St. Angie Who?!!!?
All eyes and camera lenses were on St. Angie at last night's Inglourious Basterds premiere, but all peens were on the truly ravishing Bollywood flower known as Mallika Sherawat. Copy and paste that name into your brain, because this elegant goddess is going far!
Mallika showed that low-budget trollop St. Angie how it's really done when she sashayed on the red carpet wearing a truly gorgeous gown from Frederick's of Hollywood's Black Label Collection. You know, Noah Cyrus is madder than fish grease over this shit! Frederick's promised her that she'd be the first one to wear this stunning creation at her 10th birthday party. Sorry, Noah, but Mallika's got this. AND HOW!
Every driver in the background should be arrested at once! Why aren't they on the pavement, worshiping at Mallika's feet? Or they should at least be throwing dollar bills at her ass. Disrespectful! These days, bitches don't know how to treat a goddess.
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she is reema lambha and had taken divorce with her husband and entered into bollywood.She has given 17 kisses in her first movie.
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Wow, Kim Kardashian's looking classy for a change!
Wow...my eyes are bleeding.
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wait a minute is she the one who starred in Jackie Chan's movie?
I remember reading it was a big controversy in Bollywood because she flashed her boobies in the movie..
and she's not the best of Bollywood babes trust me..try Kajol/Rani Mukherje/Preity Zinta..
and yes I do watch bollywood movies lol. Mostly because I like their dances :D
Malliaka (crush of Jackie Chan) has a rocking body and usually looks much prettier. Dress is horrendous, but then she does have a slutty image to uphold.Her teeth are normal, she just hasnt had them whitened like every person in hollywood. The only thing man made on her are her boobies!
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
OH MY FREAKING GOD.
that is all.
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This post and picture are perfection.
mwha... 6/10 - That dress is horrendous.
Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 1:51pm.
I see Lil' Kim had another garage sale.
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Meanwhile imagine how much worse this would be if it were Coco. Suddenly this gal doesn't seem so bad.
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
She definitely pulled this number off better than Kobe Bryant's wife.
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo: "Hot body; dude face; champagne room dress."
Agreed.
But I can't hate on her too much.
I think the dress is totally fug...but she looks like she's having fun with it...so I can't totally diss her for it either.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I think her obvious attitude made the dress! She's a lovin' it!!!! And, yea, it's a bit Frederick's, but I'd rather look at her than St. A and her current smug, drabbiness ANYDAY!
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I see Lil' Kim had another garage sale.
I think she's attractive, her teeth are really nice, I dont think they're yellowish, but the eyebrows do need to be alot thinner, and god damn her body is pretty smoking, even with the fugly of the dress, she is wearing it and not the other way around, she does look like Vanity w/the Nasty girl reference (good call).
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 10:27am.
@cunty:
http://j.bdbphotos.com/pictures/P/4L/P4R7O9P_large.jpg
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loved that photo!
they look like twins
this dress came directlt from vanity 6's closet...nasty girl...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Noah Cyrus should be moved to the front of the line for Hot Slut. A god awful fugly 8 year old twirling around a stripper pole trying to tagteam her sister's fame beats any cat.
When is it going to Open Post ... erghhh... Anyhow she is pretty though the dress is from the 1990's circa of 'classy chic' velvet LOL, 'member when we wore those blasted black ribbon neck chokers with the silver pendant? Good Times
She is a total outsider in Bollywood, I admire her for making her way into this close-nit clan. She is smart and sexy. She will go far.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 11:06am.
Upon further inspection, she looks like she's dressed as a superhero. Specifically Shadow Lass from The Legion Of Superheroes
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I heart you for knowing that! I thought Shady was Da Bomb!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by VitaminF on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 12:20pm.
The same can be said of the American movie industry. You would be hard pressed to find someone who is NOT a product of nepotism. I know they exist, but it's rare.
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In Indian movie industry all the 'stars' are insiders, i.e., come from movie families. This woman kinda pushed her way into the movies by being totally outrageous. Once she got what she wanted, she became totally tame though. She chose her movies and words carefully. She even admitted to being outrageous to stay in the spot light, to get attention, movies etc. She totally knows what she is doing. She is quite smart.
Now, she has started the whole thing all over again in Hollywood, and I see that its working. She is getting press, may be Clooney will pick her up to be his next beard, may be Tarantino will sign her for his next 'slasher' movie, may be Gerry Butler will be 'hanging out' with her next, may be John Mayor will invite her to his concert.Basically, she has put all the Man Whores of Hollywood on high alert.
From what I have heard, her personal life is a total contrast to her public persona. She is a vegan, does not drink at all, does not smoke, does not party, works out religiously, does not fuck around. The only thing she wants is her career to advance.
That being said, her body fucking rocks. And I will go to 'fredricks of Hollywood' for my wedding outfit, something as elegant as this ;-)
I love this bitch. I don't even know who she is, but she's redefining elegance.
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Now there's 4 of us wolves....running through the desert...in Las Vegas...looking for strippers and cocaine.
She has a great bod.
Nobody could pull off wearing that dress though. It just screams I HAVE NO TASTE!!!
that being said...
Watch for JSimp, MBart, HMont and HayPat
to be appearing in that very same dress
over the next week or so.
Sisterhood of the traveling skank.
bollywood chicks are smokin
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THAT TRICK IS A HO FO SHO!!!!
How dare she steal Jordan's Sunday church dress?
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Upon further inspection, she looks like she's dressed as a superhero. Specifically Shadow Lass from The Legion Of Superheroes.
http://www.comicvine.com/shadow-lass/29-1261/
Don't judge. I'm a comic book Geek.
Classy, for a ho.
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@cunty:
http://j.bdbphotos.com/pictures/P/4L/P4R7O9P_large.jpg
she's not very pretty, and that dress is just fucking atrocious.
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she looks so shakira circa 1996
Velvet (poly) in August?! A bold choice for whatever student in draping 101 who crafted this sophisticated ensemble! They were not afraid of a bold design. Listen for the phone, Wintour will be calling soon!
Hot body; dude face; champagne room dress.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
I can't hate. I suspect that if I'd EVER had a body like that I would have been quite the slut.
On some of the pics she's very pretty and on others she's somehow not. I think her brows need attention and her teeth could be slightly whiter.
At least she's wearing the panties that go with it!!
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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There's no denying she has a HOT body. The dress is....I don't know what it is. I'm not hating on it, because she fills it out nicely.
Her figure blows Skeletina's stick figure out of the water.
Wow rofl. she looks like an animal. grrrrl. lol.
Yes St Angie who? Hillarious i love it. I have the same dress but in hot pink. take that!
Coma Caca!!
I wonder if I could get Connie Selleca to wear this at home???
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"Frederick's of Hollywood's Black Label Collection"
No kidding.
cio_cio-san word and the movie magazines are full of sluts like this.
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Plecostomus on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:50am.
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:48am.
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Frida can suck it, haha! I'm keeping her 'stache.
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bleh!
lol
Hahahaha ! this b*** looks like a Pussycat tranny doll ! :-)
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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 9:48am.
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Frida can suck it, haha! I'm keeping her 'stache.
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Bottom-feeder.
Plecostomus: Frida hates your avie
lol
Nice body...but she looks a bit "trannylicious" in the face...at first I thought this post was about a drag queen doing an Angie Jolie impersonation. Kinda looks like her when Angie was a goth harlot.