Crazy Says: "Michael Jackson Is Connor Cruise's Biological Father!"
Claire Cruise, the bag of roasted peanuts who claims she is the biological mother of all three of Michael Jackson's kiddies, held a press conference outside of her mental hospital cell the courthouse today and she dropped another BOMB. FUCKING. SHELL. Claire says she and Michael Jackson are the biological parents of Connor Cruise, Tommy Girl's son with Nicole Kidman. Escandalo! Somewhere in the world, Nicole Kidman's forehead moved for the first time in YEARS after she heard about this fuckery.
Yeah, I know we shouldn't even be feeding the crazy, but it's Monday and we all need to be entertained! So... TMZ was there when Claire told a group of interns reporters that Michael Jackson gave Tom Cruise the baby, because "he didn't like the color of his skin." Claire continued to confirm that she is from another planet by saying even though she conceived of all Michael's kids, she didn't give birth to them. Thanks to state-of-the-art technology, all of the embryos were removed from her crazy body and inserted into a surrogate.
Claire took the blue pill, didn't she? Bitch is BEYOND. Who needs to drop acid? Just spend a little time with Claire and she'll take you to another dimension.
I can't wait to see who else she drags into her crazy world. I mean, don't be surprised if she declares that Kate Gosselin's possum head is her biological child with ALF. Claire Cruise is the baby mama to the stars (in her head)!
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So, um....this is Tommy's sister?
What the hell went on in that childhood home is what I wanna know!
Updated as I read: O wait, so they're not - she just says shit like that. She's pretty special this one. I might put her in some kinda freak show and make some money if I was someone in charge of all of this.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 08/11/2009 - 8:06am.
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God..I was cringing at her delusional confession....ugh...poor loca...
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I read her myspace profile. she is batshit crazy..her shout out is: Introducing PRESIDENT CLAIRE CRUISE, otherwise known as: Queen Claire Elisabeth, Pope Claire Elisabeth I, High Priestess Claire Daishonin, Her Holiness The Dalai Lama, The Prophet, The Messiah, Christ, God(dess), Allah, Savior and Leader of the Free World.
Now tell me she is not crazy..
Whoa...her http://twitter.com/ClaireCruise is craziest! She talks about various men raping her and giving her date rape drugs - including her supposed fiancee, employees, CEO...
Wow! I just found out that she's also the bio mother of the Gosselin kids! They look just like her!! It's so obvious because they look nothing like Kate.... lol
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I love her!!! LMAO She is psych-fockery at its finest!!! hahaha. Actually, she looks just like Prince, Paris, AND Blanket. I think she's telling the truth. I don't see the Conner Cruise resemblance...but her last name IS Cruise..so there!!! lolololololol
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what if she is right!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
Why is everyone just writing this chick off? It could be true! I mean, CONSIDER THE MAIN CHARACTERS. We are talking about the craziest of the crazy, Tom Cruise and Michael Jackson. Fuck, this theory makes more sense to me than anything so far.
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Why were reporters even listening to this woman?? She is so obviously mentally unwell/insane, it seems unethical, like they were exploiting the crazy. Sad & scary.
Why would anyone give this crazy, ceiling-eyed cunt the time of day let alone a press conference?????
I saw him last about 2 months ago on the boardwalk (Venice).
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Submitted by leica on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:49pm.
I hope Tommy stepped up his and the family's SECURITY 300%. She reminds of that crazy bitch that was stalking David Letterman!
LOL this is the craziest shit I've read in a long time. She's Brad Pitts mother too, he was created by her and James Dean's DNA, same goes for Brooke Shields.
Great blog of hers, I'll be back!
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this country is fucking doomed if so-called journalists are paying even a millisecond to this mental case. how did she and that billie jean nutjob get front row seats in the courtroom? GUESS WHAT???? SKINNY FAT IS MICHAEL JACKSON'S BABY MOMMA. I'M OFF TO CALIFORNIA TO FILE MY PETITION.
so funny if it were true!
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Wow, just wow.
She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
And on a side note, Connor Cruise, whoever his bio parents are, is one good looking kid.
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Shouldn't we just all give a little bit of our DNA and all have us tested if we're the parents of MJ's or Tom's kids? Would that put the bogus mongrels at rest? :D
At first I thought she MUST be taking the piss. You know some out of work actor spoofing the whole MJ saga. But after seeing this I think she is just straight up nuts! This bitch is as crazy as they come. Why the f#ck is anyone giving her attention? I know the media are scum and they love shit like this...oh wait I just answered my own question lol. The media will feed of this crazy loon's story for weeks.
Crazy oddballs + blood-sucking media= ratings gold!
This crazy bitch had a press conference? The end is near.
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TexnDoc, I think she is case in point why there should be free health care!">
Yeah, me having to plastic slip-cover all the furniture and remove shiny and pointed objects. No thank-you.
This chick is seriously scary. No wonder celebrities need security.
The following is an excerpt from her MySpace page:
"...A shout-out to CONTRACTED-SURROGATE-MOTHER-FROM-HELL, KATIE HOLMES, for being so cruel as to deny THE ONE AND ONLY BIOLOGICAL MOTHER OF ALL CRUISE TRIPLETS, ME!, the great privilege and honor of meeting these adorable babies who, without ME!, would never have been brought into existence. YOU'RE WELCOME, WITCH! SO GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. Hope you've thoroughly enjoyed the FAKE wedding we so generously supplied you to MY Tom Cruise. However, I regret to inform you that we shall no longer be requiring your services... so GOODBYE, farewell, adios, serenada, avoir... GOOD RIDENCE! WITCH, BE GONE! YOU'RE FIRED! PLEASE PACK UP YOUR BELONGINGS AT ONCE AND PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY MANSION AND MY FAMILY AND MY LIFE WITHOUT DELAY..."
Yikes! Nervous.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:37pm.
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Good point.
She obviously has mental issues (thank you Captain Obvious!) but what is really the sick thing is that people are enabling her by sticking cameras in her face. She should be in a hospital not taking up time and money of our legal system. Disgusting. **************************************************************
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FWI-This nutbag also claimed to be the bio-mother of Suri Cruise and claimed Suri was one of a set of triplets!
TexnDoc, I think she is case in point why there should be free health care!
Is it wrong for a man to have sugarbaby or a woman to have sugardaddy?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^~~www.Sugardaddychat.com ~~ ^-^ it's the biggest sugar dating for beautiful woman and rich man!
She may be crazy but what's the excuse of the "reporters" an paps who follow her around and air her wacko stories? Are we THIS starved for news of celebrities???
Wow that's a whole lotta crazy all in one place.
See, this is what happens when you let crazy people (like myself) roam about in the world with no mental health services. 3 days is the max that insurance will pay. So even though I am bipolar, ocd, etc, I am walking beside you in the walmart, kmart, and anywhere else you go. We should probably be locked up indefinitely..but no matter what we do or how bad we freak out, they just keep throwing us right back into society to do some more damage. This woman has NOTHING on some of the amazing people I've bunked with in the nut ward. You people should be scared...very scared.
And this, dear voters, is why everyone DOES NOT deserve free healthcare.
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Oh no no, she NEEDS free healthcare, free MENTAL healthcare. This is what happens when you, as another poster mentioned, let out the crazy. What a great idea Reagan had.
The worlds population should submit the oral swab and get this shit over and done with!!! FFFS!!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 6:36pm.
She was also the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Not only that, I'll bet she can pinpoint Osama Bin Laden's exact whereabouts, and tell us what he had for dinner!
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i don't want to cause a big fuss, but i think it's only right to come forward and let the world know that i am the biological father of Michael's children, just thought you should know...
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Can she tell us who's buried in Grant's tomb?
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And this, dear voters, is why everyone DOES NOT deserve free healthcare.
Boy howdy! That is a strange world out there in that Hollywood. No wonder ole Cooter call it the land a fruits and nuts.
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So just any nutjob can call a "press conference" outside of their home, and reporters and media outlets will appear for the occasion?? Okaayyyy.....
Maybe I'll call a late evening one. If any of you have any specific Dlisted concerns you'd like me to address, let me know.
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After reading her myspace page, Bitch deserves to be hot slut... That dude from high school (Who is also Blanket's father) fucked her up for life when (if) he broke up with her!
She was also the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
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She has firsthand info about the ''Second Coming''
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Doggone. This here girl is crazier than a drunken mule at a barn dance !
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I'll bet she knows how many licks it takes to get the center of a Tootsie Pop.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElusional.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 6:15pm.
Does this make her a Mama Je'e? Ask her if she knows where Jimmy Hoffa is.
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