Xtina And Child
Yesterday in Los Angeles, Xtina put on her day make-up (3 pounds of creamy foundation made from the blended down skins of virgins and six layers of the Mattel-brand lacquer they use to paint Barbie's lips) to take Baby Max out shopping for clothes. Baby Max had to wear sunglasses to hide a tiny black eye. It happens. You have too much to drink and accidentally bump into an annoying ass coffee table while crawling to your crib. Kids do it all the time.
But somebody should have told Max that he could have easily covered up that black eye just by wiping against his mother's cheek. BAM! Just like that, black eye concealed! Maybe he already knew this, but didn't want to waste one full day soaking his face in a bowl of paint remover and vinegar just to get all the make-up off.
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the boy could be as well 16, or 25 or 30, 40 whatever - he looks like that. no offense, but that wouldn't be a kid for me.
ps: who is that dumb to ink their own name(stylish written) on their neck? steve-o did it better, i guess.
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Kate's Hudson's kid and this kid are the most unattractive babies/toddlers of celeb kids.
Kate's Hudson's kid and this kid are the most unattractive babies/toddlers of celeb kids.
The hubby is ugly but this is a lasting couple. Doesn't ugly and pretty make cute anyway??!!
Reveal your fate: www.celebpsychic.com
the kid looks like a combo of both of them...and that's all i'm gonna say about that...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
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That's one FUUUGLY FAMILY. THE KID IS UGLY BUT CONSIDER HIM LUCKY, CONSIDERED THE LOOKS OF HIS PARENTS. TRANNY CLOWN AND DORK SUPREME.
Ano ~ are you going to come to Sassy's or not?
lol @ "RandomIndianguyinabar"
Yup, that's the one if I'm not mistaken. Thanks Jizz...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Anorexorcist on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 11:21pm.
hey lory
i oughta kick jizz's ass in front of all these strangers. he done used his mind powers to shut the forum down. now look at us. homeless and posting under christina aguielera.
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I know, right? The humiliation is complete!!! I feel so naked and exposed... like that time... never mind... I am at Antie's forum. Jizz says he is at Sassy's. I think that's the one someone sent me the link to my inbox eons ago? Anyway, you gonna post there too?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
helllllloooo thhherrree peeeoooppplllee.
yeah i'm bored.
I love her
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trust everyone, but not the devil inside them.
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/index.php
i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous free interracial dating site sugarscupid. c o m
.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
I triple posted by accident.
I'm getting sleeeeeeepppeeeee
anytime you edit a post on hte main, it bumps it to the top. every time.
i was messing with the edit in my post about crashing on auntie's couch and working the farm and it reposted it at the top.
I am at sassy's forum still.
a little while ago, i SAVED A BUNNY! I thought the cat had a bird - it was screeching - and I went outside to the patio and it was this bunny the size of a muffin. He was screaming for his life. I chased him around the yard and opened the gate so he could be free. I totally can't figure out how he got in the yard. He would have been #3 if I hadn't stopped evil kitty!
oh FFS!
what were you omgoding at?
Submitted by Anorexorcist on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 11:21pm.
now look at us. homeless and posting under christina aguielera.
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that's the WORST part of all.
omg
hey lory
i oughta kick jizz's ass in front of all these strangers. he done used his mind powers to shut the forum down. now look at us. homeless and posting under christina aguielera.
If only Sherry could be here. She could finally talk to her jizzball.
just sayin'
ohhhhhhhh hot august night....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmP43qsAXvk
It's Love, Brother Love's say Brother Love's
Traveling Salvation Show.
Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies and
everyone goes 'cause everyone knows Doctor Love's show
Hallelujah
I miss all the Rogers!
I wouldn't fuck her with Roger's dick.
send me a real link, please....
*edited*
kthx
Hey Ano!!! XOXO!!! Missing you hot bitch!!! I even drank the bong water to make me feel like I'm with you guys!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
ANO! Are you fucking with me??? It says Muppet Central!
here it is!
http://forum.muppetcentral.com/forumdisplay.php?f=39
OMG. The Forum People were here! I want in to Sassy's forum. Saaaasssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
On topic: she's got a nice rack but she looks a complete bitch in that picture. I bet she has to throw away all her shirts after one wear because there's orange, black, pink shit all over them
OFF topic:
has anyone watched "megan wants a millionare" on vh1 with the rock of love cunt. i am-- right now and i want stab myself and puke shit all over the tv...she does not know what a goldigger is...she's giving all the guys shit like she's an incredible treasure sent from heaven...but they have the $$$...bitch should be praying to get on her knees for those losers...oh and watching brandi c. follow her around like a wil' lost puppy is fun too
that baby is breathtaking. (with a nod to seinfeld)
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Dayum, does this bitch ever smile?? Seriously, I haven't seen her smile in years. Maybe her makeup is too heavy? Kudos for focusing on her family though. But something tells me she's itching to revive her dormant career. Homegirl doesn't look like she's the housewife type.
Well, he's def much cuter than Gwen's fug sprog.
Looks like her child has a black eye. Or maybe he was farting around in her make-up drawers.
is that a buxton bag she is carrying? fug kid.
It's sad but she deserves some credit for at least looking clean. I don't know why some of these young stars feel it neccessary to walk around looking like shit. And they don't care. Beyonce is one of a small group that ALWAYS looks like a star. In these pics Christina looks like she took a shower right before she left the house.
And if her hair looks like shit, at least she has the decency to have on a cap. I honestly think she is sooo damn pretty. Or at least she would be if she scraped off some of that makeup. She and Jessica Simpson frustrate me because they are both naturally pretty girls. The more natural their makeup looks, the prettier they are. But yet they both insist on caking it on anyway.
I think that kid is kind of ugly.
That's awful.
Crap! that's one fugly kid.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
i'm here! wow that baby's really cute. that's my story and i'm sticking to it. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
burps...excuse me
Coma Caca!!
I'm back bitches, is anybody here?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous free interracial dating site sugarscupid. c o m
.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
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Michael getting some love on Gawker!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 8:26pm.
OT: Xtina is purdy
Submitted by Raul Duke on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 8:43pm.
Still rockin' the huge mommy boobs so who gives a fuck about the make up!
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yup
and yerp