Dancing With La Toya
Ever since Michael Jackson moonwalked off to heaven, La Toya's vagina has grabbed on to the giant dildo known as fame and hasn't let go. AND SHE NEVER WILL! Toy Toy is back (insert dick slappy dance or groan here).
UsWeekly says that La Toya might take a break from solving the world's greatest mysteries to jiggle her bought-and-paid-for chichis on Dancing with the Has-Beens this season. Apparently, the producers offered her a spot on the show and now she's "in talks."
Toy Toy's rep would only said, "She's a big fan of the show, and being from a musical family, it would be a good fit."
ABC will announce the entire cast this Monday morning, but it's rumored that Ceiling Eyes, Vera Wang, Dean McDermott and Lou Ferrigno have either signed on already or are close to signing.
This is going to be good. Let's take bets on how many "Tributes to MJ" Toy Toy is going to do. Can't wait to see her tango to "Thriller" and her quick step to "Working Day and Night."
And if you're thinking to yourself, "but La Toya isn't a star," shut those thoughts up! Of course, Toy Toy is a star! Just look at this video below of her performing at a sold-out concert......at a bar..... in Slovenia. Okay, and it wasn't really sold out. There were 12 people there....and 3 goats.
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She says still too heartbroken to DWTHB, BUT SHE WOULD LOVE TO AMERICAN IDOL! lmfao
It’s a shame it took Mikes death for the media/public to recognize there are other talented members in this family. I think LaToya would be great. She is the only Jackson with any personality and her new album Startin Over is a fantastic showcase of her vocals, writing and production style. Dancing With The Stars would be a great opportunity to show off her dancing skills as well. Janet with her Minnie Mouse voice, sexual lyrics and prepubescent whispering in interviews is a manufactured bore. The producers know Toy is a celebrity who will bring in viewers. I hope she accepts their offer, and I’ll be watching eagerly each week.
Now that is really embarrassing! I would kill myself if something that bad ever became public!
Talk about trading on the Jackson name!
And she has two, count 'em, two back-up dancers!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
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HILARIOUS, MJ was really really nice to his family because she butchers this so badly JUST torture. Whitney's version surprised me at the 30th anniversary.
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Wed, 08/12/2009 - 9:50am.
Awwww...I love karaoke night at the bar too...but I am not about to call it "Toonkinstein in Concert"...well not until the 4th Martini...then all bets are off....
hahaha. I couldn't sit thru the whole thing but didn't each toon sound like an MJ toon or a ripoff of one?
The haters needs to get put in check - Toy is back and she's throwing down with her new sound! I hope she'll do a dance to her stunning 1989 Michael tribute "He's My Brother".
Michael's crying happy tears in heaven for all this Toy Toy $ucce$$!
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"I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." - Clay Aiken fans in meltdown due to gay announcement
Awwww...I love karaoke night at the bar too...but I am not about to call it "Toonkinstein in Concert"...well not until the 4th Martini...then all bets are off....
oh and after the 'concert' she actually hitchiked - in the same outfit that she wore earlier. i bet that must have been a great sight.
haha this is priceless. i read the site every day so it's about fucking time you mention my beautiful country. i registered just so i can comment on this. and by the way - there were two goats and a one sheep because the third goat had a date and couldn't be there. (okay i lied, she didn't have a date she just really didn't wanna go)
Is it just me or are all the Jackson siblings using his death to be in the spotlight?
Suddenly they are everywhere!
And they all need to lay off the plastic surgery. They are "starting" to look as bad as Michael.
Her talent is/was that she had a really good looking ass! I'd take that any given day over, say, Madonna's or Britney's droopy butt flaps.
I love the cock-sucking move at 1:05.
Nice, Toy-Toy, niiiiiice....
I love the cock-sucking move at 1:05.
Nice, Toy-Toy, niiiiiice....
son of bitch
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Uses a baseballcap to hold her wig in place
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
All I could think was, what's going through Silver Jacket Dude's mind as he's dancing behind La Toya in a tiny, mostly-empty bar in Slovenia? "Gee, Mum was right. I really should've stayed in school"?
Wow, that was just ... painful(ly funny). The first number wasn't too horrible, but when she tried to take on Whitney? I could feel the contents of my stomach begin to curdle.
And if it was 1986 in Slovenia in 1995, does that mean that it's 2000 there now? Or is it forever the mid-80s there? Because if it is, I think I should go.
Sigh. So much for my theory that Michael and La Toya were really the same person. (I mean, think about it. When did you ever see them at the same place, at the same time?)
Thanks so much for tracking this down and posting it, MK. This is officially my new I'm-Watching-This-To-Feel-Better-About-Myself thing.
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OMG! I played this gig in 1988!!!
The Sheraton Inn in Panama City
Boo Ya
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
I liked her on Armed and Famous, but that's about it. And I still liked Eric Estrada more; he was just as yummy in his uniform, as he was on CHiPS ;)
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It seems obvious to me that LaToya should be the new Paula on American Idol. There is a vacancy for a crazy bitch there and looky at what we have over here- its too perfect!
Of course I'm not in the US so I wouldn't be subjected to it- that may be making it a lot easier for me to encourage!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Submitted by BALLZ on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 7:34pm.
Pink. Velour. Cameltoe.
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My new stage name? What, I got a partie jobbie as a day shift stripper...at a really upscale club...well, upscale for truckstop diners/strip joints, I mean...Oh, stop your judging... wif moves like dis, my stah will rise...M'mmmm... *workin' da pole*...Oh yeah, I'm bringin' da SESSAY...You lyin' if you denyin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 5:49pm.
I recently saw an old interview clip circa Thriller...MJ and Toy Toy are chatting together, she's telling him how much she wants to have a career and success just like him, blah blah blah. At one point MJ rolls his eyes and calls her an idiot. I bet he'd be doing the same if he were here now. LOL.
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yes! I remember seeing that video! it's so funny because at the end MJ says let's sing a song and after hearing one verse of Never Can Say Goodbye by LaToya alone, he quickly steps in and takes over. Even MJ knew poor LaToya did not inherit the talent gene and was trying to save her some embarrassment. this is what happens when you believe your last name will get you anywhere.
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Pink. Velour. Cameltoe.
They are gonna have to rename the show "Dancing with the SUPERstars!!!"
Thank you Dlisted for spreading the Universal Love of La Toya once again!
http://www.latoyalove.com
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 6:46pm.
ITA. I couldn't have said it better.
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Dean and Candy would be perfect on dancing w/the stars...and maybe on a "very special episode" tori could guest star and they have a dance-off...the viewers decide who wins and then the loser has to apologize to the winner and poof feud over
Well I for one have to say that I am SHOCKED at the speed with which Jermaine and LaToya have latched on to MJ's twin coattails of fame and infamy! I realize the family was going broke before MJ's death but this is just straight up ridic. What with the tribute concert in Vienna next month, the fact that Jermaine DID go to Jamaica and perform last month despite his protestations that he wasn't/didn't, Joe Jackson's constant media machinations and false bullshit that emanates without abatement from his pie hole, the 'This Is It' movie in theatres by October 30th, the traveling MJ memorabilia and now THIS!!! Jeezus crips .... I am really beginning to see the bigger picture with this Jackson family. Much of MJ's fortune went to supplying this lot with Bentleys and Rolls Royces, houses and living expenses. Aside from all the other leeches in MJ's life it's no wonder the poor sod was broke and desperate.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 5:57pm.
Who the fuck told this bitch she could sing?
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Yoko Ono, if I remember correctly.
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What "musical family" is she from? 2 of the 9 are talented or at least were. Janet and Michael had careers-the others were one hit wonders at best.
Yes, Michael Jackson's addiction to anesthetia, crap Dr.'s and resultant death was the best thing to happen to the Jackson careers.
Please tell me the rest of the Jacksons share his same addiction.
I'm surprised the trashy cunt didn't try to perform this number (in this manner) at the funeral.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 6:32pm.
Those poor devils in Slovenlyenia (whatever). Are they that hard up for entertainment?
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So much for cordial diplomatic relations. The Ambassador better get his ass out of there STAT!
Red alert! Red alert!
Looks like Russia is Chestica's international "Tony Romo".
please please make my dreams come true and put tori's creepy husband on this show so we can watch tori make it all about her, crash deans rehearsals because she's jealous and thinks dean is cheating, and bully dean into quitting because he's not allowed to have projects. then he'll apologize for hurting her feelings. and please make candy spelling a contestant too ***************************************** This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K http://lolavalentinos.etsy.com http://lolavalentinos.blogspot.com
madam s. on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 6:37pm.
What the hell is that woman wearing? I don't even care so much about the white, studded, Jackson-y leather jacket atrocity.....
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 5:57pm.
Who the fuck told this bitch she could sing? My wittle ears curled up & my eyes are bleeding! Holy Fuckity Fuck!!
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yikes, her singing must be bad if it made your button eyes bleed!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 6:32pm.
Those poor devils in Slovenlyenia (whatever). Are they that hard up for entertainment?
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Yes, they are.
http://www.theinsider.com/news/1300603_Blockbuster
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What the hell is that woman wearing? I don't even care so much about the white, studded, Jackson-y leather jacket atrocity. It's having it paired with the hideous peach-colored, tacky, college girl dorm room sweatpant thingies. And the Police hat is just a reminder that she's crazy if you hadn't already formulated that idea from the rest of the outfit.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Those poor devils in Slovenlyenia (whatever). Are they that hard up for entertainment?
The Jackson's sure do love metal studs on clothes.
Shit YES, where's La Pequena and her tribute to MK? Maybe Thriller...I can see it now...LOL! With Machine most definitely...ewwwww....!?!?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I remember the rumor about Michael and LaToya being the same person, too. Another rumor... She used to wear that yellow headband around her forehead to cover up a big ol pimple. Gotta love the 80's!!!
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
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what happens with her nose'
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Toy Toy you're much too big a star for Dancing With The Neverbeens! Its time you Tito and Blanket from the most kickass band of all time. I'd pay good money to witness that hot mess.
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now that mj is gone and rebbie isn't making any more money off "centipede", someone in that family has to step to make some money...the task has fallen on latoya's bleached shoulders...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Whoa, bitch strips to a swimsuit thingie and starts moaning and grabbing her crotch... down the 9 min. mark.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
I like how the stage is so small that when the go flailing their arms around they almost hit each other. It's all just really, really sad and by sad I mean "pathetic".
I understand genetics & being raised together in that sick family with Joe as the dad & the abuse & all that, but how in the hell did all of them grow up all wanting to be exactly alike? They wear the same tacky clothes, talk in the same baby voice, get the same plastic surgery...I think even the Duggar kids seem to have more of their own personalities.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 5:51pm.
Ha, I remember that "rumor". Maybe LaToya got tired of pretending to be Michael all these years so she killed him off so that she, as LaToya, could finally be a superstar!
Who the fuck told this bitch she could sing? My wittle ears curled up & my eyes are bleeding! Holy Fuckity Fuck!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008