What Gerard Butler Looks For In A Woman
Papa Joe better update Jessica Simpson's resume and immediately forward it to Gerard Butler, because it sounds like the two could be perfectly happy together if she catches him in the right mood. Manwhore Gerard not only wants a woman with succulent breasteses, but it also sounds like he might want one with pork rinds for brains! Gerard said:
"Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn't work, now I want a smart woman. Then you get a smart woman and you go no, that doesn't work so it's just killing me right now."
Oh, Gerry. Sometimes he says dumb things (don't we all) and sometimes he says smart things (don't look at me). Wait......AND he also has a really really amazing rack. Maybe Gerry's soulmate is himself? Match made!
Source (Thanks Michelle)
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LOL Race...sounds like a good night :)
on topic: MEN.
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He has to stop saying what we know dudes think.
A LOT of men want 'em dumb (read young) because they think they're low-maintenance (bj's in the McDonald's drive thru for a Happy Meal)
Paris, Britney, Lindsay, Jessica are rarely alone for long, and none are Rhodes scholars.
And you KNOW Jude Law probably thought he got a "dumb" one, and she's turning out to be quite the schemer...
Come on ladies...
You haven't had at least one that was dumb and hung?
You should try it, you might like it.
MJT- I only remember the first hour of dinner, after that, other than being at our friends place for a bit and Racer X heaving everywhere, I don't remember much.
We have both taken a vow of abstinence from alcohol for an unspecified period of time.
I finally had some soup 20 min ago, but Racer X is still fairly comatose!
I actually fel bad for him.
Glad you had a good time too! Glad you feel better.
I'm with mother on this one, I'd do him in a heartbeat, he's got that
"Russell Crowe thing going on.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Well Gerard Butler is dumb, as anyone who's read one of his lengthier interviews would probably agree-- so a dumb woman would make a more compatible mate for him. Although I'm sure a lot of PhD's would have no problem just being fuck buddies with him.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I'm still not seeing that movie.
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"The world needs a clothing line for Barstow pussy peddlers turned Reno strippers turned Texas trophy wives turned Boca retirees." ~ Michael K.
@ race - poor racer x. and to think you were worried about being the overserved one ;)
I just now was able to eat something. I was bordering on a hangover induced migraine. I FINALLY feel a little better.
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@ rotton_egg - wouldn't it be nice if guys always chose the latter as opposed to the former?
Tired of seeing good guys with dumb girls.
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MJT- I feel bad, but Racer X has hardly stirred today. He had a BAAAAAAD after dinner night.
(Hee, hee, he puked AND got peed on by our friends dog!)
Jessucka would turn the man off dumb chicks for good
LOL at kittytastrophe! it's guys like this and a massive dbag i met last night that make me not want to date ever again.
Hi Race! You must feel as good as I do today.
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-"Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 4:43pm."
Aye!!. I don't know how old he is, but he sure is far away from his 20's. Even if dudes have a not-so-hard time in Hollywood, he sure is approaching the age where women will see him for the airhead old dude he is and gold-diggers will start to stand in line.
He has two alternatives, one is to keep the airhead bimbos with amazing plastic tits BUT keep his nut sack trimmed and his money well hidden in the bank OR look for a nice stable relationship and a smart woman with her own money, lots of patience and sense of humor to keep up with him.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
So, he wants someone on his level, right?
Off topic: My head still hurts!Oooooooooooo.
I can speak "male" so let me attempt to translate Gerry's desire. Basically he wants massive amounts of pussy in a variety of flavors.
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I am not a pussy.
Ugh, this sounds more like a line out of one of his dumb movies than something a real person would say. I guess he needs someone of borderline intelligence. He should have no problem in Hollywood. And the pic is perfection.
It's Gerry Butler. I'd hit it while screaming HURR-DURR!
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
He should take what he can get. He's closing in on his hotness expiration date anyways.
LOL at the pic!!!!
I would totally.....anyway.
I had a few cocktails and would probably hump anything with a pulse right now.
Forget about what I wrote.
Water your carrots and dust the sideboard.
Straighten the pictues on the wall and change the bedlinen like you would do on a normal Saturday. Ignore me. Pweez.