's had all this work done but won't cut that wart thing off her lip.

gucci's picture

She so desperately wants to be her mother but its not working. Goldie is firey, has a sense of mystery and cuteness to her and is talented. Kate is just plain, talentless desperate tacky and fucking annoying god i hate her just about as much as i hate jlo; and she reminds me of her to i might add.......

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zomay's picture

Kate Hudson's bio dad was not born Hudson. His last name at birth was Salerno. Sicilian.

Remember the good old days when she was with Chris Robinson and it looked like a kidnapping in progress?

She has aged most butt fucking uglyed.

chowgirl69's picture

She should just quit reproducing all together...she does NOT make attractive children, sorry but it's true. She really, really reminds me of a mouse, especially in the main pic.

Cindyloo's picture

Those aren't some flattering pics of Goldie; I'm thinking she had some stuff done that backfired. And maybe too much sun?

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Submitted by menyc on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:58am.
Stop making more babies! Especially someone like her.
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I know!! She doesnt even ever seem to be with her son & she is always out & about... At least other celebs seem to be photographed with their kids a lot more. She even lives in NYC, doesnt she? There is plenty of opportunities for photos.

Yeah...I think Octomom is on Kate's right! lol

She could also pass for the Joker with that mouth. EWWWWW and WTF is with the over-tweezed eyebrows?

Kate looks better than any of the botox queens around her.

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LOL@Goldie's comedy/tragedy mask!

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

Looks like geezer arthritic fingers giving those deuces. ick. Hate her squinty slits for eyes.

Obsessa's picture

I don't know whats going on with Goldie in pic #7, but it's an angle shot that shows all the damage to her skin. why can't these bitches age gracefully?

Tristram's picture

I wonder if you can even make an enforceable deal before pregnancy to waive all child support? (I dunno.)

Hope she realizes she'll have to quit drinking during pregnancy and nursing?