Barf Inducer Of The Morn

the least they could do is spray the mud and manure off her when they got her out of the stable.

I found a great dating site_____celebcupid.com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________

Her entire body is covered in shit and she's STILL a butterface!

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

aarrghh i thought this cover is a joke! what happened to playboy magazine? is this for real?
id really like to know the sale numbers for this one: minus zero? whos supposed to by that (literally) crap? and heidi? not good looking in real? worse looking on a photo despite photoshop?
nightmare! and i dont comment on spenca famewhore.

Oh god I hate this couple. They are two of the biggest 'nothings' ever to walk this planet. There is NOTHING remotely likeable about them. They are pure trash. Whiny, petulant, vacuous, inane, pieces of shit!

Go away Speidi, we all fucking hate you!

Had they actually used an actual attractive model, they could have put dirt on the model's face and hair and pulled off this artsy-sort-of-look.

oh and i hope this issue doesn't even sell well at all. it would serve dumbass playboy right.

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

how fucking pathetic! bringing that to the red carpet.. how sad! god why weren't they kicked out? total no talent hacks/

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3

Such good Christians! Was there an 11th "Thou Shalt Be A Shameless Media Ho" commandment that I missed studying in Sunday School?

I still can't believe she has an actual single on the Billboard Dance Charts alongside talented singers and DJ's. Yet another reason why current popular music sucks like a central vaccuum unit.

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wow.I really hate these two. I was hoping they moved to some other country since we haven't heard from them lately. I agree with the earlier post. They make me feel violent.

Can someone please enlighten me because I've never watched their crap show and don't plan on it any time in the future.....do these two have any semblance of a personality at all? They just seem so dry and boring to me. Why do people still give them a platform to keep camera hogging it?

You know, I've always thought of Playboy as a sort of "classy" gentleman's magazine... Certainly better than Penthouse & Hustler. I could understand why women wanted to pose for Playboy, and they were joined by "classy" celebrities like Marilyn Monroe (no matter how much of a starfucker she was, she WAS classier, at least in public, than a lot of today's stars), Bo Derek, Ann Margaret, Jayne Mansfield, and so on... I mean, hell - even Baba Wawa worked as a Bunny at one point. These were fairly RESPECTABLE women.

But NOW, Playboy is so fucking trashy! Kim Kardashian, Heidi Montag, Shauna Sand?! SICK. Even if I had the hottest body on earth, I wouldn't lower myself to be among the ranks of THESE women - the "new" women of Playboy.

ha! bathroom nude scenes! how saintly and christian of her...God will be pleased...

I think Heidi is really just LUcifer in disguise..I mean seriously what else is she gonna do to the people of earth?? Besides being as fake as.......as fake as....I can't even compare how damn fake this bitch is to anything which is currently fake.

She is Satan...oh yeah & that cover looks like one I had made of myself when I was like 20 at the "Be on a Magazine Cover" Booth at KNotts Berry Farm...

that picture of Spencer with his sunglasses on makes me feel extraordinarily violent.

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My bottom is a treasure house. -Stephen Fry

nothing speaks Good Christian, like a shit covered stomach in a pure white bikini in a skin magazine...how very godly and christian of you you fake ass turd piece of shit nasty skank ho from hell....thanks for all the tag lines...this couple is a putrid nasty waste of air...can someone please please kill them or bury them somewhere...and why oh why did they come back from Costa Rica...they need to stay there for life...enuf of these fucktards!!!

It does my heart good that her cover turned out like shit. I truly hope this is the worst selling issue ever so people will get the hint and let these two assholes rot away somewhere.

As long as she said 10 Hail Marys after this shoot she's covered.

Is that Blohans spray tanner she's using?

I can't even make myself look at that shit-fest of a magazine cover. But the tags on this post are priceless!

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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK

This might be the worst selling issue ever published.

that magazine cover is so bad that it looks fake...like those fake magazine covers that one can get at malls and amusement parks. looks like she is covered in shit indeed but her face is clean, which makes it look like it was pasted on someone else's body (a much older body)...no wonder this magazine's sales are tanking and they have to lay off people...who the hell is going to want to jerk off to this mess?...I think she just wiggled out of Spencers butt...you know a gerbil or a fist is not enough for that black hole of destruction.

Worst. Cover. Ever. Also? According to People, Heidi wants to get even bigger tits. Or should I say Spencer has decided that Heidi wants to get bigger tits, since he seems to be the "brains" behind the operation, such as it is.

What the fuck?! They publish previously unpublished Kurt Vonnegut in the issue with THIS. BITCH.?!

Sadistic Cunts
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

We'll all have to wait to see the pie goods - She doesn't appear nude in this issue.

Her face looks more horsey than usual. These two people disgust me!

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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK

I had to share it (am I oversharing again?) with you so that we can all form a circle and jerk our tonsils together. Barf bukkake party!

GAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

also:
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 11:46am.

I can't wait to find out how big her nipples are...or how she shaves! I love Christians!
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A-FUCKEN-MEN!

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

I can't wait to find out how big her nipples are...or how she shaves! I love Christians!

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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern

Where's her feedbag?

Are we to surmise from this cover pic that Heidi is a "dirty" girl? Literally and figuratively? Why is she covered with what looks like shit but her bikini and face are free of the brown? Whoever posed her in that bathroom corner is brilliant though.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Michael pretty much said all I was thinking in the tag lines. Yep I'm covered.

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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno

Expecting my third in October.

ME Oh my word....your Koko grows faster than bamboo! :D

I think I might lose my breakfast after seeing that cover. And she's the only celebrity I've seen with an ugly pair of Louboutins on. They have so many nice pairs of Louboutins, and she has to go pick the tackiest pair ever (that completely doesn't match her hideous outfit, might I add). Sigh, I need to win the lottery so I can show them how you rock a pair of Louboutins.
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I wonder if more than 5 copies will sell.

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Asleep in perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple sea
Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby
Try to keep myself away from me
- Counting Crows

Can you say explosive diarrhea?

Heidi Montag, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Hi-ddd-ee: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Hi. Ddd Ee.
"She was Hi, plain Hi, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Heid in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in the palm of my hand she was always Heidi.

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"Yes, as far as shitty music goes Michael Jackson made the best"- Howard Stern

Submitted by Maui Girl on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 10:46am.
!!! YUCK !!! Bring me a bucket !!!
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ITA. Dirty bitch needs one. Over her head.

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Bottom-feeder.

Why the hell does she look like she rolled around in caca? Specifically, pug caca, of which I've seen WAAAAAAY too much of lately.

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" I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act needs to be revisited again to include “Republican” as a form of mental impairment because this has gotten out of hand. " ~~ Helen Philpot

So what is the deal with the cover picture? Is she going for a "2 girls 1 cup" kinda look? Not only is she shit, she also looks like she rolled in it.

these two cannot die soon enough to suit me. i hate and despise them both.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 10:42am.
Horsey Montag's Playboy cover makes me want to give up masturbation.
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Now THAT is bad!

Is that dirt from 'I'm a celebrity, Get me outta here'? Maybe Heidi should spray on a little bit on that dry shampoo she is marketing...SCAB!

!!! YUCK !!! Bring me a bucket !!!

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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?

I think this post has the longest list of tags that I have ever seen here, all perfectly fitting.

Horsey Montag's Playboy cover makes me want to give up masturbation.
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"You're going to be in a great mood today 'cause you're going to be slapping your troubles away." - Shamwow Vince

It's pretty fitting that Heidi looks like a Wal-Mart-brand tampon fresh out of Spencer's shitty asshole.
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LOL! So true. So true. These two are turds that we would be better off eliminating from our system. It feels so much lighter when they're gone. And courtesy flush please. Extra smelly.

Just look at how proud those fucking douchebags are holding the most disgusting cover ever that Playboy produced.

I truly believe that Hef wanted to make a mockery of horseface. I love it!

I would rather look for pictures of Lady Gaga's dick than look at one more second of this bull.

AND MK, that's not right. Sure, her vagina is large, but it's for Jesus.

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Normally, when a stupid ho is not respecting my top, I challenge the bottom bitch to a dance off. - MK 7/31/09

I personally want to thank MK. For the last two days, thanks to posts like this, I have stuck very well to my diet.
Thanks Bitch.

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I think they fucked this up royally. They forgot to give her a Dirty Sanchez.

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

OMG, the "tag fiesta" at the bottom of this post is epic hilarity!