Thursday, August 6th 2009

Steven Tyler Is In the Hospital

During a performance of "Love in an Elevator" at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota last night, Steven Tyler fell backwards off the stage and onto a few audience members. (Insert a zillion "going doooown" jokes here).

The Associated Press says Steven suffered minor head, neck and shoulder owwies. Steven was immediately airlifted to the hospital after being examined by an on-site doctor. A rep for the Buffalo Chip Campground, where the concert took place, said Steven was all jokes and laughed about it afterwards. The rep added, "He does a lot of dancing on the stage and he does a lot of stuff with his mike stand. He put his stand down and twirled around and stepped backwards off the stage. It was an unfortunate end to an extraordinary evening."

Last month, Aerosmith was forced to cancel a bunch of shows after Steven effed up his leg while jumping onstage. Their bassist Tom Hamilton had to get non-invasive surgery and was temporarily replaced by David Hull for part of the tour. AND Joe Perry had knee surgery back in March. Can someone please send these dudes an emergency shipment of Three Wolf Moon t-shirts?! They should be required to wear them at all times!

I believe that Steven Tyler is going to outlive us all, so it won't be long before he's thrusting his crotch bone and shimmying like he needs a dollar in a serious way.

Image: Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


The C word's picture

I blame the Crocs.

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Green Is Good's picture

Time to hang it up.

mike's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 9:40am.
Its time to retire already. Geez.

Regardless of your age, it's time to hang it up when you find yourself playing the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally at the Buffalo Chip Campground.

joanne's picture

Every time I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer
The past is gone
It went by, like dusk to dawn
Isn't that the way
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay

Time for him to slow down.

Manimal5's picture

It sounds as though all three of them should start a whirlwind wheelchair tour.

Stock Broker's picture

Its time to retire already. Geez.

Watching a 60 + yr old man in spandex jumping around on the stage is pathetic.

joe shmoe's picture

"Buffalo Chip Campground"? How rustic.

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freebird's picture

Nothin good never comes from twirlin.

Morbidosity's picture

Jeeeze. This makes me feel old! Not that its making Tyler feel good..but damnit this is about how ME!!
All of the rockers of my youth are not eligible for Medicare and breaking hips. *sigh*

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Cuz I'm back in the saddle againnnnn. Get well you skinny, big lipped, amazon-child producin bastard.
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I love Steven, always and forever , he can do whatever he wants. keep rocking on ... Until your break your hip!!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

MissJaneTexas's picture

Get well Steven. LOL at Goinnnnnng down and the tag: pepaw.

But this is the summer of scary for celebrities so I hope he is okay.
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Plecostomus's picture

Steven Tyler fell backwards off the stage and onto a few audience members.
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Maybe the mofos didn't know how crowd-surfing works.

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Bottom-feeder.

Albatross's picture

Just God's little way of telling Steven: "You're getting too old for this shit."

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CRAZY's picture

Don't want to close my eyes
Don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'll miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing!

Rock on!

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A Keith Richards clone. How the both of them have lived this long is beyond me.