Friday, August 7th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 6th!
Oh, Shia, all the grass in the world won't make us forget that you essentially want to bang your mom. - chicagokristi
Runners-up:
Don't laugh, every 3,000 miles he has to take it in for a soil change. - jazzfish_77
Pedro completely misunderstood when he saw the report on 60 minutes about going Green. - chilly
Can't we all just get a lawn? - angel_i
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chicagokristi? As in, soundslikekristi, ktotheristi?
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Congrats chicagokristi. Jazzy my luv♥♥ and angel-i♥♥ both excellent, congrats also to chilly.
WOW! I did it! I'm cool now! Yay me!
And congrats to all the winners! And *smooches* my punny friends jazzfish.
♥ Threadkilla!
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Can't we all just get a lawn? - angel_i
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ahahahahaa
BRILLIANT!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Wowza! They were great! Congrats chicagokristi!!!
Congrats to chilly, and ass smacks to jazzy and angel!!! LOL!! *muahs*
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YAY JAZZY!!! YAY ANGEL_I!!! Congrats chicagokristi & chilly!!! Funny stuff.
Brilliant captions!!! LOL
Congrats!
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Congrats, you witty effers! Soil change!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Bababooey, bababooey.
These are some of the most clever captions we've ever had. Nice job you hilarious whores!!
Kongratz dlisted whores!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Congratulations Weiners!
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
Big winner congrats to chicagokristi!! Funny!
Congrats to the runners-up: chilly and angel_i!!
Angel_i, aren't we the punny ones today! Thanks MK!!
Jazzfish and Angel_i:
Bwhaa ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Congrats, chicagokristi and chilly!
But jazzy and angel_i: Soil change? Let's all just get a lawn?
Ha! Aha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
meet cheech's illegitimate son, chonch.
The Chia-Douchebag can be yours for just $19.95.
The Philly Phanatic's sidekick, Scrappy Dookie, and his pimpmobile, the Shagster.
Matthew Mcconaughey just creamed his panties.
Idiot. You're supposed to smoke it, not wear it.
The one guy who invested into the chia car gimmick.
http://rantbomb.com/
Still not as fuzzy as one of Madonna's kids.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Muchas Grassy-ass.
"The Grass and the Furious"
You should see the water bill
GM's Prius killer
The car had mown him down, and it was time for revenge.
The mobile driving range never really took off.
We can all be proud for Oscar the Grouch who's upgraded from living in a trashcan to living out of his grasshole, er, car.
The Prius just wasn't green enough for Leo...and so the treeus was born.
When the cops said Billy had some grass on him, I didn't know it was to this extent.
He puts the ass in astroturf.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
SplenDork in the Grass
Keeping with times, even pimps are getting into the green movement. You should see what his bottom bitch is wearing!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Can't we all just get a lawn?
♥ Threadkilla!
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Tony and his new Chiavette
It's Grass Lightning!
20 years from now, you'll be driving a minivan engulfed by dandelions. Enjoy your youth, Francis.
Grass, gas, and an ass. No one wants to ride for free.
Unlike his last driver, Michael Phelps' new chauffeur only uses clean burning diesel for an excellent preservation of taste.
One word, pal.....Roundup
He can't wax his car without getting covered in chiggar bites....
Instead of dogs, cattle chase his car down the street....
Every morning I find that every dog in the neighbourhood has taken a shit on my car....
'Your clunker's worth forty-five hundred here at John Chia Motors'
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ ~~~ www.SugarDaddyLove.com ~~~^-^ it's the biggest sugar dating for beutiful women and rich men.
♪ Wait until he finds the dog shit on the roof!!!!