This Is Our Future, Part 1
If you have a daughter, these pictures might make me you want to throw every TV in the house out the window, cancel the internet, rip down her Hannah Montana posters, put her cell phone in the garbage disposal and keep her in her room where you'll only read her stories about cute kittens, fairy princesses and rainbows (aka all of Mimi's bedtime favorites).
This is Miley Cyrus' 9-year-old sister Noah and her friends at a pre-party for the Teen Choice Awards at Level 3 Club in Hollywood last night.
I'm pretty sure that's not a stripper pole. Yeah, let's just tell ourselves that. Let's also tell ourselves that they are pretending it's a maypole. Yeah, a maypole. Gulp.
I also added a couple of pictures of a pop group (the three girls dressed like Hollywood Blvd. hookers circa 1987) I never heard of called THE MISS LOLITAS! Do they even know who Lolita is? Although, what's even more disturbing than their name is the fact that the blue one is using a CD disc as a hair accessory.
Somebody take the wheel and steer us back to the time when Kids Inc. was considered "edgy."
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MK, a maypole is actually an ancient phallic symbol so whether or not it's a stripper pole or maypole doesn't really matter. Those little bitches are snuggling up to symbolic peen.
wow, I've never seen a pic of noah cyrus before, did not even know the Disney slut and her horse mouth and ugly teeth had a little sis, but judging by how homely Noah is, the cyrus family should keep their youngin' noah behind the camera.
What a wonderful future indeed.
One word for little girls flocked around a stripper pole: disturbing.
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jesus christ!
that one chick in the gray skirt has enormous lips.
and yeah wtf is up with the disk in that chick's hair?
not neat. not neat at all. just strange and makes her look like she eats children for breakfast.
"Hi children. look, i have a CD in my hair. i will be your friend"
and then you never see your child again
Until I read the comments I thought that was the pre-pubescent Kartrashian sisters training their twin lil sisters in pole dancing. The twins were pros (at age 10) by the time the reality show aired.
I am getting so sick of this childrentryingtobesexy shit. I am so glad I have sons. If I had girls I would slap the skank out of them. Especially the teens. They know what they are doing, they know the thaughts they are putting in men's heads but they will be the first to cry when they find them selves in an unfortble situation with a man. Ihave seen so many near naked 15 year olds going "ew why is that freaky old man perving at me?" and i think uh maybe cos you're asking them to. It's even worse with kids Noahs age. I dont think she knows what she's doing. If she does it's doubly horrifying. Why are their parents letting them do this?
There's plenty of time for it when you're an adult. When you can actually do what you are advertising. Untill then keep it under wraps.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Anyone else notice aliandjt is whoring them out?? Me thinks the Lolitas learned to use the internet... The only events your going to book is 1)in a prison 2)in a mental hospital or 3)in your creepy father's bedroom... good luck!
Our Lady of Lucite has 4 daughters????
That Noah is one homely looking child, so it obviously IS genetic.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i forgot about miley's stalker.
http://dlisted.com/node/33282
so, your daughter is being stalked by some dude that even dlisted readers find genuinely alarming.
so whattaya do?
get mini hooker 2 on the catwalk.
billy rae needs his fucking ass kicked, and the mother just plain old needs to lose parental rights.
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The McCanns Did It
i forgot about miley's stalker.
http://dlisted.com/node/33282
so, your daughter is being stalked by some dude that even dlisted readers find genuinely alarming.
so whattaya do?
get mini hooker 2 on the catwalk.
billy rae needs his fucking ass kicked, and the mother just plain old needs to lose parental rights.
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The McCanns Did It
I wouldn't blame her, all the Cyrus girls work the stripper pole at family reunions.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
i just puked in my mouth.
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The McCanns Did It
i just puked in my mouth.
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The McCanns Did It
Yep, I am never having kids. this is sad, and again the parents are responsible. back in the day was harmless cause we thought it was sexy and we got our behinds whipped or grounded for EVER, but this whole new generation has so much to learn but because they see it on tv or their parents are never home, or their parents want to whore them around, they can do whatever they want. so sad..really. at 9yrs old i was hugging trees and playing with barbies or making my own toys if my parents didnt have money. paper dolls, I made them myself, even their clothes. what is going on. and this Noah kid is doing her sister's stupid ass peace sign crap. which means nothing nowadays to this world. arrrrgh
Coma Caca!!
this reminds me of that scene from one of the Sex in the City episodes where the girls can't figure out if they are dressing like young teens or the young teens are dressing like grown women... Sad sad sad no one knows anymore.
the CD on their head is hilarious! check out their PARTY STARTER video. leave your comments. hahahaha they are funny. like the female version of JACKASS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXU58WXZQk8
The reason these kids are dressed all sexy is because ONE kid does it and they all follow. Not every little girl dressed like a ho really wants to. They do it to fit in. Guaranteed there is one ringleader and the rest just fall in line.
My daughter is 5 and has NO idea what a stripper is, let alone a stripper pole. There are two brass poles that hold up the awning in front of our building and damn if she doesn't twirl around that thing like a stripper. It's totally innocent. She tries to climb up it, too.
Not all kids do it to imitate their mommies. But I bet these whorelets do.
hahaha check out their myspace and youtube videos.
they are hot! how can i book them at one of my events?
www.youtube.com/misslolitasTV
www.myspace.com/misslolitas
I taught 3rd grade three years ago (aka a lifetime) and the girls would practice their pole moves on the tether ball poles...lovely. i can only imagine how much worse it is now...
These pictures make me feel secure in the choice to never ever breed. Then again these pictures make me fear my old age.
from their website:
LOLITA MONROE – AKA – Earthquake
Lolita Monroe is sugar and spice and everything nice. She’s hot tempered… so don’t dare test her. Don’t be fooled by Her sunshine smile cause’ she’s quite the sassy scholar. She calculates every move and knows how to get what she wants. Her nickname is EARTHQUAKE… because you never know when she’s coming!
LOLITA RYDER – AKA – Thunder
Lolita Ryder is the heart of the group. Her passion is like an atomic bomb. Boom! Her dance moves are literally… like “Silly Putty”. Maybe that’s why her nickname is THUNDER… because you never know when she’ll roar.
LOLITA SOTO – AKA – Tornado
Lolita Soto puts the "isty" in feisty. Her dance moves will leave you dazed and confused. She’s a fireball of energy and totally boy wild! Her nickname is TORNADO… because she’s always out of control!
ha!
I've always hated children and think they are vile, disgusting creatures. After seeing the FSA's (future sluts of America) in these pics, I am proud to be a hater.
I'm a social worker and my caseload is comprised of 12 to 17 year-old kids. I have been doing this type of work for 20+ years, but the last 5 years have been the hardest. Although some of the kids I work with are great, I also see so many other kids now who have zero values, zero respect for others, and are motivated only by what they can get for themselves at any given moment. Something has gone terribly wrong with the world. The pop tarts in the picture just look like more of the same problem.
Yup, these are the folks who will be taking care of us in our old age.
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i just made a comment on the Kim Arseassain pic before i saw this shit ...I dont know if you can do anger vomit but it feels like that could happen in my body right now. yeah anger vom,
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Their parents must be so proud.
After the breakout duo t.A.t.U. left his sleazy den for a non-pedophile filled life, the manager must have immigrated from Russia and found himself a new group to work with.
Introducing Miss Lolitas!! Photos of the three in comprosing topless cellphone camera poses are only available in the insert of the CD....
That Noah Cyrus hit every ugly branch on the tree coming down. I've never heard her speak and I already hate her.
uhh.. does one girl have a CD in her hair?
Damn. I'm glad I never ate paste as a kid.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:32pm.
Thank you! Couldn't have said it better myself. I'm beyond disgusted and irritated. With the looks of these photos, it seems like we're already being inoculated to the idea of mainstreaming pedophilia.
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I'm pretty sure that's not a stripper pole. Yeah, let's just tell ourselves that. Let's also tell ourselves that they are pretending it's a maypole. Yeah, a maypole.
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OMG I SO needed that. Thanks.That's the most nauseating thing I've seen since...well - let's just call it "the link".
I kinda like THE MISS LOLITAS - it really just cuts through the bullshit, right to the chase.
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Did you say Miss HO-litas?
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
Miley's sister is ugly. So, we already know she's given it up already.
Miley's sister is ugly. So, we already know she's given it up already.
Submitted by Paige123 on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:14pm.
This makes me never want to have children and just have dogs.
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I agree, but then I think that if the good people, you know the ones, who actually ask themselves if they do want to bring a child into this world before getting knocked up without consideration, stop having babies, then we're fucked.
Truly an Idiocracy future will be awaiting us if this happens.
thank god i never had human children, just the canine kind.
No one had a problem with overt, depraved sexuality becoming the theme for other things in our culture and now we're (mildy) outraged by this??
Keep watching. In 5-10 years they will mainstream pedophilia and NO ONE WILL CARE.
Kanderso... um wtf was that? Seriously? WTF?!?!
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When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
Amber Alert? I had to listen to a few seconds of this fuckery because I actually didn't believe it could be true.
It was.
Satan is laughing right now. I'm just sayin'.
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"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
kanderso- WOW. Not only did that song SUCK, because those twats cannot sing, but I am actually OFFENDED that they attempted to bring attention to something that important while dressed like fucking tramps and Naming themselves after fucking whores.
*loads gun*
This makes me never want to have children and just have dogs.
WOW. Okay, Miss Lolitas has a song called Amber Alert:
http://www.ourstage.com/play/track/KBEHBETJSJXX
I don't even have words for this fuckery.
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*sigh*....this is our future...i've got nothing else to add...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Michael K maybe needs to start writing for Ladies Home Journal or Better Housekeeping. A 9-year old Miley Cyrus sister and a stripper pole is must-see TV and you damn well know it!
These girls and the Juggalos will be taking care of us when we're old and saddled with adult diapers. Take the cyanide capsule NOW.
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