Things That Should Not Exist: The LEGO Movie
Thanks to the success of the Transformers and G.I. Joe movies, Hollywood thinks everyone is jizzing over seeing toys on the silver screen. So that's why they are planning to make a feature film out of LEGO. For real. Methinks Hollywood needs to do more drugs, because doing so will take them to a far off place called The Land of Good Ideas.
Variety (via Coming Soon) says that Warner Bros. has already hired Dan Lin (who is also working on the Tom & Jerry movie) and Kevin Hageman to write the script. It's being described as a "family comedy that will mix live action and animation."
Okay, I get that toys are the thing right now, but I can think of a million other toys that should be made into a feature film before LEGOs. Here are my suggestions:
POGO Ball: THE MOVIE
Popples: THE MOVIE
Gloworm: THE MOVIE (starring RPattz's sparkly weenis)
Hot Looks Dolls: THE MOVIE (starring Noah Cyrus)
She-Ra: THE MOVIE (Duh)
Take them and run, Hollywood.
P.S. - Jermaine Jackson's agent better be on the phone with the LEGO producers right now. I mean:
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Lego?? Really?
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I am the only one of my friends who remembers popples!! I freaking loved them, plus I got to do a survey to tell them which commercial was better, and I got a free popple and oreos... it was the best day of my life.
Ya'll forgot Betty Spaghetti: The Movie. It'll be in 3D.
Are there black people in Legoland!??!!?
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 4:54pm.
The Pet Rock would make a spectacular film. by day he's a measly pebble but by night he's a muthafuckin' boulder of justice!
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Hahahaha! Boulder of justice!
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what, no Flutterbies? I loved those as a kid & Disney was retarded & didn't make Tinkerbell so...
The Pet Rock would make a spectacular film. by day he's a measly pebble but by night he's a muthafuckin' boulder of justice!
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One of the best Lego UTubes ever made, Im addicted and watch it over and over again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPnQ77a1UVk
Hay!~Lay off Jermaine! It's refreshing that it makes sense how he looks. I get it - I know how he looked younger and now that he's older this makes sense. You never see that anymore.
That being said: Yeah - he totally looks like Lego. Haha!
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Sit n Spin: The Movie, starring Sienna Miller and an army of C List douchebags.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
A Slinky movie is in the works. I wish I were kidding.
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Joe Jackson had Michael killed. End of story.
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Made me think of these photos..
"Hollywood needs to do more drugs, because doing so will take them to a far off place called The Land of Good Ideas"
Haha..the thought of there being such a place has made my day.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 12:15pm.
Are you kidding me?!? Legos made the BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER! Of COURSE they can make a movie!
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True. They should do MEGAMAN too. Here is his video: Modest Mouse- Florida
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz7Ts654BR8
Are you kidding me?!? Legos made the BEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER! Of COURSE they can make a movie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-tkqpHnxTI
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Wow. I remember when Jermaine use to be the "cute" one of the Jackson 5.
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Spin the Bottle: The Movie
That also gets my vote.
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Hey -
Speaking of board games, who remembers a little beauty called "Green Ghost"? It had about a hundred pieces, and you had to play it in the dark - cause it GLOWED. All I remember is that it was HUGE, and filled with hidden traps that you were supposed to fill with disgusting stuff like cold spagetti (simulates worms). does anyone remember this, or am I just having an aneurysm?
FYI - we are talking circa 1970 here
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is that Lego® Newt Gingrich fucking Lego® Carol Burnett?
SHE-RA the movie HAS to happen.
Hands down - the role of Cattra goes to Catherine Zeta Jones.
Add some Tuba-Ruba to that POGOBALL movie. That game made me feel retarded.
jermaine's a bottom feeding money grubbing SOB exploiting Michael's death for profit. ditto for the entire family except janet and rebbie.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:23am.
Awww, you are too kind. ♥
Mousetrap the movie, Sorry the movie, Chutes and Ladders, Parchesi...Mah Jahng...zzzzzzzzzzzz ;|
"You rang?"- Lurch
"Hide and Go Seek: the Movie"
Gets my vote.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I want to see a pic of Jermaine and Phoebe Price in an ad for KFC chicken cutlets. White meat or Dark..
WHY do people think fucking with your face and stretching it like silly putty is going to make them look younger ?
the Jacksons are a hot mess with the surgery..
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
If Jermaine and Michael were using Dr. Klein I am surprised that bitch idnt out a business...cuz they skin is whackkkkk!
Jermaine's cheeks look like twin chicken drumsticks.
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Bottom-feeder.
Man, aging is a BITCH.
What the hell happened to Jermaine? He used to be cute.
Boggle, the movie. hehehe
Jermaine would be perfect for my upcoming film, Silly Putty: the movie
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:19am.
Hola freebird!
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Rubik Cube: The Chronicles of Nerdia
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LOL! You are on fire today! Like a chili pepper!
Forget MJ for a quick sec - wtf did Jermaine do to his face? Cheek implants but something else is going on here. Mess. But he would totally sign on to "My Life In Legos". He's got about 12,000 children to support.
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LOL Momus, problem solved. I heard a buzzer then slipped into unconsciousness...
What about lincoln logs: the movie? I know I'm probably gonna get some poop jokes outta that one. Thinking about lincoln logs gives me the sads. We only had one set in my kindergarten class and I never got to play with them because other skanks always got to them first. I would shank a bitch for legos though.
The legos like kate Gosslin and her body guard to me. Does anyone else see this????????
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:08am.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:05am.
Mystery Date: The Movie. Starring Paris Hilton and Jude Law.
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Aw man, I got the balding dude for a date and now I'm pregnant.
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See Jeepster at 10:50 a.m. ;)
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Well I'm already adapting Hungry Hungry Hippos to the big screen with Kirstie Alley, Oprah, Rosie O' Donnel and Roeanne set to star.
You forgot Slinky - the movie.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:05am.
Mystery Date: The Movie. Starring Paris Hilton and Jude Law.
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Aw man, I got the balding dude for a date and now I'm pregnant.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 11:02am.
Potato Head: The Rumer Willis story
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BWAHAHAHHA!
Mystery Date: The Movie. Starring Paris Hilton and Jude Law.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Potato Head: The Rumer Willis story
The little Lego guy humping the girl looks like Newt Gingrich.
Easy Bake Oven: Teh Movie
Starring Possum head and octo-mom.
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I had the talking JJ Evans 'Dyn-O-Mite' doll too.
(hangs head in shame)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/3292323035_c0b3aeafa7.jpg?v=0
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 10:49am. My older brother had one, what a POS!
Shirt Tails: THe movie
Color Forms?
I loved Get In Shape girl...although I don't know what shape it was getting me in
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