Brit Brit Is Missing Something
Here's Our Lady of Cheetos looking lovely in an outfit from "The American Gladiators Cocktail Dress Collection" at yesterday's Pedophiles' Dream Awards. While looking at these pictures of Brit, I got hongray for a giant turkey leg, but I also got a little concerned about her eyebrow situation. I just felt like it could be better and then it HIT ME like an angry Chris Brown. Bitch needs some weave brows!
A couple of months ago, I posted a very important video of some trick showing off her beautiful weave brows to the world, Well, it looks like the weave brow movement is finally taking off (not really) and they need Brit Brit to be the face of it! Brit can even get orange ones, so it looks like tiny Cheeto dingles are stuck to her face. Absolutely beautiful.
Below is video of the newest member of the weave brow movement. Homegirl (insert giant question mark here) knows the importance of eyebrows. They are so important to her that she even took a few dollars out of her "dick chopping fund" to pay for these weave brows!
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She looked good before she lost her mind and started doing drugs. Now she looks better than she did when she was crazy but fOr the love of god!! GET RID OF THE WEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Her natural hair and a face framing bob or style of some sort would be 1000X more flattering. I dunno maybe she keeps it because she wants to but I see girls in my hood that wear wigs and weaves that look a million times better than that mess on her head. o.0
"do unto others as you want done unto you "
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 7:27pm.
What has Christina done lately? Don't get me wrong, I love her as well but just asking an honest question. I haven't heard much of her music since she came out with her "Back to Basics" album...I personally thought "Stripped" was her best album....how I miss the "dirrrrty" days!
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Sorry for the late reply.
Christina is working on her new album which will come out end of this year/sometime next. Which is why she's been keeping quiet. She likes to hide away when she's working on her music.
She filmed a PSA 'From Hunger To Hope'
She starts filming her parts for Burlesque in November.
I love Stripped, but I love "Back to Basics" more. It really showed her voice of more IMO. 'Make Me Wanna Pray' and 'Mercy On Me' are the best of the album.
Christina Aguilera's A.P.E Radio Channel has been launched! Listen here http://www.aperadio.com/index2.html
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
I found a great dating site=======Wealthyromance .com=========where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
I found a great dating site=======Wealthyromance .com=========where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
She peaked way too early. It's all downhill now :(
Brit's washed out as a light blonde. She should have her colorist take her into a darker honey blonde/light warm brown shade.
Her stubby brows that seem to quit just about above the pupils remind me of the way the late Princess Diana's brows were becoming. It's a off-putting look that needs a little work with a deft brow putty or pencil.
Soooo, what can I say about her that I haven't said before? ... That mascara really brings out the FAS. There.
I found a great dating site - it's called GOFUCKURSELF you fucking whores who keep posting this fucking dating site shit for desperate losers like yourselves. I hope you die from crotch rot.
The first words that sprang to mind when I saw these pics of Shitters was HAM HOCKS.
Wow. I always wondered what eyes with no soul behind them looked like...
DreamyAguileraEyes, honest question: does it annoy you that X-tina doesn't get as many accolades as Brit?
I'm not being sarcastic or anything.
I do feel really upset that the people, whom I consider talented, never get any recognition when award season comes, so I am trying to figure out if it's the same feeling you have when I see Goldfrapp or Chungking not evenbeing famous here in America!
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Not at all.
Britney may get more awards but Christina gets industry respect and I consider that more important.
Let Britney get TCA's, it leaves the Grammys for Christina. ;0)
Talent will win in the end.
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What has Christina done lately? Don't get me wrong, I love her as well but just asking an honest question. I haven't heard much of her music since she came out with her "Back to Basics" album...I personally thought "Stripped" was her best album....how I miss the "dirrrrty" days!
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
Oh come on MK you know you love Britney. she never looked better. Fab in my book.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 11:41am.
I peed in the shower this morning.
I don't know if anybody has seen this but:
Pee in the shower and save the rainforest.
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/08/pee-in-the-shower-save-the-rainf...
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but but but... i take BATHS!
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I found a great dating site_____Wealthyromance .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Shitters is one of those people that is just uncomfortable in her own skin. No amount of expensive clothes, shoes and makeup can hide that.
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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
Funny how they came up with a "new" award when she won NONE of the 3 the people actualy got to vote on. Imagine that, ANOTHER PITY AWARD. When will it end ?? Whats next?? cleanest hair ?? Best mother ?? Give me a break.
At least the TEENS are smarter than her fans and know REAL talent when they hear it.
Hard to believe I ever thought she was pretty.
Her face has minimal bone structure, her arms have cellulite, her legs are dumpy and she has a massive scar on one of her wrinkly knees.
Ick.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 1:51pm.
OT(fuck this Britney talk!)
DreamyAguileraEyes, honest question: does it annoy you that X-tina doesn't get as many accolades as Brit?
I'm not being sarcastic or anything.
I do feel really upset that the people, whom I consider talented, never get any recognition when award season comes, so I am trying to figure out if it's the same feeling you have when I see Goldfrapp or Chungking not evenbeing famous here in America!
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Not at all.
Britney may get more awards but Christina gets industry respect and I consider that more important.
Let Britney get TCA's, it leaves the Grammys for Christina. ;0)
Talent will win in the end.
Christina Aguilera's A.P.E Radio Channel has been launched! Listen here http://www.aperadio.com/index2.html
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
brit brit's face is so doughy.
Shitney DOES deserve a lifetime achievement award. If it weren't for her bumping and grinding at 16 and 17, those poor little girls would have no poles to dance with. Or something.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
OT(fuck this Britney talk!)
DreamyAguileraEyes, honest question: does it annoy you that X-tina doesn't get as many accolades as Brit?
I'm not being sarcastic or anything.
I do feel really upset that the people, whom I consider talented, never get any recognition when award season comes, so I am trying to figure out if it's the same feeling you have when I see Goldfrapp or Chungking not evenbeing famous here in America!
Christ-will someone send this hillbilly back to to the trailer park once and for all?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Holy cankles Batman!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 11:19am.
She received a lifetime acheivement award!?!?
FOR WHAT!?!? Lip synching and gyrating her fucking hips?
FUCK THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!
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For being a role model to prostiteens and giving randy old pepaws wet dreams.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 11:19am.
She received a lifetime acheivement award!?!?
FOR WHAT!?!? Lip synching and gyrating her fucking hips?
FUCK THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!
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It was bunch of pre teens and teens voting for her to help her with her 'comeback' what to you expect?
Christina Aguilera's A.P.E Radio Channel has been launched! Listen here http://www.aperadio.com/index2.html
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
I like the dress she's wearing...just not on her.
Christina Aguilera's A.P.E Radio Channel has been launched! Listen here http://www.aperadio.com/index2.html
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
All the cash she has she always looks so trashy even when they try to make her look decent. That dress is way too tight for her body, it made her body so massculin. She should have dress like kim kardashin or fergie and even Miley.
@DD and Race
At the risk of getting flames to a crackly crunch, I would like to add Woody Allen to the list.
*runs into burrow and hides*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Britney is missing something...
Yeah, a brain, self respect, intelligence, her youth, any semblance of beauty. You take your pick...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Diamond- YES, how could I have forgotten Spade!
it was DD's BH not M.E.s
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:38pm.
Good list.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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The Kelly McGillis thing, M.E. Sorry I'm just really interested now, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:34pm.
Yes, David Spade.
No, can't find anything more current about Tom & Kelly. Maybe CO$ has killed the stories.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus- Danny DeVito, Jason Alexander, Trent Reznor, one of my co-workers, Ryan Seacrest (he wears lifts like Cruise/ Stallone to appear taller ), Stallone, and Verne Troyer
Hmm. I don't know... Outing people is something that's really not done in the gay community -- unless you're that bottom feeder Perez.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:31pm.
Add Tom Cruise to the list of annoying shrimpy men.
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Besides Chris Kattan and Jeremy Piven, who else is on the list?
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David Spade?
Hi Momus,
that story was from April. She was on today/this morning. Shit. Maybe she wanted to tell everyone AGAIN that she's lesbian cuz maybe she doesn't have a girlfriend yet.
I don't understand why that article refers to her as "gay." She's not a man!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:31pm.
Add Tom Cruise to the list of annoying shrimpy men.
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Besides Chris Kattan and Jeremy Piven, who else is on the list?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:28pm.
Can someone find a link to this tom cruise accusation from big kelly? I looked all over the interwebs and I can't find anything about it. I would think Harvey at TMZ would be on that shit like flies on a ribroast.
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No. I've tried. The only thing to do is to keep watching CNN for that AJ Hammer dude. It was a Showbiz Tonight segment. The BH admitted he could have misinterpreted, but he says he definitely heard the words "gay" and "Tom Cruise" in the same sentence. If Kelly were talking about being a LESBIAN, why the hay would she need to mention Tom Cruise? Anyway, off to Home Depot to buy a 2 x 4 in case the BH heard it incorrectly.
Stoney - BH fucking with me on what?
Add Tom Cruise to the list of annoying shrimpy men.
Tom Cruise / Kelly McGillis story at
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b121492_tom_cruise_top_gun_c...
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:24pm.
It's one thing to be in the closet, it's a complete other thing to pay some chick to be in love with you and flaunt your shit around the world and marry and "knock her up" within a month and then jump on a couch because you love her so much and think the world buys it.
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I started hatin' on him the day he spewed the crazy (his eyes were Charlie Manson-psycho!) on Matt Lauer. Then someone linked up a picture of Lisa McPherson (death by Scientology) and then I was really on the hatin' train.
Can someone find a link to this tom cruise accusation from big kelly? I looked all over the interwebs and I can't find anything about it. I would think Harvey at TMZ would be on that shit like flies on a ribroast.
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"F*CK OFF!" -- Harvey Yorke Price
OMG DD, she' so fug and chinless, go back to the Menz, Kelly, you look like shit!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Secret Original on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 12:22pm.
I've never seen anyone look so different one day to the next. Or even one photo to the next.
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Maybe they really are fembots, and the real Britney is helplessly being held captive by Dr. Evil for ONE - MILLION - DOLLARS!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
The BH LOVES/defends Tom Cruise. My heart stops every time "Top Gun" or "A Few Good Men" is on the tele, because that's what's gonna be going on for the next 2 hours.
Is it just me or does Brit Brit look a little meth in the face in the main pic?
It's one thing to be in the closet, it's a complete other thing to pay some chick to be in love with you and flaunt your shit around the world and marry and "knock her up" within a month and then jump on a couch because you love her so much and think the world buys it.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."