Thursday, August 6th 2009
The Opposite Of Sans Fards
This is 51-year-old Sharon Stone with her chichis out on the cover of Paris Match. In case you couldn't tell, they used a whole lot of fards for these pictures. Fards everywhere! Fards on her face! Fards on her hair! Fards on her teefs! Fards on her elbows! Fards on her titty sacks! Fards on her nipples! Fards on her pussy bone! Fards! Fards! Fards! They also used a whole lot of le Photoshop. They really brought the Pshop fuckery American-style! I'm surprised her nipples aren't pixelated.
Now, I'm not doubting that Sharon Stone has a hot body, but she does not have skin like a brand new mannequin out of the factory.
Warning: Clicking on some of the thumbnails below may result in a cougar nipple hitting you in the face.
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OMG! She really looks very hot.
Submitted by Superpop on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 12:41am.
Oh please! You'd do it to if you could actually afford it. But I guess it wouldn't be "sick" then would it? [eyes rolling]
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ALL of these pics are photoshopped to hell and back.
I defy Sharon Stone to haul her carcass down to Zuma and look exactly like this in the cold harsh light of day without a filtered lens. Case in point: Lisa Rinna's lipo'd stomach. These magazines suck ass.
Sharon, you look mahvelous..............laugh all the way to the bank, dear!
She's got a BANGIN' body for a 51 yr. old !!
At the thumbnail of her with the gloves/face close up- She looka like Faye Dunaway in the mouth- the weird inflated lips/huge fucking veneers. Looks like she got paste residue on her front teeth and it's dragging the lips a little. Delish
I totally thought this was a slightly healthier Lindsay Lohan.
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The French are stupid - they think Jerry Lewis is a genius. Sharon says she's MENSA smart but I'm gonna have to see that in writing. She is one of the last real movie stars even though I have no idea what her last movie was.
Submitted by castinghole on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:13pm.
Ah, Sharon Stone...my generations Joan Crawford.
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i can't stand sahron stone. those bony-ass legs make me want to puke. she looks like she could be lindsay lohan with boob reduction. fugly fugly fu-uh glee.
you've just been violated!
She may be crazy in the head & delusional & I am not sure she is as incredibly smart as she wants everyone to think & she isnt a great actress or anything, but I have always thought she is totally gorgeous, body & face, even now that she is older.
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Looks like Brigit Nielsen with small breast
Sharon's merits aside, we don't have to stone her and we don't have to give Photoshop too much credit. Personally, where is genetic gifting to her credit either? That's not her doing either. My 2 cents are, women know that raising their arms up and tilting/leaning backwards do great things with physics. IN the end, no matter what "gifting" natural or enhanced have done for her, they don't "enhance" her acting/entertaining chops - so it all evens out in the end
You sluts are haters!
Sharon Stone has always given us the hot, and you sit here and try to call her out?
Yeah, so a little PhotoShop goes a long way, but sheeit...
There are stars half her age who would kill to look like her. And I've seen this hot slut in person, and she is hot.
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She's a desperate, grasping ex star who can't get a role, hoping to gain any attention she can so she can possibly be relevant in some way. Since her acting is shite & she's getting a lot older, she does the only thing left for her; show off her titties & act slutty. Pathetic...
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Why do her knees have astroglide on them?
I've seen worse for 50-51-years-old I guess, but listen, she is probably someone's grandmother, oh deary me and heavens to betsy.
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Oh please! You'd do it to if you could actually afford it. But I guess it wouldn't be "sick" then would it? [eyes rolling]
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Submitted by lizardo911 on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:44pm.
She's embarrassing at 51 doing that... She could be a grandma... There's just something wrong with these pictures. They are so photoshopped to death that it really doesn't even look like her. And she and Madonna are just as fake as can be. Both have had so much plastic surgery. The people that can't afford it look like they are 51 when they are 51 years old. And you know what that looks like - bags, sags, wrinkles, double-chins, triple-chins... These pics make her look like she is 30-something... It's really disturbing... She's not immune to aging; she just has enough money to be nipped and tucked every year, twice a year, and to be photoshopped at her liking... I think it is sick.
I can't hate on this crazy! Plastic surgery, photoshop, whatever.....bitch looks fantastic! And say what you will, but she's got intelligence to boot.
She didn't look anywhere near that hot last year at Cannes:
http://thecelebritycondition.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/23...
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:56pm.
I think she looks great. Who says with 51 you have to be a grandma? Thats such bullshit. What are you like living in 1830s? Give me a break. Some people age well, some dont...and for everything else, there is ....money....
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Settle down, Sharon. Please don't have a heart attack, you old bat... LOL!
Submitted by lizardo911 on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:37pm.
I bet her AARP card got her some serious discounts on the plastic surgery though.
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ROFL!!
I think she looks great. Who says with 51 you have to be a grandma? Thats such bullshit. What are you like living in 1830s? Give me a break. Some people age well, some dont...and for everything else, there is ....money....
P.s. I would love to see Lindsay Blohan or Britney with 51. Blohan already looks like a 51 year old leather handbag.
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She's embarrassing at 51 doing that... She could be a grandma... There's just something wrong with these pictures. They are so photoshopped to death that it really doesn't even look like her. And she and Madonna are just as fake as can be. Both have had so much plastic surgery. The people that can't afford it look like they are 51 when they are 51 years old. And you know what that looks like - bags, sags, wrinkles, double-chins, triple-chins... These pics make her look like she is 30-something... It's really disturbing... She's not immune to aging; she just has enough money to be nipped and tucked every year, twice a year, and to be photoshopped at her liking... I think it is sick.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:37pm.
I bet her AARP card got her some serious discounts on the plastic surgery though.
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Here she is sans fards and sorry but she looks pretty damn good for her age. Heck for any age.
I love to hate on her, but shit however she's doing it she looks great. In fact, she looks better to me now than she did when she was younger and was more generic looking.
http://www.topsocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/sharon-stone-noma...
Ah, Sharon Stone...my generations Joan Crawford.
Bitch looks good...real good. Madonna good.
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 9:00pm.
Submitted by Brian.Kinney on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 7:44pm.
J'ai 50 ans, et alors...le photoshop est mon meilleur ami! Fortuné moi!
heh. Le Photoshop oui... mais n'oublions pas les smoothies liquides de embaumement elle prend pour le déjeuner.
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Spotted: Sharon's big ol clit. 2nd photo, hand behind head. Whoopsies mr photoshopper
Shit, Photoshop and professional haor, make-up and photography can make ME look like that!
I have no doubt that this cover deserves a photoshop or "fard" award, and in person Stone may indeed look like shit rolled in rice (interesting description)!
But Cruella has a place in my heart because I love her voice and she starred in some of my favorite movies: Basic Instinct, Silver, Scissors, The Quick and the Dead. I'm not even going to say that she's a good actress, just that I liked her in these movies.
And she rocks some pretty interesting fashions, especially coats.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Sharon photshops very well, IMO.
She would give Madonna a run for the money.
She is nothing but an attention whore with zero talent.
Submitted by Brian.Kinney on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 7:44pm.
J'ai 50 ans, et alors...le photoshop est mon meilleur ami! Fortuné moi!
heh. Le Photoshop oui... mais n'oublions pas les smoothies liquides de embaumement elle prend pour le déjeuner.
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200% bullshit. nothing is real. nothing out of magazines is real. fuck this sh*t.
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Old iguana tits is at it again. I guess when you can't act you can still act up.
oh please sharon sit down and STFU. those tits are fake and the rest is photoshopped. yes, she looks great for her age, but she don't look like THAT in person. woman is desparate for attention. time's over sharon.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 7:44pm.
J'ai 50 ans, et alors...le photoshop est mon meilleur ami! Fortuné moi!
heh. Le Photoshop oui... mais n'oublions pas les smoothies liquides de embaumement elle prend pour le déjeuner.
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above the knees, her legs are waaay too long - photoshop fail!
i think sharon stone actually reads books, that's where the "smart" rep comes from.
what the hell, though - i ain't mad at her. not in THIS economy.
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