Kate Moss Presents "The Rock Chick Diet"
Kate Moss, her daughter Lila Grace and Lily Allen are currently tramping through St. Tropez. While they are there, Kate Moss is training Lily Allen so that she too can have the body of a cokey supermodel. Closer Magazine (via Daily Mail) says that Lily asked Kate for diet advice, because she wanted to know how to keep the chunk off. Um. Lily could have just watched Kate's "workout video" for tips.
A source said that Kate told Lily that she needs to go on the "Rock Chick Diet" (aka the Three Cs and 1 V diet) which involves ingesting nothing but coffee, ciggie smoke, vodka and champagne! Fuck, that cookie diet shit. The RC Diet sounds like just the thing for me.
Let's see, when you roll out of bed at around 4 in the afternoon, instead of eating a bowl of Cheerios, you slurp down a bowl of vodka. Instead of eating some toast, you light up a ciggie and smoke while you're pinching your nipples to prepare them for a day full of topless sunbathing. Then while you're feeding your vampire boyfriend a bottle filled with blood, you can enjoy a cup of coffee WITH NO LECHE (that will make you fat). For the rest of the day, you continue to walk around with a fag in your mouth (just like Tommy Girl) and a sippy cup of either vodka or champagne in your hand at all times.
And.....Kate mysteriously left out one of the other very important Cs in her diet. Kate forgot to say that you must do your "nostril exercises" at least twice an hour. And instead of brushing your teefs with Colgate, use Cokegate instead. VOILA! There you go! It won't be long before Kate is dishing out her tips to middle America on Oprah.
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Love her or hate her this is the best Lily has ever looked
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 08/09/2009 - 10:52am.
I am so fucking sick of Lily Allen. She had a couple of cute songs, but other than that, she's really a nasty little illiterate fuckpig.
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In total agreement with you (again!)
I thought "Smile" and "Alfie" were pretty great and I kinda liked her personality when she started out too.
I totally believed that her insecurities over weight were sincere. Perhaps she could even lead the way to an image change in the entertainment world, so that girls, who aren't the current ideal beauty standard, but are talented, could get their chance too.
Yeah, doesn't look that way.
Sorry, this bitch is a whining cunt. It was all an act. She never really 'wanted to change the world' so that slightly bigger girls don't get anorexia/bulimia from a magazine. The hell with her.
I am so fucking sick of Lily Allen. She had a couple of cute songs, but other than that, she's really a nasty little illiterate fuckpig.
My Two Cents:
"Gah! Why can't I spend all day drinking champagne, snorting coke and lazing on a yacht in St. Tropez! It's not fair!"
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LOL!
I Know!!!! Somehow drinking Miller Lights at the community pool really isn't the same!
I'm going on that diet stat!
Poor Lila, stuck on an island with these two slags and nothing to eat except booze and cigs :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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gawd, that dude is ugly. he must rich-rich-rich.
Lily looks good and Kate's daughter is cute.
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I thought Lily hated her! o O
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sorry, i will always think kate moss is gorgeous. as for lily, not bad, she's got sturdy legs, she could kick the shit out of someone i guess.
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Gah! Why can't I spend all day drinking champagne, snorting coke and lazing on a yacht in St. Tropez! It's not fair!
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Lily has a nice figure. Bit of a pear but big deal.
Her legs are really short for being a famous model.
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Lily is definitely an asshole. However, I wonder if the major hate she causes is making people decry her body as the worst out there, which, seriously, isn't the case.
If her shoulders and chest were slightly bigger, her body would be a perfect hourglass.
That would not help the fact that she does indeed have a pignose, though. She must be related to Posh Spice.
Oh yeah and I fucking hate that she's always whining and talking about her weight. Tired of weight related stories in the media and she just keeps feeding them more of the same old weight issues bullcrap.
Fuck her.
Signed, an ex-fan
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 1:24pm.
Lily Allen has the most awkward body I have every seen.
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The only thing nice about being stick thin is that you can wear anything... ANYTHING in the clothing shops. Provided it doesn't call for a cleavage.
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Are people just noticing that super models are genetic freaks? I've never seen the attraction of these , over stretched, androgynous, clothes frame type bodies. It seems like when they put a few pounds on, it only illustrates the weird 'un feminine ' aspects of their figure even more. Women like Kate Toss have had no talent except 'being thin' for many years.
I hope this is just a rumor. Why would Lily want to lose weight? She looks great!
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I hate to say it, but Lily's looking good... something must be working for her.
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Lily wants to LOSE weight?? From where exactly???
I swear this obsession with stick thin figures is insane !!!
Actually I think Lilys body is better than Kates. Kate has no ass at all and flat as a board. No curves....blech!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I wanna know why Kate insists on being around the ugliest men in the universe. I mean she landed Johnny Depp right?? But since then it's as if she looks for the nastiest buffoon she can find and hooks up with him. I don't get it at all.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Lily annoys the fuck out of me. Pig snout nose (as someone already noted) but nice eyes. She has the WORST TRUNK LEGS. Maybe they are a little better with weight lost though..
I have seen pics of Kate up close and sorry, she will always have impeccable bone structure (half the battle in aging) but the toxins from her drugs/booze/all night no sleep and little nutrients shows every bit in the skin. No one escapes that. I'd rather an extra 5-10 pounds if i had to choose and good skin than skinny and beat. As it happens you can live healthfully and not have to choose. Someone needs to remind lily that sleep is key in helping regu;ate weight and metabolic function. It ain't rocket science. I have no pity for idiots wanting short cuts and quick fixes.
Looking at the "Rock Chick Diet," I'm surprised that Kate would allow anything as fattening as vodka and champagne. But I guess if that's the only thing you're putting into your body for sustinence, it can be overlooked.
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Lily has a nice hourglass waist. I find that a lot more attractive than Kate's unhealthy arse.
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Submitted by Otolemur on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 2:26pm.
@angel_i- I thought the same thing! From that angle ONLY, though...
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Yes...but you know...Lily's body looks nice. Those clothes - all of them - must go. But then I wonder if the clothes are so bad they're giving the illusion that her body's nicer than it is...? But it could be...cuz she took off the weight and it's been consistent and that's what really looks good - not right when you lose it but in the years after consistency...
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@angel_i- I thought the same thing! From that angle ONLY, though...
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Honestly, from behind in those bikinis, I'd pick Lily for the model. Weirdness.
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What the hell is going on with all the bruises on Kate's legs? (See thumb #7) Hope it's the lighting or bitch is seriously stammering about all the live-long day (likely the latter). Damn!
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Lily's bikini top is awful. Those tops flatter no-one! They don't support big women enough and make the flatties look even flatter and saggy as hell.
I'm shocked at seeing Coke Moss with her kid. Do they even recognise each other?
Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sat, 08/08/2009 - 1:45pm.
Jazzfish your avie is giving me the horn......sorry ...i digress
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You should see the whole photo.
*goes back to looking at whole photo*
Those Ray-bans do NOTHING for Lily Allen's pig snout.
@ Jazz - I think she looks pretty good. I see what you mean, but I think it's the fact that her bathing suit top is not flattering on her at all.
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i am so tempted to try and turn this into a covo about pube length preferences....but ....er ....
Lily is either mad brave, mad confident or mad high to rock around next to the Hoover in a bikini. Er maybe all 3?
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Jazzfish your avie is giving me the horn......sorry ...i digress
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
One word best describes Lily: cankles.
I feel so bad for little Lila, thinking her coke mum is normal.
Lily has some terribly stumpy legs.
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Lily Allen has the most awkward body I have every seen. Nothing seems to fit correctly and her boobs look like sponge animals that weren't allowed to soak long enough. Actually, she looks like a Ms. Potato Head that was left in the back of a car on a hot summer day.
I wonder if she is going to steal Kate's stash like Amy did?
With the amount of coke lily does I'm surprissed her passport doesn't list her as Columbian.
Shocking. Cokie Kate kept her top on for once. I'm sick of seeing her saggy flapjacks.
Lily looks fantastic. Beautiful body. Shame she's such a wretched bitch personality-wise.
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"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life." ~ Ralph Wiggum.
I can't believe I'm about to say something good about Lily Allen, but yes - she looks like she has a nice figure.
Natural curves and I don't mind the pear shape at all.
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So now I guess since Lily has lost some weight and actually joined the jet set, she will no longer be publicly hating on thin model types as she has in the past...what a hypocrite!!
Gawd. I am so envious of this hoe who can drink, snort, and swallow and not have it show up in her face. I can't wait til she's 50, but that'll be, like, 15 years from now, right?
You know who looks like absolute roadkill dragged in by the dog? PRINCESS STEPHANIE OF MONACO, that's who!
Lily looks good there, she has a pear shape but at least she didn't get the plastic jugs with implant scars.
The last thumbnail..ballet ?
And his face says so much.
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Thank you for Farmer Ted.
That unfortunate young girl between them...
Lila did not get mummy's legs.