Monday, August 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Loco Mama
Do you love candy? Well, you will love it even more (sarcasm) after seeing this video of Loco Mama singing about a candy bra! At first I thought this was my Uncle Werner after getting the "Xtina Makeover" at the MAC counter! But Werner's chichis are bigger than that.
I have a feeling that Loco Mama has a hit on her hands. This is going to go double barf bag. It's going to sell more than all of Brooke Hogan's albums combined (that is saying nothing).
In other news, a ginge pussy, who might be Keyboard Cat , was just seen trying to jump off the 6th Street Bridge.
VIA Buzzfeed
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My eyes!!!
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
I found a great dating site=======Wealthyromance .com=========where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
I love Loco Mama! She reminds me of some of the gals that were at the August 1 - 2 Lughnasadh celebration here in witchy western-Massachusetts, sans cross of course.
@ dd - no i didnt see it. LOVE Cate Blanchett though!
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 11:04pm.
Yes, it's a whole series. Apparently enough women have killed in a moment of passion :)
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"crime of passion" is another way of saying "psychotic break" - imho.
Hey, have you seen "Babel"? I watched it today - it was so totally stressful. Saying "psychotic break" made me think of it. Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett are in it.
Yes Cheaters is totally staged. They film it in Dallas...so I recognize most of the sites :)
Yes, it's a whole series. Apparently enough women have killed in a moment of passion :)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:56pm.
@ DD - hahah. Snapped is a 30 min show on Oxygen and each one is dedicated to a woman who "snapped" and killed her lover/husband and/or the mistress of her lover/husband. ;)
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A whole show dedicated to that?! lol. or maybe not.
I hate that "CHEATERS" show cuz it's all staged.
@ DD - hahah. Snapped is a 30 min show on Oxygen and each one is dedicated to a woman who "snapped" and killed her lover/husband and/or the mistress of her lover/husband. ;)
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am i the last one here again?
MJT ~ what is "Snapped"? Chances are we've watched the show together...
Ya know, we've been married 16 years and he STILL doesn't have radar for things that piss me off.
@ dd - LOL. You should make him watch a few episodes of Snapped with you on Oxygen....maybe he'll quit working your nerves ;)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 10:32pm.
LOL at DD. Well now you know. It's disturbing. ;)
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Anecdotal to nothing....can I just tell you that the BH has had the entire day off and just about 1/2 hour ago he worked my second to last nerve. Right now, I'm on my last f-g one! Even the BH said last week while we were watching CNN that after 15 years taking out one's spouse should be a dismissable crime.
IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!!! (apparently, I annoy him as much as he annoys me).
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:37pm.
Chirio- I find meetings totally useless, every time. Nothing is accomplished, no one wants to be there, people ask dumb questions that have nothing to do with anything and there is always some fool sitting by or near me with bad breath or B.O.
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I *loved* staff meetings when I had a job. It was always such a GD freak show! After awhile, everyone was so freakin' predictable! I could always tell in advance who was going to object to what. I loved it when bitch fights broke out. Plus, when you go to a staff meeting, you can add it to your list of accomplishments for the year at evaluation time. Fu ck, if I got a cup of coffee, I added it to my "list of accomplishments"
LOL at DD. Well now you know. It's disturbing. ;)
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:02pm.
Anyone watching Obsessed? This guy is a crazy HOARDER. And I thought I was a pack rat. Crazy
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OMG. My bat signal is completely whack! The forum says its about 9:30 and it's 8:30 where I am, and I know that Obsessed doesn't come on until 10pm in my city...thanks for the head's up!
Seriously, i got in a weird time-warp and i can't get out!
*EDITED* Damn! I meant THIS place when I said "forum" - I should have used "The Main"
LOL.
hahaha. Trolls..noooo.. Everyone run!!!
ima hit the bed and watch tv/play a game that way I can be ready for some thinking tomorrow.
Goodnight everyone, sleep well and ignore the trolls.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by YellowMarigold on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 6:57pm.
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CAN YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE ITALICS IN YOUR SIGGIE!!!
If I wanted to see everything slanting on an angle I'd drink more.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
No race - you are not crazy. Things keep going italicized....I think it means the trolls are here. :)
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Are things looking italicized or am I crazy?
Chirio- Yes, my mind wanders too (Umm, should I get ice cream? Oh look, that shadow looks like a swan. Cool, maybe I will get a coke AND a Sprite. Hmm, what should I have for dinner. Toast, I like toast). Those are things I think of when in meetings. Ding Bat I am!
@Race: so true. I usually have meetings 3-4 times a day but thats over the phone and those too are useless. like 10 different things going on/10 different people talking over the other person, for that I just send an email of my input. Same shit different day kinda thing. but tomorrow I get to see faces. it'll be nice for a while seeing people but then I lose interest in conversations 2 hrs later. I usually live in my head. its safe there.
Coma Caca!!
ZOMG, Clarisse, now it's my turn to girl-crush on you...anyone who does rescue, knows "The Little Prince" AND loves "The Princess Bride" deserves to be placed on a pedestal and worshipped!
Edited for spelling 'cause I'm OCD like that.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Chirio- I find meetings totally useless, every time. Nothing is accomplished, no one wants to be there, people ask dumb questions that have nothing to do with anything and there is always some fool sitting by or near me with bad breath or B.O.
@ clarisse - I love the princess bride...i swear if they remake that movie I will commit mass homicide. Cary Elwes was delicious in that movie.
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MissJane,
Whenever I hear of Desperado, I think of my first girl “tingle” movie!!!! Desperado with Alex McArthur !!! Puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
JustJack!!!!
The Princess Bride makes me laugh like a moron!!! I’m cute, so I get away with it!
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When I cannot find myself
And wish that I were someone else
I listen to him talkin’
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 9:00pm.
Chirio!!!
Oh hell! That reminds me of "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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Ive seen it a million times and still think its funny.
So unfortunately I have to go into the office tomorrow. some "onsite meeting", probably for some crappy #s that dont make sense which means I'll be thinking about the meaning of life. I told the boss, "sure I'll be there, but you treat lunch for us". ha! anyone find meetings a waste?
Coma Caca!!
Smurf - the british accent is panty dropping. Agreed.
I dont think Antonio is hot now, but 10 years ago....meow.
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MJT, I think is the accent. I find hiss accent annoying as hell. I love a man with an accent just not Hispanic accent, probably because is my accent , even tho i speak 10 times better than Antonio. I am a sucker for French & Ukr's accents
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Anyone watching Obsessed? This guy is a crazy HOARDER. And I thought I was a pack rat. Crazy.
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Chirio!!!
Oh hell! That reminds me of "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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When I cannot find myself
And wish that I were someone else
I listen to him talkin’
@ smurf! You don't love Antonio???????? OH god, I used to watch Desperado over and over and over again. *droooool*
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Wooooooooot! Just got a coupin (ala Ron White) for 3 free pair of Victoria Secrets panties!!!
Music to an unemployed gals ears!
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When I cannot find myself
And wish that I were someone else
I listen to him talkin’
I am trying to whore out Hollyweird men. I am taking out my rage on them. hahaha yeah I cant stand him either.
Coma Caca!!
Chirio: you change Avies more Than i change undewear (not really) but you move too fast for this hor.
I can't fucking stand Banderas, sorry. He's been in Hollyweird for how long? that accent kills me. :P
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Hi JusJack...no not tonight ( I wish). otherwise I'll send drunk emails dont wanna go there this wk. ha.
Is it me or is this shit in italics??/
Coma Caca!!
My name is José Antonio Domínguez Banderas, I will melt you with my accent and eyes. My eyes will strip you naked and my accent will make you scream. Ooo si si si si. soy un papi rico, rico sin dinero. Suaveeeeee, ricooooooo!
Coma Caca!!
Chirio, are you getting your drunk on already?
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 1:42pm.
So, BH is going through his parents garage, they have TONS of old vinyl records. Mint condition. He's going to sell some of them on Ebay.
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M.E.!! Please post a link to his auctions. I still have vinyl from 25 years ago!
what what in the butt.
Coma Caca!!
Is it wrong for a man to have sugarbaby or a woman to have sugardaddy?
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^~~ www.Sugardaddychat.com ~~ ^-^ it's the biggest sugar dating for beautiful woman and rich man!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:01pm.
Jazzy - I cannot figure out what body part I'm staring at in your avie!?!?
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I thought it was an xray of molars!!
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My dog: the original wonk eye.
EEG, it is beautiful but I think we take it for granted, I ve pobably been to the beach once this year.
Have a great night jazz!
JJ seriously jelly of your local.
Ciao!
Ok, time to go. Talk to you all tomorrow.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:52pm.
Do Not ask about my quick answer to kegels JJ.
20 seconds or less.
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*Dances back over to EEG's table.*
*Tosses off loin cloth*
Do Not ask about my quick answer to kegels JJ.
20 seconds or less.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 5:44pm.
You are not a vegan are you?
I prefer the jerkey bottoms MK posted a few days back.
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I prefer to just lay down some gentle kisses on areas shown on my avie. Beef jerky better for relaxing afterward.