Thursday, August 6th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling (Back By Popular Demand)
When I first salivated over these pictures of Ryan Gosling on a motherfuckin' bike, I thought the loud roaring and squeaking in my ears was just my imagination really taking me there. But no, the roaring was actually coming from my genital areas. Don't worry, I just dabbed a little Pennzoil on there and now it won't be doing that anymore. For now. And don't ruing the moment by mentioning Ryan's prison-quality Giving Tree tattoo.
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Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 08/07/2009 - 1:02am.
I cannot access the forum to laugh at sherry. Is it Christmas for brown people?
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Oh wow. Someone told me you posted out here. The forum closed? No loss.
You're insane. You need therapy. I wish you the best of luck.
Yes, last night was Christmas for a brown person, but it wasn't you, asshole.
Good looking man, that's for sure. i wonder what kind of bike that is.
http://rantbomb.com/
I want to ride him
- <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 -
I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Hey Jizz! Apparently they've closed the playground. Do you know why? Actually I should rephrase that and ask, why now?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I cannot access the forum to laugh at sherry. Is it Christmas for brown people?
Nite Clarisse, welcome home
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
MissJane,
LOL! I am sleep deprived!!!
Bale will return!!!
TTFN!
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IG!
Road trip baby!!! For the record...not a fan of Oklahoma!
TV,
I keep trying to give you a gift!!!
Fack!
I have got to get some sleep! 18 hour road trips BLOW!!!
I will catch you all Mañana
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DiamondDawg! Have you not seen The Notebook?!?!?! If not, I insist that you go rent it immediately. SO GOOD....and I hate girly movies.
Ryan Gosling is the hotness.
Hi Clarisse! It's weird to see you without a CBale avatar.
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*Blondeface*
CLARISSE! ♥♥ Hola!
That is all.
PS.... why were you not in your own bed?
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:59pm.
ya bring us anything??!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Oh!!! My happy ass is home in my own bed!!!! God bless us, everyone!!!!
(yeah, I'd ride this pretty until I broke him.)
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Submitted by walker on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 7:26pm.
Ok. I think I just exploded! (That also happens when I watch the Notebook)Damn he's hot!
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When people talk about "The Notebook," are they being sarcastic?
Also, I just have to say... I hate porn.
Porno night alright!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:32pm.
no silent treatment, we're just busy making fun of the lolitas or whatever at the top of the page
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
tomorrow It's boxed wine friday. my treat!
Coma Caca!!
Oh yeah I understand the silent treatment. awesome. been busy at work haven't posted until some time ago. Lo que sea.com. I still love you all.
Coma Caca!!
Hellooooooooooooo my sexy people!!
Coma Caca!!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship,
but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ ~~~ www.SugarDaddyLove.com ~~~^-^ it's the biggest sugar dating for beutiful women and rich men.
Ok. I think I just exploded! (That also happens when I watch the Notebook)Damn he's hot!
He's gross.
GO STONEY!
Submitted by barburger on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:25pm.
I'm out. SF is grilling, and I have to supervise and get the pussies in the house.
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Enjoy your cookout. Collar the kittehs before they get hurt or in trouble.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I'm out. SF is grilling, and I have to supervise and get the pussies in the house.
GO STONEY!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:16pm.
I know, but one time I came back with my brother in law and the dude I was dating wasn't around and the B I L said, " maybe he's at H.D. getting clothes... LOL.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by barburger on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:00pm.
I am most definitely a nervous wreck. Fuck me with a chainsaw!
You'll be fine. Just stick to your guns. If I remember, your BF is a number of years older than you. SF is only 8 years older, but has baggage. As far as I can recall your man doesn't. That being the case, there is no excuse for him to slack off on responsibility.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:05pm.
I once dated a guy who bought his jeans at H.D.
"hangs head in shame"
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What shameful about that?
At least he wore clothes.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Bye Jazz! ;)
Good luck tonight Stoney.
I'm off to the gym ( i reallyyyyyyyy dont want to) but have to keep thinking bathing suit and ex-boyfriend, bathing suit and ex-boyfriend)
*sigh*
good night sluts.
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*Blondeface*
Someone rob a fucking bank for me please.
kkthanxbai ♥
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:09pm.
hay, it's gonna be ninety fucking three degrees here sunday and monday, so fuck you all!!!!!
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It's been that hot and more since June. I've melted.
yeah?
well don't send it my way anymore!!!! I'm dying here!!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:09pm.
hay, it's gonna be ninety fucking three degrees here sunday and monday, so fuck you all!!!!!
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It's been that hot and more since June. I've melted.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:02pm.
No worries barburger, you thieving beer swigging hooker.
I have no awkwardness.
I just felt really bad that I misunderstood. Now go ahead and get the stink out of your house! This beer swiggin' thief hooker will be thinking of you.
hay, it's gonna be ninety fucking three degrees here sunday and monday, so fuck you all!!!!!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Ok, see you all later. There are some cold beers at home that need attending to.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 4:55pm.
Jazz - plumbing is the ONE thing I cannot do... ANYTHING but plumbing... fucking hate it!
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Call a urologist!
Oh, wrong type of plumbing?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:00pm.
Momus - thanks for the shitty weather bitch.
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Any time. Did you think that I'm fucking stupid enough to keep it????? ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I'll take, in excited voice.
night smurf!!!
I've got an hour and a half left.
BH is going to be late tonight. UGH! He's driving on a really hairy stretch of road right now, and with these gusts of wind I am a wreck.
I once dated a guy who bought his jeans at H.D.
"hangs head in shame"
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Fucka doodle-do.
I'm out Bitches!!! Tomorrow is my last day before I can stay AT home and Dlist all day!! WHOOOHOOOOO!
* shots self in the knee and reports self for being a broke ho*
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by barburger on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 5:00pm.
I am most definitely a nervous wreck. Fuck me with a chainsaw!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LMFAO @ Jazz
No worries barburger, you thieving beer swigging hooker.
So as to ease the awkwardness you can have a giggle at my life: going to Dudley's therapist in three hours with eight pages of rants.
DICKMATIZED.
Night Jack!
One time, I completely took apart a VCR, ALL OF IT.
I was totally amazed, after piecing it back together, that it still worked.
That was when I was a crackhead and bored one night.
Haha jazzy's on a roll today.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Later jack.
*submits M.E to A&E for Obsessed*
HHEEYY!!!!
Did you guys see the video of the lady who put a hit out her husband of 6 months reaction to being told her husband was dead- only to find out it was all a set up by the police and that her hubby was actuall ALIVE??~
HAHAHAHA!!!
on HLN now (EST)
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"Why must I cry why must I cry why?"
Reh Dogg, youtube SUPERSTAR!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 4:47pm.
Hey barb I think EEG was kidding.
She was. Unfortunately, I took it to heart. (In the spirit of horoscopes, typical Leo reaction). In the meantime of me composing my response, she had already responded and told me she was kidding. I am a dumbass.
So, are you getting prepared for your talk? I would be a nervous wreck. I despise conflict, and quite frankly, suck at it. I have the tendency to go off and say things I regret. I'm the type that needs to think about it and cool down. Yes, at times it results in being a doormat, but if it's worth it in the longrun, I take the risk.