Pole Wars: Miley VS Noah
At last night's Teen Choice Awards, the Princess of Prostitots showed all the little kiddies how the Cyrus' do it by working a pole on top of an ice cream cart. Yes, a pole on an ice cream cart. Thank you, Miley, for giving PedoBear a brilliant business idea. PedoBear's "Shake It For a Cone" ice cream cart coming soon! Don't got any coins for an ice cream treat? That's ok! Just get up on that pole and do it Cyrus-style! Seriously, God, it's okay if you want to push that red button already. I think we've seen it all here. Or have we.....?
Last week, I posted some pictures of Miley's 9-year-old sister Noah posing around a pole at some party, Well, there's video! Here's Noah and her friends swinging around a pole while grown-men watch. I. CAN'T. I. CANNOT. Okay, that button needs to be pressed NOW!
And why would I not be surprised if Rhode Island's Cheaters Strip Club sent out a recruiter to the Cyrus family home?
Here's some pictures from last night of Miley, Billy Ray, Noah and her friends. I didn't know Noah was a Ramones fan! I can't wait for her cover of "The KKK Took My Baby Away."
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I just read the blog seh post the occult conspiracy miley/noah cyrus thing..And Im seriously scar/ed Shit made me feel like throwing up after it,outta all things I've read/seen this is by far the most disturbing and it had to be about a disney product.
Fuck,That guy that post it has seriously made me think.lol
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
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hee hee silk stalkings...chris hanson probably has his team manning the computers on this one...there's a woman over 18 as we speak writing LOL,LOL,LOL to the dads that are standing in front of the stripper pole drinking, texting, and taking photos while there tweens dance...WHERE'S THE SWEET TEA THOUGH (sheepishly exiting after my billionth post of the day)...it would be awesome if police showed up...DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW
Oh shit, am I gonna be on To Catch a Predator for watching that kiddie porn?
That music was straight out of a club scene from an old Silk Stalkings episode or something.
The sexualization, degradation, exploitation and dumbing down of children and thus society continues. Why do you supposed 'they' are building government warehouses all over the US? The day of reckoning will soon be upon us because this just ain't RIGHT!! What is this?!? A prostitot party??? Where the FUCK are these stupid parents' brains????
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As a soon to be 23 year old, I agree with finderskeepers.
Shit hit the fan after Nickelodeon went from Sabrina to Drake and Josh, and Disney from Sister Sister to Hannah Montana. Miley, regardless of what she wants to be, is a corporation. She needs to consider her fans. When your name is a brand, you don't get as many liberties (in public at least) as the average person. She makes money from 8 and 9 year old fans- be loyal to your fan base. No more naked pics released to the public, and wear decent clothing for events. Being classy is timeless- being slutty is a flash in the pan that you will soon regret. 6 years from now, she'll look ridiculous to herself, if she is self aware at all.
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WHAT THE FUCK!?!???! What the fuck is Miley Cyrus doing on a stripper pole? This is Hannah Montana and my 8 year old loves her!
If they don't have any respect for their own children than the Cyrus parents should at least have respect for the millions of little girls who idolize her!
Adults did not make this girl a star, little kids did. They want the show, the movie, the dolls, the clothes, and all the other paraphenelia associated with Hannah Montana.
Where are the "ADULTS" who are supposed to be in charge here?? Why is anyone allowing this child to pose as a stripper???Even if she were an adult, consider he AUDIENCE, they are little children!!!
People joke about Uncle Walt not allowing Annette to wear a bikini and having strict control on his kis stars, but at least he respected the audiencs of children and didn't try to turn them into kiddie porn.
Billy Ray Cyrus get my nomination as WORST DAD of the YEAR!!!!!
i'm back...but it's not about the video. it's already been said (better) here but FUUUUUCK...i hate how the studios and the parents think the whole "good girl gone bad" is such a unique and subtle marketing tool and way to manipulate us/and or make sure we talk about them...it would be way more original at this point(better for the impending and cruel death of us as a society) to debut the newest star as the world's biggest tween slut sucking cock live at a jonas brothers concert complete with DVDA who THEN becomes a re-born virgin and is given her own disney show
I used to watch Nickaloden when I was kid. It was more wholesome back than. I remember when these groups of kids sat under a jungle gym got green slime on their heads. Nick at nite used to be old tv show from the 50-70's.
Disney to me was Pollyana, Parent Trap and Bambi
Noah? Thats this here girls name? Well no wunder she up there scrathin on that pole like a coon hound with fleas. She tryin to convince everone shes a girl!
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Do you have an age limit on Hot Sluts? Noah cracks me up and it does a heart good to see the audience sitting stone cold during Miley's "production".
ouch!! my poor ears will never be the same!
@finderskeepers
I know! I grew up with Nickelodeon being in its prime and the shows today just depress me when it comes to what today's youth watch.
I loved Clarissa and Sabrina!
Speaking from the grand old age of 23, things have changed...
As HOTSLUT says, seriously MTV is to blame for this shit,
When I was 11-16 I watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch, a pretty wholesome tv show, you know, like, she made me want to study and have aunts like Helda and Zelda... and kinda, you know, try to be a good person.
These new kids on the block have been brought up with Cribs, Sweet Sixteen, Laguna Beach and all that other consumer bull shit. It's all about showing off and getting attention. Everything is about how "hot" you look. They know all the most expensive brands of make up and clothes. They use sunbeds and are for all purposes, spoilt little shits whose worth is measured by a.) how many girls are jealous of them and b.) the male attention they receive
This is by no means a new thing, but it has become a hell of a lot more prevalent.
This world is seriously going to shit. I place the major change as circa 2003. Others opinions are welcomed.
BTW, this redneck family make me sick. They are scum of the worst kind.
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The 2 girls w/long black hair were way into the dance pole .
Damn, how bad an employer is Disney if all their tweenybop cash-cows are turning up the whore-meters in order to get out of their contracts? Yowsa!
HAHA! I was front row at the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS and the pictures I got from my IPHONE look like Miley is working that pole. I turned to my date MEGAN FOX and said "looks like you got some comp in the slutty new Hollywood girl catagory!" MEGAN lets me say those things because she is afraid of me and my FACEBOOK popularity since I have the #1 YOUTUBE SERIES RIGHT NOW!
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So this is probably my 17th post on this today (i really will try to slow it down)...and that video of the "young they thought it was a maypole" girls is stuck with me today...the more i watch it it looks like a couple of the girls (pink dress and white shirt/blue skirt) are WOOORKIN their moves...the girl in the pink at one point runs across the stage to grab the pole and swing around (and not in a i'm playing around kinda way) watch when they interact with the taller blonde girl with the bow on the front of her dress..she looks scared and shy--it's obvious she's not "stripping"...she's the only one that's not going to be on hollywood blvd. in five years...and somebody needs to tell miss blue and white it was not her birthday and stop hogging the attention....SORRY...that family disgusts me but i think i'm done for the day
So how far is Child Protective Services going to let this go, until Billy Ray start setting up "private" dances with his girls and uber-rich foreign businessmen. Oh wait I think I just gave him an idea.
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Unbelievable. Will there ever be any decency in this world again? It certainly looks like Miley may be headed down the same road as Brittany. I cannot believe their father allowed that. casino en ligne
At 16, my parents would not let me out of the house wearing that skirt, never mind letting me perform in front of millions of people. Modesty is dead in our society, and it pisses me off. The future is so bleak.
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hotslutoftheday - thanks for the info - that is SO DISTURBING!!! This shit has to stop!!!! What the hell is going on in this world?
And these people are supposed to be Christians? What fu**ing hypocrites! This is utterly beyond sickening all around. This deserves the "WTF" award of the century. I wouldn't be surprised if these were Paris Hilton's children since this is probably their future (but let's hope she doesn't reproduce!!), but these a-holes profess to be Christians? Um, hello??!!! I don't think it says anywhere in the Bible that your 16 year old should dress like a hollywood blvd. crackwhore with a skirt that barely covers her naughty bits or that your 9 year old should begin training to be a pole dancer. This is so beyond disgusting, I am in shock!
Can't we all just hit a bong??
We shouldn't let this cuntry-fried prostitot tear us Dlisters apart. I think we can all agree to disagree like Race Bannon said earlier.
hotslutoftheday- I couldnt agree with you more, its actually really disturbing and scary
Thanks Sibsi and I am happy to be here!
ITA about the hypocrisy of what these two hetero parents are allowing their kids to do in the home and as performers and yet two homo parents couldn't even have an opportunity to warp their adopted kids. LOL! Btw, no matter our sexual preferences, all of us fuck up as parents in one way or another. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*holds head in shame for being one of them chicks screaming and dancing the achy breaky concerts during his mullet tight jean basketball hitop days*
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Filthy, disgusting, outright inappropriate. The other day when a comment on here said they're going to start mainstreaming pedophilia I agreed and wow, it's happening faster and more overtly than even I expected. There's no excuse for this shit. I'm over pop culture if this is really what has become acceptable. I'm livid over this shit. It's funny that Miley and "her people" are so cautious when dealing with that Pedobear stalker she has, and yet they parade her around like this and even get her little sister in on the action. It's amazing to me that more sickos haven't been arrested for stalking her as it seems like the natural progression when they encourage her to sexually objectify herself. Of course, naturally she's rewarded with 5 Teen Choice awards.
I was reading an article about this type of shit and I'll paraphrase it here. I don't care who agrees or disagrees. Opinions are subjective. The rampant pedophilia and the hypocrisy of our media is evident and if you're awake you notice it everyday.
"Society will continue to condemn and punish some pedophilia and child porn, while at the same time conditioning the public to its eventual acceptance......"
Schools are teaching children to have sex as young as age 13 (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/5806691/NHS-tells-school-children-o...)
MTV has taught a generation of young girls to believe their whole value derives from how "hot" they are. Having an adult lover would be the ultimate status symbol.
"Wholesome" tween role models like Miley Cyrus (whose favorite TV show is "Sex and the City") "accidentally" pose in sexually provocative ways."
Child molesters who idolize this teenager and her sister don't have access to them but they do have access to the vulnerable little girls who live in our towns and go to school and play outside and the more we pretend girls acting like Miley and her sister is the norm or acceptable the more we're putting every day girls at risk by cultivating a pedophiles fantasies on network TV.
That's my rant for the day.
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@Race
Really Forum Trolls?!? But remember you're whole argument was the fact that I had been here less than even a few hours? LMAO!
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 2:09pm.
Bree- That seems to be a bit of a racist comment, given the fact that I am certain you know that I am a gay man, since you are such an esteemed regular on this site.
I think I will just let you lob insults and English syntax advice upon me and I will leave you and your little friend to carry on.
Never once, did I say I was above anyone on this site, your words honey, not mine.
Carry on and find another poster to pick on and give your dynamic Dlisted and English pedigree to.
Thanks! Toodles.
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First off, how is it racist if you're GAY? I also did not know you were gay, nor do I care. If I had anything against gays, would I be reading a website hosted by one?
You didn't have to say it, you acted like it.
I normally don't "attack" people, but you and your holier-than-thou attitude asked for it.
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 2:09pm.
Passionate, welcome aboard too!
Your post was really an interesting read and I hope you stick around.
I'm generally a very moderate type, but when I see situations like this one, it gives me pause and I go on conspiracy theory mode, because it just seems OFF?
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I am the same way. That link posted earlier was way more informative than I imagined it being. It was very interesting to say the least. Pretty disturbing as well. I am officially permanently creeped out by the ENTIRE Cyrus clan now lol
Bree- That seems to be a bit of a racist comment, given the fact that I am certain you know that I am a gay man, since you are such an esteemed regular on this site.
I think I will just let you lob insults and English syntax advice upon me and I will leave you and your little friend to carry on.
Never once, did I say I was above anyone on this site, your words honey, not mine.
Carry on and find another poster to pick on and give your dynamic Dlisted and English pedigree to.
Thanks! Toodles.
Passionate, welcome aboard too!
Your post was really an interesting read and I hope you stick around.
I'm generally a very moderate type, but when I see situations like this one, it gives me pause and I go on conspiracy theory mode, because it just seems OFF?
Apologies for the overly long post about "The Powers That Be" from earlier, but that's usually my perspective when I read anything that appears to be a staged situation such as this 'lovely' dance off.
As a crazy man once asked: who does this piece of news benefit?
In this case? Looks like pedophiles and such.
They are looking for approval from society, by attempting to make current * and future * parents believe a (very) young girl and a pole are wholesome entertainment, because GOSH darn it!They are good Christians and all that.
Hillbilly Cyrus would never allows anything satanic such as child prostitution to happen right under his roof, right?
Meanwhile, great parents, who might be a same sex couple, are not allowed to adopt/raise children of their own.
Yup, it's a fucked up world.
lol forum troll? I've been here a lot longer than you, I am certainly not a troll.
I just have an opinion that you seem to disagree with. I guess that's too bad for you.
@Antie
*Hangs head in shame*
drcocks- No, it was actually SeH that I was initially speaking to about the whole matter, since they were the one who posted the link.
I am not really outspoken, other than on this thread and I think one other threadsince my arrival here.
I need no apologies from you nor anyone actually. I stated an opinion and the whole thing has been blown out of proportion by myself and two other people.
Credit to SeH for not getting all bent out of shape like the two people who were not even addressed by me initially.
The only thing I do agree with is that everyone is entitled to an opinion, and I may have forgotten that in repsonding to what many people have told me are Forum Trolls, looking to start arguements since the Forum is closed.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 1:56pm.
Bree- Considering I am a man, I will not be putting on big girl panties, and secondly my error in spelling is due to having a job that I am also working in adddion to posting, so if I happen to have typos or spelling errors, it is not due to me not knowing how to spell, it is due to doing a few things simultaneously, but thank you for being the Dlisted spelling police, as I was told on one of my very first days here posting, when I corrected someone's repeatedly misspelled words, that the spelling police is not appreciated, not necessary.
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Well you certainly act like you have a twat between your legs. My mistake :)
Maybe you should get back to that job of yours instead of trying to capture "pedophiles" on a gossip site.
Love the giant run-on sentence, by the way. You are welcome.
Considering you don't like me telling you what to do, I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell me, someone who has been here two years or so, how to conduct myself here. I know how. My comment wasn't so much about your spelling as it was about your pious attitude. If you're going to piss on people you think are "below" you, then maybe you should at least spell it right in the process.
Submitted by donnamartin91 on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 1:55pm.
Glad to hear it's a fake picture. THANKS FOR THE PROPER DISCLAIMER! DO THESE CAPS MAKE MY POST LOOK SMALL?
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TWAT?! I CUNT HEAR YOU! I HAVE AN EAR INFUCKTION.
Oh well, I'll finger it out later....
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Shame on yas! Fightin bout this little country fried floozie. She aint worth it. Come on, lets kiss and make out!
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such fighting! can we all just agree that she's a whore and will be toofless and knocked up by the age of 16?
Hey Race, I am the one you responded to earlier and I didn't mean to disappear, I just left to eat lunch and when I came back all hell had broke loose on this thread. I rarely post but I do read the comments and although you are outspoken you are never rude to others. I am sorry you seem to have been attacked for having a very legitimate concern about child pornography. Also, I was under the impression we had agreed not to complain about spelling, grammar, etc.
Bree- Considering I am a man, I will not be putting on big girl panties, and secondly my error in spelling is due to having a job that I am also working in adddion to posting, so if I happen to have typos or spelling errors, it is not due to me not knowing how to spell, it is due to doing a few things simultaneously, but thank you for being the Dlisted spelling police, as I was told on one of my very first days here posting, when I corrected someone's repeatedly misspelled words, that the spelling police is not appreciated, not necessary.
@Sibsi
Thanks! I've been a reader of the comments for this site for a while and I got motivated today.
@Bree
Glad to hear it's a fake picture. THANKS FOR THE PROPER DISCLAIMER! DO THESE CAPS MAKE MY POST LOOK SMALL?
Bannon, it was a typo.
I'm truly sowy!
Sometimes I'm too concerned with highlighting someone's name that I end up misspelling it.
Submitted by Race Bannon on Mon, 08/10/2009 - 1:48pm.
Whatever you ladies want to think, keep up your defense of the whole matter because I am done. Here: You are all right, I am wrong. Enjoy your victory over what? I stated an opinion to another poster, who happened to disappear after the whole thing started, so they obviously didn't really care as much as the two people attacking me. I am wrong, thank you for pointing it out.
Bree- I do not think you need to be telling me what to do, thaks very much.
Enjoy your day, as I am not going to become intrenched in some ridiculous war on a gossip site. I already engaged more than I should have in the first place.
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You stated your opinion, I stated mine. Now put on the big girl panties and move along.
And if you're going to try to use "big girl" words, at least spell them right. ENTRENCHED.
Sibsi- I am not sure if you are addressing me or not, but if you are, and I only say this in a kind manner, my dlisted name is Race Bannon, not Baron.
To Sibsi:
Some will yeah but probably not most. They may just screen stuff first and ff through the racy stuff.
Thing is, the Southern Baptist Convention and many other religious groups did try to boycott ABC and Disney years ago but it was over gay and lesbian issues. The irony is they spoke of the slippery slope of fear that tolerance of that will lead to tolerance of pedophilia and changing those laws. Technically, many groups are trying to change laws that kids 14 and up should be considered consenting adults so adults over 18 who have sex with them or view their pictures won't be charged and labeled as sex offenders. I am not even trying to compare apples with oranges here because consenting adults are consenting adults and children are children as the law stands. However, the philosophy and logic seems to make some sense. Truly, there is a major difference between an oversexed spoiled teen whore and a prepubescent violated victim but it all begs deeper thought.
Not to be all in for debate here BUT I am avoiding my Stats schoolwork (lol!) but we should ask ourselves, where is the line? Were they right?
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I left Mario for MichaelK...
Whatever you ladies want to think, keep up your defense of the whole matter because I am done. Here: You are all right, I am wrong. Enjoy your victory over what? I stated an opinion to another poster, who happened to disappear after the whole thing started, so they obviously didn't really care as much as the two people attacking me. I am wrong, thank you for pointing it out.
Bree- I do not think you need to be telling me what to do, thaks very much.
Enjoy your day, as I am not going to become intrenched in some ridiculous war on a gossip site. I already engaged more than I should have in the first place.