Brad Pitt On Sexy Times, Gay Marriage And Everything Else
In an interview with Parade Magazine, Brad Pitt talks about a bunch of fun shit including where he likes to bone the bones, his continued support for gay marriage, Christianity and heaven's weed.
You know, Brad Pitt interviews usually make my face look like I got a lemon wedge stuck in my asshole, because I cringe so much, but I didn't do that once during this one! On the cringe meter, this interview gets a 0.1. Besides, Brad Pitt co-signs my upcoming wedding (in my imagination) to Anderson Cooper and that's all you really need to do to win me over (for now).
The entire interview is longer than longer, so you can click here to read the whole thing. Below are just a few quotes.
On why he won't marry St. Angie right this second:
“I have love in my life, a soul mate—absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don’t get married, I replied, ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’ I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it—hate mail from religious groups. I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I’ve had the privilege of seeing my gay friends being parents and watching their kids grow up in a loving environment.”On Prop 8:
"It's ridiculous that Prop 8 took away gay people's right to marry! I have no understanding of that kind of hatred. Maybe it's fear of difference or of the unknown. If you feel belittled, maybe you need someone else to belittle to feel powerful. It's the only way I know how to explain it. You've got religion telling you what to think about homosexuality, about marriage. They say homosexuality is a choice, a lifestyle, something you can be cured of, and that isn't true. But if you're tucked away and have no friends who are gay, you'll believe what the preachers say. Just think of it in terms of being in love--how would you feel if someone told you that you couldn't be with the person you loved?"On spiritual stuff:
"I grew up in a Christian community and for me the positive thing was that once a week, on Sundays, we focused on bigger issues. But the negative to me is that it was very stifling in the end because it was about what you can't do. Now, Christians will argue, 'That's not true.' To me, I just found Christianity to be, 'Don't do this, don't do that.'"On France:
"There's real value in the quality of life in France. They've got a great healthcare system, great education. The Lycee Francaise is a bilingual international school that works for us because we can plug the kids into the school program even if we are off doing a movie somewhere, like London or New York. Most places have a Lycee program.On smoking the good shit in the olden days:
“I liked to smoke a bit of grass at the time, and I became very sheltered. Then I got bored. I was turning into a damn doughnut, really. So I moved as far away from that as I could. I was done. In Missouri, where I come from, we don’t talk about what we do—we just do it. If we talk about it, it’s seen as bragging.”On the grotto behind the waterfall in his L.A. house:
"It is a great place for sex."
Okay, can you really picture the pristine St. Angie of today wet humping on Brad behind a waterfall? Old Angie, yes. New Angie, no. Besides, if her skinny ass rubs against rocks, it would probably start a damn fire!
And here's a few pictures of Benjamin Button looking a little constipated while posing by himself and with a dog friend. Also, is it just me or does he kind of have STAINS' eyes in the cover picture? Cuuuuuuuupcakes!
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me too just saying, darling.
You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War? Hubbel Gardner.
ah....okay nyonya, but do you realize this thread is about BP and NOT about JA??...I'm just saying...
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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
JA is a mature and smart woman..she can be bitchy cause she ia a business woman..you have to be bitchy and tough to survive the Hollywood business..her PR company mostly manage her movie deals and public image..but as far as her personal life..she handle it.
She is still seeing BC..far before JM, but they will stay private..cause the last one with JM not on her liking..part of her used him to deflect the Bermuda triangle.,,and make her PUMA movie happen.
The deal is she will talk about it and JM keep quite..but when JM start talk on Ryan S show and twitter..she pull the plug..
This woman who took decission on man she date. She is so opposite of the poor Jen…it is soo funny that how the media turn it upside down.
Remember she the one who divorce BP, cause she knows he is not into her, she will not beg a man stay with her.
She is known to enjoy casual fling and not ready to settle, her main focus is.her production company.thats way BC keep deny it.
She helps BC with his movie part. (the HJNIU part for BC is got help from JA, she willing to take part if he is in, and Ben Afflect in because of JA,) thats way she arrange meeting with Drew & BC on her home 2007. and Yes Man with Jim Carey.
Butler went to BC Hangover party, he knew about JA and BC.
The photo of her dating with BC being taken by mobile phone, they drive together. and BC did the stunt date with Renee to deflect it. She will try to keep her single image, so both of their career not being overshadow. but BC always saying his type of woman description that sound like JA. check out the youtube interview between BC and Mara? (radio dj)..when she to BC you can do better than JA, he is said who is better than her and how JA is a great girl..but deny on dating her and deny about A Team movie…he do not want jink it!
She will earn Oscar and will begin to work behind the camera.
She loves her girlfriends,and has plenty of loyal. friends..specialy Kristin Hann, this is one of the reason,JM being dumped, he is not being accepted by her GF.
Plus dont forget some of the hater comes from AJ personal assistant, she hire them to directly response to internet for managing her image..she use personal life for publicity (gushing about her sex life,kids,love,humanitarian,etc and public loves it,
JA not comfortable with it, but she start to open up more,specially when she dating JM, thats way she said the Uncool things.
But now she will more not embrace on it. she is too busy with her new project.
She talk with BP mostly for the movie project, she usually help him to close the deal, specially when talk with the star, she has the most intensive Hollywood connection than BP.
BP will stay wih AJ. They are a brand!
JA will not want to be a step mother to AJ kids, she still not forgiven her for keep bragging about she took BP from her.
JA grew up knowing that she is not pretty but funny….even went on therapy , but now she start to be more relax.
She might not be label as the beautiful type like AJ but she is as talented and hard working actress with plenty of Hollywood heavy weight connection. Beauty is the eye of beholder!
What is the point to be beautiful on outside but not inside?.JA is a true beauty and smart cookie..the nipple gate is just one of her old trick..she use no padding bra (a lot of actress did it) and use ice..she is promote her new movie.and summer most women not like use padding bra.
Nipple is normal..but when JA show it..there is still make people talk!
Its show how powerful she is..even the hater has to comment..he..he
She is clever!
You think you're easy? Compared to what, the Hundred Years' War? -- Hubbel Gardner.
Pitt is such a dip-shit
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"Celebutards always display their ignorance by talking too much, Megan Fox & Brad Pitt, are you listening"?
Pitt lives with a knife throwing psycho. Of course he takes risks all the time.
HotSlut> Oh, thank JEEBUS.
I honestly didn't see that part. All caught up in the "crazy" rant. ;) Well done.
All you people who thought I was serious: Come now, I said she was the goddess of GIGGLES! I guess no one caught on to that.
Pitt, I loathe you even more now!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:52pm.
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Exactly. You know what surprises me, is that he hasn't tried to tie his recent divorce to his stance on gay marriage. Theoretically speaking if he had still been married, in order to make such a dramatic statement would he have divorced? He's trying to sound like he's making a huge sacrifice and taking a hit for the gay community when in fact it's really quite convenient for him at the present moment to not be married.
Yawn. This shit again?. Just say you don't want to get married and be done with it, asshole. I fucking hate assholes who use social/political issues to gain publicity and fill their own pathetic agenda. Gays don't need hypocritical straight people to dodge marriage to "make a stand" for their rights; actually, this is the most stupid thing to "fight" for gay equality. Not marrying your partner is not going to change a thing, it's not even going to change your own lifestyle. People have lived in open relationships for ages, it's not new... and it matters less if it's about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. There are better ways to educate the bigots, but those ideas are out of reach for this idiotic redneck.
I have no fucking clue what a Lycee Program is, but sounds like those "Distance learning courses" types you used to see on magazines in the 70's and 80's. I remember the courses were mecanography, how to draw cartoons, sewing, etc. I highly doubt these uneducated pieces of Hollywood crap give a proper education a second thought and I doubt their spawns will end up having an independent life,s o why bother to send them to a normal school.
And I'm so tired of reading the crap this asshole vomits about his great love life with Bag of Bones.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
So I have no idea if this was already said, but someone should inform Bradley that the whole waiting to get married until all can get married is all nice, but he was already married and so was she twice.
*sigh* I hate pseudo-intellectuals. They are so boring and liars at the core, because they don't see how hypocritical their existence is.
And that "our marriage is a political statement" crap is a sure fire indicator that if they ever do get married...it won't last long.
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:52pm.
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I guess that wasn't the best example but ya I really think he's hiding behind a popular cause here. And to be honest I've done the same thing in the past when people asked me why I never ate meat I would tell them because I didn't want to harm animals instead of explaining that I found the idea of eating an animal repulsive and I honestly got grossed out that I might encounter a vein or chunk of animal fat in my meal.
Submitted by kiv on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:34pm.
I agree with everything you wrote except maybe the comparison... I don't think muslims WANT to eat pork, you know? For religious reasons. Well, maybe they want to at times but not more than they want to adhere to their religious beliefs. I think that gay people actually want to get married... or at least have the option to marry. You know? So you're not eating pork to empower people who don't want to eat pork is useless. I believe some people might abstain from marriage to speak out against the inequality of rights and really mean it... but not Brad Pitt. I don't believe much of what he says anyway. He seems a bit stupid and I just wonder who put this idea in his head -- Angie? And who put it in hers. Cliches and unoriginal thought are like STDs in Hollywood. But everything else, I'm with you on -- even down to being Catholic and grossed out by pork.
Plecostomus> Ah, you are very wise. *bows*
We need a dlisted dictionary up in here.
I, for one, would like to see the definitions of "boot moves" and "couch batteries".
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 12:19pm.
Submitted by Libra on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:51am.
You are not alone. And he has always been overrated, people never go and see his movies when he is headlining them.
Depp is sooo much better without even having to try
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I will agree with the Depp comment. And, come to think of it, of the maybe 3 Brad Pitt movies I've seen, only Fight Club did I see in the theatre. But I also never saw the oooh-aaah in him. So not my type. I didn't even see that Benjamin Button thing. I heard it was long and from the trailers, it seemed a bit heavy-handed. I blame Brad Pitt. When he acts, he seems so obviously to be acting. Other than that, a big WHATEVER to Brad Pitt. This whole thing with Angelina did make him marginally more interesting to me so maybe Stars... has a point. I'll have to say I found him utterly boring with both Gwyneth and Aniston, though -- a touch interesting with Lewis and Jolie.
Submitted by Libra on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:51am.
I'm probably one of those *few* people who NEVER found him attractive and never will !!!
Agreed, when he was younger he was TOO pretty, and now, well, just look at him.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:57am.
I do agree that Brad Pitt is spewing bullshit, but you do realize that not supporting a cause, taking a stand, or doing philanthropic work because you can't support ALL causes and help ALL people is also a bullshit excuse to do nothing, right? That said, it never seemed this would be Brad Pitt's cause... maybe he's all into it because Angelina Jolie's gay (or at least half). I realize they've both been married before but it really is recently, isn't it (?), that the possibility of gay marriage has come so close to realization. Anyway, there was another couple who took this stance for awhile... wasn't it someone like Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford back in the day? Or was it their thing simply not to deny that they were gay?
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I see what you're saying, but a heterosexual couple saying they refuse to get married because gay's cannot, is the same as me being a Catholic and saying I won't eat pork until muslims are allowed to eat pork (when in truth I won't eat pork because it grosses me out). They are not benefitting or harming anyone by NOT getting married. I would have more respect for him if he was just honest and said they just don't want to get married because they don't believe in it, instead of using a popular issue as their motivation. I guess it shows they are very media savvy and they will use any cause to continue to propel their image as humanitarians and social activists.
Submitted by Libra on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:51am.
I'm probably one of those *few* people who NEVER found him attractive and never will !!!
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I never found him attractive either. I totally fail to see his appeal nor do I understand why he and St. Angie have become the patron saints of charitable giving when they give surprisingly little even when compared to other celebs. As gia points out, most of the money they give comes from the whoring out of their kids to various glossy mags and even then, the full fee is never donated to charity. A lot of people think all the money from the pictures of Shiloh and the twin Messiahs went to charity when in fact it did not. "SOME" was donated and Mr. and Ms. Famewhore never clarified what "some" was.
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:38am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:28am.
I bet you think he is just soooo "cool" and "uplifting and deeply spiritual" when he tells his fans that he bangs his baby momma in the grotto
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I frankly find it kinda hwat to ponder being grotty in a grotto, but I'd substitute Javier for Brad. Doesn't the virgin Mary appear in grottos?
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Brad is not exactly forthcoming about his use of the herb. If the good old days is 2 years ago, I'll buy it, otherwise he's full of shit. My doctor met him when he and Angelina were in the middle east at an Army base. Dr. says Brad was fucking baked both times he met him. Why would he make shit like that up? We laughed our asses off.
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Submitted by Libra on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:51am.
You are not alone. And he has always been overrated, people never go and see his movies when he is headlining them.
Depp is sooo much better without even having to try
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Brad is so full of crap.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:25am.
Straight people getting married does not prevent gay folks from getting the right to marry. They are two separate things.
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True that, but I look at like... not eating until everyone at the table is served. It's good manners, too bad I think BP's motivation is suspect (in as much as I don't think his heart is really in it)... that said, I'm straight and would get married if I had someone I wanted to marry.
Submitted by gia on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:40am.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:25am.
"I won't marry until gays have the right to marry." - this is a bullshit excuse from people who just don't want to get married, and want to sound noble about what is essentially a selfish decision.
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Maybe they should go on a hunger strike until everyone can eat, walk barefoot until everyone has shoes, not live in million dollar homes until there isnt any homeless. I know they do their bit of charity, but c'mon now this whole marrige martydom doesnt impress me, it sickens me because its such an empty gesture seeing that I am sure neither one of them wants to get married again.
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I do agree that Brad Pitt is spewing bullshit, but you do realize that not supporting a cause, taking a stand, or doing philanthropic work because you can't support ALL causes and help ALL people is also a bullshit excuse to do nothing, right? That said, it never seemed this would be Brad Pitt's cause... maybe he's all into it because Angelina Jolie's gay (or at least half). I realize they've both been married before but it really is recently, isn't it (?), that the possibility of gay marriage has come so close to realization. Anyway, there was another couple who took this stance for awhile... wasn't it someone like Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford back in the day? Or was it their thing simply not to deny that they were gay?
I'm probably one of those *few* people who NEVER found him attractive and never will !!!
And to top it all... now that he's with Jolie and *pretending* to be this intelligent "artist", savior of mankind and most compassionate... i cant help myself but puke all over his interviews !!! What a douche!
Having said that... i also think its highly unlikely these two will ever break-up! Which means countless more vomit inducing interviews, PDAs and pictures!!!!
Submitted by gia on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:40am.
They do NOTHING for charity. Every dime is from the kid pimping out stash and they PR it to the max (right before a movie comes out, 5000 pics and sound bites from the terrible twosome)
Elton John for example has donated 43 million of his own money yet you never hear him going on and on about it all the time.
:-)
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 11:25am.
"I won't marry until gays have the right to marry." - this is a bullshit excuse from people who just don't want to get married, and want to sound noble about what is essentially a selfish decision.
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Maybe they should go on a hunger strike until everyone can eat, walk barefoot until everyone has shoes, not live in million dollar homes until there isnt any homeless. I know they do their bit of charity, but c'mon now this whole marrige martydom doesnt impress me, it sickens me because its such an empty gesture seeing that I am sure neither one of them wants to get married again.
Submitted by daisydaisy on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:48am.
Poor thing must've convinced himself that he's sooo cool in "European" kind of way. Look at me peeps, I don't have to get married..I'm not bounded by Puritan mindset. I might be a hillbilly but I'm also an architect and savior of the human race.
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Haha...ITA... Plus, I am so tired of hearing about France & how freakin perfect it is there.
sorry kids, i love brad =)
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
"I won't marry until gays have the right to marry." - this is a bullshit excuse from people who just don't want to get married, and want to sound noble about what is essentially a selfish decision.
Straight people getting married does not prevent gay folks from getting the right to marry. They are two separate things.
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:38am.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:28am.
And Dalai Lama Pitt is only famous because of her and all the other women he morphed himself into.
I bet you think he is just soooo "cool" and "uplifting and deeply spiritual" when he tells his fans that he bangs his baby momma in the grotto.
===bwaaahha hee! Squeals - that was nearly as neat as when I was outed as being an undercover Scientologist, here only to gather IP addresses and report them to the mother ship. And on another occasion, a "retarted" mom jean wearing 40 year old. Bitch was a decade too late...
Nice rant tho.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 10:46am.
No I don't get how anybody could love or find anything remotely appealing about "that man". He is like mash without the gravy, cereal without the milk, etc.
Why why why?
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Jack - I will tell you about it in OP.
M.E. - koko's gotten big. chloe started chewin shit up just in the last week. i mean like eating entire fucking plants and digging all the dirt out of them, etc.... skitzo kinda shit. does koko dig/tear up shit?
O/T - I wouldn't fuck Angelina with Jazzy's dick!
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Why is it necessary for celebrities to discuss their sex lives in publications now days?
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!
I don't want to fucking know about your sexual escapades!
Ruins my fantasies.
*stops masturbating*
AWWWW, all the LOVE!
Thanks you guys.
PSL, HAI HOOKER!!!!
♥ attacks and fist bumps 'splodin!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
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Sex behind the grotto? Nah. The only thing that was ever hard on this guy was seventh grade.
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Bradi!
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LMAO @ Bradi! *slapping Stars fingers*
"pay attention"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
Bradi, I am with you. I still love the dude too. Even after all of the triangle shit.
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Asleep in perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple sea
Gonna get me a little oblivion, baby
Try to keep myself away from me
- Counting Crows
Bradi ♥♥♥
"*slaps stars, snaps fingers* Pay Attention"
LMMFAO! OMG, too funny.
*fist bump exploooooode with BradiBITCH*
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Poor thing must've convinced himself that he's sooo cool in "European" kind of way. Look at me peeps, I don't have to get married..I'm not bounded by Puritan mindset. I might be a hillbilly but I'm also an architect and savior of the human race.
He's like a little boy who just learned how to piss standing up and now can't stop pissing.
He'll keep on pissing..I mean talking out of his ass until he runs out of catchy phrases Angie had him memorized.
Note to Pitt: You received a lot of flak about your comments about marriage because you seemed to "forget" that you had been married before (you know, that woman who was your wife when you met you "soul mate"). Oh and said soul mate has been married and divorced twice, too.
This guy is such a fucking douchebag.
*hugs M.E.*
Thanks hor. ♥
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
ROFLMAO at stars.
hahahahahahha....
You really don't get it do you.
I have never endorsed his lifestyle at the moment, I have never declared him nor promoted whatever the fuck he is doing with youknowwho.
*slaps stars, snaps fingers* Pay Attention.
I have never given him credit for the faux follies that are paraded in front of cameras or in interviews.
Take a poll, ask the DLISTED family, since you think I am the equivalent of a stark raving mad Skeletina labia licker, go on, ask anyone here.
I love The Brad, i have for a long time, you cant' really prod some kind of shame out of me for it. I own it just like my douchey love of Jared Leto.
That is all there is stars, that's it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.