Monday, August 10th 2009
Oh, Ali.....
HoHan is making Ali look like this on purpose, so she looks younger, right? Because no 15-year-old should look like a divorced mother of two (circa 1976) coming home after working a 12-hour shift as a cocktail waitress at HoJo's. This girl needs an abuelita in her life to wipe that make-up off with Vaseline before putting her ass to bed.
But on a positive note, at least she's not bumping it against stripper pole....in public.....yet (SPOILER ALERT: That will happen next year).
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And we all know that she is thinking "I am so HOT!" when they are taking her pics. LOL!!!!
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This biyatch looks about 45. Like she already raised the kids and made the coffee and is going back to school for that degree she never finished.
This biyatch looks about 45. Like she already raised the kids and made the coffee and is going back to school for that degree she never finished.
Sigh...where does one even start with this trainwreck?
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WHY does she look so old? You can't help but notice that she looks exactly like MK describes her which is SAD. :(
In total amazement that this poor girl is 15. Why does she look that way? What happened to her? I kinda feel bad for her.
I thought this was a post for Gina Davis...I mean for realz...there mother needs to be reported...these girls are beyond a hot mess...Lindsay looks beat and no 15 year old should look that old...what are they doing to her??? I mean plastic surgery at 15 is just disgusting...both of them total trash...
And where exactly do they find clothes like that? Retro is us? This is so sad. The black hair and the make up and the whole package is just wrong for a girl of 15. ew
Oh now...Ali looks very cute, she might look 25 or 30 but she looks cute (for now). Lindsay on the other hand, what the hell has happened to her?? Is that the Orange, Ho, smoked, drugged up, dranked out, skank look? Girl is in her early 20s. DAMN, if that's what eating pussy does to you than I'm FOR SURE sticking with the men!!!
I thought it was a pic of Joyce DeWitt being released from the pokey after her DUI.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/07/gal_joyce-dewitt.jpg
Why does Lindsay look like pre-op transexual now?
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I really didn't know who that was. She looks like Janice Dickinson, and not back in the day.
Your hands are full of bags, your holding a spilling over wallet, is it really necessary to smoke a cigarette while juggling all those things? Are you so desperate and addicted that you MUST have a cigarette the moment you step outside? i smoke too but i cant understand people like that.
Has she had 'something' done to her lips and cheekbones?
No way in h-e-double hockey sticks she is only 15.
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Oh, that's gross. It does appear that she has had her lips injected.... Better for sucking cock that way, I suppose. If some man were able to look at her and actually sustain an erection, that is... She looks like a runaway prostitute with AIDS who slept in a Dumpster last night.
They really look like porn actresses, I cant even say porn "stars" because they dont even look that good. Or they look like the trashy girls at the Bunny Ranch.
I saw her pictures in Hot Cougars magazine.
Hohan looks incredibly trashy in these pictures, not to mention old and used. And she's not even 25!
This is how u know White Oprah cares more about fame and money than her kids. She saw LiLO's troubles and now Dina is ready to pimp our her 2nd daughter to the world. Jeez.
Talk all the shit you want about Kristin Stewart but she has more respect and dignity for herself than the entire Lohan clan.
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They both look haggard as shit.
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Oh! I thought they were taking out the trash.
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Bottom-feeder.
Girl looks at least 30 and that outfit also isn't doing her any favors...
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My husband pegged her at 35 by the face.
Congratulations, Dina Lohan. You now have two daughters that look prematurely rode hard and put away wet.
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I also thought this was Jennifer Garner. It's the chin!
No joke, when her face popped up, I thought: Not another goddamn "Housewives" post.
She's not a smiler and yet is trying so hard. Like me, she has a constipated smile:(( Ali, that is. Come back to LI, Ali.
Alli seems to LOVE the attention she's getting from the pappz. That shit will change when they get pics of her puking in a back alley after she gets drunk in a nightclub. Which will be next week.
Their a special brew that clan is.
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THAT, is supposedly 15? Bitch, please!
Awright, obviously Dinasaurus Blohan has been lying about Ali's age. She's allegedly 15? Bullshit. That is NOT 15.
Even scrubbing all that nasty make up off her face wouldn't help thanks to the effed up plastic surgery. (what the FUCK is wrong with white- worstmotherofthecentury-oprah?)
Yep Lohan's are officially trashier than Spears' these days.
WAW !!! She looks like a MILF !!!
NOT a good look when you're 14 ! :( poor Ali !
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HAHAHA! I was in the house waiting for them to come home from the store. I didnt want to go because I have been on TMZ enough in the past week. I was over there rehearsing with Lyndsay. She is going to appear in episode #4 of my #1 YOU TUBE series where I show guys how to pick up chicks using FACEBOOK.
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They better marry rich and they better marry quick. BTW how long before they fight over a guy? I say it happens within 3 years.
I thought that was Jennifer Garner at first, then I thought, "Nah, she's too old to be Jen", and then I read who it actually was . . . yikes!!
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Once in awhile you'll see girls especially -- early teens -- that look prematurely old.
It's strange.....
This outfit makes her look like a slutty mechanic.
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No way this chick is ever getting work looking 20 years older than she is. Even her cokehead sister could at least play a cute, young girl when she was younger and the same age, so why is she out of school for "work" again?
At the rate she's going, she's gonna be looking like Mae West at her Sweet 16 birthday party.
Her fashion sense is a rip-roarin'
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Submitted by anony54321 on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 8:31pm.
i like progeria lohan. perfect.
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I just spat all over my screen laughing whilst reading that. I'm so glad I was alone in the room. =D
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maybe she'll never age past this look? so in 40+ years she'll be looking awesome?
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