Afternoon Crumbs
Orly Taitz gets remixed - Towleroad
Whitney Port strips down to her bra in the Central Park and she's still as exciting as a piece of boiled turnip - Egotastic!
Joana Krupa knows the meaning of elegance - Hollywood Tuna
Nicole Richie has been pregnant for like fifty centuries at least - Just Jared
Amber Rose is still on payroll - Lainey Gossip
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long dry humping on and off screen - Popsugar
Posh's former image stalker overdosed - Holy Moly!
Maybe Sookeh Sackhouse works part-time as a decoy on To Catch A Predator? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
LiLo is spraying that water bottle the wrong way, because she's the one that needs a shower - Hollywood Rag
Abortion record holder Sherri Shepherd shows off her bathing suit body - Celebitchy
Vanessa Hudgens is wearing clothes - Socialite Life
Daniel Baldwin named his new babeh after a car rental place - ICYDK
Elle Magazine learned the hard way - I'm Not Obsessed
I don't know whether to salivate or yack - Cityrag
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If Orly Taitz ws defending BO, this remix would not exist
Nicole Ritchie has un-shapely legs
Sherri Shepard is a (big) waste of space on this plantet
This is hard becuz I love Nicole. But, it seems to me, that she's the one person in Hollywood who could TOTALLY benefit from a nose job. Sorry, Nicole. Is still love you:)
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Yesterday, on the day after the swimsuit bullshit, Sherri had on a tight sweater with all her fat rolls on view. Her IQ is the same size as her girdle swimsuit, 16. I wish she would go away.
Orly Tates for HOT SLUT!
She's fucking crazy, to begin with. Plus, she's getting mad press - when you know her fave part is just the dressing up and gettin' her hair did. She is a dentist AND a lawyer. And people are actually FOLLOWING HER. lol She'e even beem on Colbert already! And did I mention she is batshit crazy cuckoo?
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There is no way that Sherri Shepherd is a size 6. Her thighs are way too fat for her to be a size 6. it's more like a size 6*2=a size 12.
Is "kudooz" a reference to that woman on RHONYC or "kudos" with some "z"s? I thought she said "kadooz", completely missing the word.
Anyway, Orly is a retarded shrew with no evidence and her license to practice law should be revoked for sheer stupidity and inability to answer a simple question. Now that I think about it, She is perfect for the birthers! Carry on counselor!
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Good on Sherri but that swimsuit is godawful and the shadow image of her behind the screen in the beginning made her look like some kind of hulk. She really needs a breast reduction (she says she won't get one) but she is desperately out of proportion and looks like a chunker because of it.
She tried on 300 swimsuits and this piece of crap was The One? I can't imagine what she looked like in the others because this one made her look like her top half was blown up like a freaking balloon and her bottom half stayed deflated. She actually looks like she's about to burst.
Love the remix! LOL! "You're crazy!"
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I don't know who Joana Krupa is but I do know that she has no hips."
I don't know why that chick is relevant but damn! she indeed does not have any hips at all. She's in the Blohan and Angelina Jolie club of hip-less woman.
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Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 3:35pm.
$100 says one day soon we'll find out that O Rly Titz is really Sarah Palin doing a Borat.
lol!
KUDOOZE TO SHERRI!
(sidenote that swimsuit is NOT the one, girl)
also, im with madame ex and bb, blohan aint doin shit and she is indeed a total fucken sow, why is she on elle?
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Finally realized who Orly reminds me of:
http://www.nndb.com/people/437/000109110/nancy-spungen.jpg
Why did Elle decide to put Blohan on the cover anyway? It's not like she has anything to promote lately.
Daniel Baldwin named his new babeh after a car rental place.
Booo!
I thought it was going to be Hertz.
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Orly Taitz would be a great porno name. Say, did anyone hear the news about Billy Mays' autopsy report?! I'm waiting for MK's post about it!
I wonder how many calories that beast of an ice cream sandwich has. It's like that burger sandwiched between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
$100 says one day soon we'll find out that O Rly Titz is really Sarah Palin doing a Borat.
Good for Sherry Shepard in losing the weight and dropping the medications, but that bathing suit was very unflattering for her body shape, she needs a breast reduction, she can still have big tits, but that looks insane. Her legs looked really good though. Good for her, kudoooze to anyone who loses weight.
Nicole Ritchie is gorgeous pregnant, but her clothing line isnt much of anything other than stretchies and flowing dresses. Unimpressive.
LILO is a totally fucking pig. A sow.
And goddamn that IceCream donut looks good right about now, getting the munchies, I think its time to go home and get the hell out of this office. Fuck another hour and 1/2 left. Damn you Friday afternoons, damn you straight to hell.
I honestly cannot understand how or why Lindsay Lohan keeps getting acting/modeling jobs! She is completely unprofessional.
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I saw a picture of Sherri Shepherd that said she's down to a size 6. MOTHER OF GOD! I was 5'5" and 128 pounds in high school, and was a size 9 because my hips are so wide. If she's a size 6, I have to be a size 2!
Can we do a side by side of Sherri and Eva Longoria when there was all the talk of her being a size 0?!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 3:05pm.
Provy, I think it's Aly Michalka:
Ah, i knew she looked familiar. her face is purrfect. She was some disney ho. Looks like she bought some buh-bees, and goddamn goddamn do i approve! Love those eastern european bitches.
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I don't know who Joana Krupa is but I do know that she has no hips.
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Says who?
I always read it as "O RLY, Taintz?"
Orly Taitz has the most annoying voice on the planet at the moment.
Provy, I think it's Aly Michalka:
http://images.google.com/images?q=Aly+Michalka&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&o...
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The phase "Birther Queen" reminds me of bees.
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Whos that blond with Vanessa Hudgeons in the thumbnails? I GOTTA KNOW!!!!
*readies myspace for stalking*
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Dr. Oily Taint!! The best part was the lady commentator at the end saying, "You're crazy!"
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca