This Is News: Kate Gosselin Is Cunty
Kate Gosselin ummmmm-ed her way through an interview with Meredith Vieira on Today yesterday morning, but unnamed sources (who doesn't want to face the wrath of Kate's rabid possum head) tell The Chicago Sun-Times that she was cursing like a Dlisted commenter (*hugz*) behind the scenes.
One staff member paid the highest compliment to Kate by saying, ‘‘She was a total bitch. We get virtually all of the world’s biggest egos coming through here, but Kate was one of the most unpleasant I’ve seen in working here for many years.’’
A second staff member added that Kate threatened to quit that interview if they showed footage of her entering the building with her large entourage. Kate also wasn't happy with the questions Meredith asked her, ‘‘Meredith very clearly, and in a straightforward way, asked exactly the questions you’d expect. She asked about the alleged affair with her bodyguard — which really seemed to piss Kate off — her relationship with Jon, how her kids were doing and whether ‘if you could do it over again, would you?’ She was swearing like a drunken sailor as she stormed out."
A spokeswhore for Today said the two sources' tongues will fall off, because they were telling LIES! They issued this response: “Kate Gosselin was a gracious guest on ‘Today,’ and anyone within 1,000 feet of her at the show this morning could tell you that.”
Translation: "I would like to end my week without being attacked by a rabies-infested beast, thank you very much."
Have the "unnamed staffers" even seen one second of Jon & Kate? Kate is a proud bitchy ass bitch. If Kate wasn't spraying her brand of cuntiness around the studio, I'd be concerned! I'd ask her if she needed me to show her a jumbo-sized picture of Jon to bring out her essence of cunt again. If the cuntress of cuntiness isn't being cunty, we should all be concerned. And because I haven't typed the word "cunt" nearly enough in this post: CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT (times infinity).
Here's my cunt icon with her silver-topped bodyguard at FAO Schwartz yesterday and leaving her hotel in NYC this morning.
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The rumors of a new Jon Gosselin-based reality show are growing stronger, as the Jon & Kate Plus 8 star clearly needs to remain in the spotlight at all times. There are rumors of Jon Gosselin fired from TLC, but they are only rumors. Why Jon Gosselin fired rumors are circulating is that he apparently is not making any friends at TLC, the network which carries the show about him, his ex wife, and his kids, and made him rich. He apparently wants to start his own reality show, called the Divorced Dads Club – which would constitute a probable breach of contract. Having the Gosselins and their kids all go away and never come back onto television would be a wonderful gift to some people. (They call us "intelligent".) If the Jon Gosselin fired rumors prove true – the show made him millions, and he won't need a cash advance.
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**cursing like a Dlisted commenter**
That's the funniest fucking thing I've read all day.
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Ewwwww! I just came back from getting school supplies at Wal-Mart, and saw an entire line of Ed Hardy products! For school! Yuck! Talk about tacky. lol
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Cunt. 2 years ago this word was either indifferent to me or offensive, but hey we're dlisted sluts so we GET IN WHERE WE FIT IN. eheheheh.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
ahahaha! loves that pic, anypublicitywhore, any one else see the jon and kate and 8? jon says, this is good, that he has always loved fast things... hmmm... could girlfriend planted face first fit into that plant have anything to do with this?, lol loved that~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Oh, yeah - her attempt to cast herself as the "saintly mom and wronged loyal wife" has totally backfired, hasn't it? As if anyone who watched the show EVEN ONCE would be fooled by this performance! She's as disgusting as Jon, if not more so, because she's still putting her kids out on the stroll.
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 7:52pm.
Who the hell watches this cunt's show?
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I'm guessing angry mothers.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Who the hell watches this cunt's show?
Submitted by Zanna on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:37am.
MOTHERFUCKER, COCKSUCKER TWO-BALLED BITCH!
Where I'm from, it was MOTHER FUCKING, TITTYSUCKING, TWO-BALLED BITCH! :)
That hairstyle is fucking ridiculous. It's like she's trying to hide a giant brain tumour.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Here is the million dollar question---Why was Kate Gosselin being interviewed by Meredith Vieira? This nonsense has gone far enough.
You got to bring Jim, James, Paul & Tyrone...
Just you all wait, the twins have one year to be "of age" to "accidently" dance around a pole in their school uniforms. Jon is waiting in the bushes for this as douche dad and will laugh his evil laugh when Kate pulls out her possom screaming all the way to the looney bin.
However, we know Maddox has the real plan to do her in permanently once he recruits the sextuplets. Oh yes as he rubs his hands together, oh yes.....
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P.S.
I left Mario for MichaelK...
You know what? That supercilious expression on her mug reminds me of a certain white tiger that hangs around here.
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I have to hand it to Kate and Jon that the Truman Show they've sucked the country into are doing a good job at it. DYING for someone ANYONE to expose this fakery!!! I'll just keep waiting patiently. Eventually....
Emo soccer mom haircut must die.
Somebody should throw this cunt into a woodchipper. Her and everybody else associated with the shit that is reality TV.
Cunty Kate can replace the Boogeyman for scaring little kids.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by mollination on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 3:15pm.
Kate's "see-I-can-be-nice-smile" scares the shit out of me.
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thumbnail #2, right??? it is scary!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
You'd think if the topic of an affair with the bodyguard is offensive and Not True, as she implies, then she'd get rid of him, right??
And, you'd think that after finally getting rid of her douche bag husband, she'd be happy. But no. Still a cunty, cunt, cunt!!!!
When is she going away????
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I wanna snatch Kate's hair out by the roots. Well, just the big, poofy side.
Kate's "see-I-can-be-nice-smile" scares the shit out of me.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:00am.
Why are we even talking about her? What is her claim to fame besides having all those children? My grandma raised 13 while tending a farm!
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Well said! My Grandma had 11 kids and, as my Mum reminds me, "there were no microwaves or washing machines then". Where does this dame get the idea she's hard done by?
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
I can't wait to those kids start to rebel and say "I don't want to do the show anymore" I think it will be soon w/ those older girls. They are starting to enter the tween years.
Cunting cunts who cunt! However what's not known is if cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Cunt?
Submitted by SuperJ on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 1:34pm.
Bitch IS the new black. Bitches.
YOU RANG??
---BTW, why does Cunty's bodyguard look like the love chile of James Brolin?
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Bitch IS the new black. Bitches.
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Always look on the bright side of life
Sounds like my mom. When I was a baby cheese she asked me where I got such a #*@!&%#@ dirty mouth. I told her.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Flatsy, "Don't let her bullshit you. She's not bi. Bi polar, maybe ... but not bi."
She looks like a cross-eyed Grinch in the main pic.
What a bitch- I love her!
At least if she is having an affair with the bodyguard he looks OK-not like that twat husband whose running around with tramps....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I would "need" a bodyguard if he looked like that. Talk about a silver fox!
2Di4 on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:48am.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:40am.
2Di4: the oldest one is just like her mom
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You mean Maddie? Yeah. It bums me out to see how bossy some of them are. I saw it the other night and one of the boys was ordering around one of the little girls until she finally just walked away. Sigh... Ed Hardy and reverse mullets for everyone.
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LMAO @ "Ed Hardy and reverse mullets for everyone"
Ed Hardy is for Douché bags
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:40am.
2Di4: the oldest one is just like her mom
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You mean Maddie? Yeah. It bums me out to see how bossy some of them are. I saw it the other night and one of the boys was ordering around one of the little girls until she finally just walked away. Sigh... Ed Hardy and reverse mullets for everyone.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
She should get an oscar for her performance. I love the crying bit. What a horrible mother, I feel sorry for those poor kids. The good news is that when they go to Court to try to emancipate themselves (Helloooo Emmaneul Lewis and Gary Cole) that they can just mark the tapes of the show as Exhibit A, enter them into evidence, and sit down.
Tapes Ipsa Locquiter (the tapes speak for themselves)
2Di4: the oldest one is just like her mom
Two assholes somehow pushed out 8 cute kids...who may unfortunately grow up to be like their parents. Ugh.
Quick kids! Hide in your crooked houses before it's too late and you become completely douchified!
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
I'd like to put a Drano I.V. in her.
Worthless egotistical skag.
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"You're going to be in a great mood today 'cause you're going to be slapping your troubles away." - Shamwow Vince
I love that you can blatantly see the frumpy, pre-surgery Kate within that main picture. You can tuck it, highlight it and give it a new set of tits and still not change how it truly looks.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:07am.
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You want to tell us how you really feel?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:17am.
I think she makes something like $75K per episode...
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Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:14am.
hahahaha! @ your whole post! touché!
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Does anybody really know how much this cunt makes for doing this series? Way to much if she can afford all these bodyguards and staff. Fuck her, get off my planet douche bag.
Isn't it funny that Julia Roberts can get around New York without a bobdyguard but these reality tv publicity whores think they need them? I guess I would punch her in the face if I ever ran into her so, maybe...
That bodyguard is so fucking drilling her! It is written all over her (and his) faces! Whatever dude, just put on a steel cup after you fuck her and are ready to pass out cuz if you don't ------well hell ask Jon!
Guys:
You think its' fun now??? Wait till the kids grow up enough to realize what has been done to them - it will be like armed war-camps. Some will hate Mommy - some will hate Daddy - and some will be long-gone, getting as far away from their parents and siblings as intergalactic travel will allow. And then there will be one poor, sad, little peace-maker - who will ty to "fix" it all, and be left fucking-miserable. Now add some drugs, booze, insanity, and a whole lot of sads and you will have the Gosselin brood circa 2015. I see YEARS of Reality Show fuckery coming down the line. Our KIDS and THEIR kids will be watching the Gosselin's and reporting the shit on the D-Listed website Satellite (hosted by MichaelK's genetic clones...(May the Cyber-God Bless them!).
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
i skeeve this bitch
my hairstylist gave me a possum(dang snip n clip $10 cuts!)and I don't act like that! O:)
"You rang?"- Lurch
Why are we even talking about her? What is her claim to fame besides having all those children? My grandma raised 13 while tending a farm!
That picture has cunt written all over it and so do all the others except the one where she's smiling but I'm not buying it Kate...noooo - run Jon run. AND what man is going to date that woman??? Jon might get some mercy fucks but Kate is never gonna get any action again.