Soookeh And Bill Are Getting Married
Spokeswhores for both Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer tell People that the two are going to go down the aisle, kiss in front of a preacher and do all that wedding stuff, because they are engaged. I hope that when they are pronounced vampire and telepath, Stephen turns to everyone and declares, "Sookeh iz mahn!" And then Sookie will sigh and say, "Awwww Beeehl." Seriously, their Southern accents are the best. By the "best," I mean the worst. Anyway.....
27-year-old Anna and 39-year-old Stephen first met on the set of True Blood. They somehow fell in love between filming scenes of them making fake bloody love to each other. Their reps say they started dating on February 24th (SO EXACT!).
Stephen has two children from another relationship. There's been a few rumors that Stephen dropped his old piece to pick up Anna. If that's the case, come on down, Anna! Sienna Miller would like to proudly welcome you into the Bull Dozer Vagina Club!
P.S. - Doesn't Stephen Moyer look totally differenct without his face covered in white flour, translucent foundation (shade: Nicole Kidman) and geisha snot?


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This is just beyond gross. Its so twisted that now that I think about it... I wouldn't be suprised if Season 2 episode 1 (the sex scene) was really them fucking...I hate it when on screnn couples are off screen couples as well...I hope they break up before they walk down the aisle.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:02pm.
I love every character except the preachers wife. She is too damn irritating...but typcial southern woman...I grew up in the south and she really is the most accurate character for southern women.
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I LOVE the preacher's wife--like you said, she is so much a typical southern woman (which is weird because in real life they sometimes get on my nerves), and they made her out to be somewhat inadvertently seductive. But I'm not really interested now that she's turned around again and Jason is suddenly the antichrist to her or whatever.
I think Bill's is the only accent that overtly annoys me on the show, but like Mike, I try to just ignore it and attribute it to being from another era. And cainandabel, fuck you. After spending all my adolescence trying to suppress any southern accent because I knew it would be interpreted as "stupid" by so many people, I can still say that southern accents are definitely not the most grating, unpleasant, or necessarily difficult to understand in the US. The annoying thing, though, is that any time they interview people in the south for the fucking news, they always have to pick the most unattractive, ignorant, or difficult to understand nimrods.
Why does she always look like she's snarling when someone takes her picture?
Is it because in natural light and without Hollywood-quality makeup artists, we'll see what she really looks like?
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I'm a HUGE fan of "True Blood" and I love Sookie and Bill just like anyone but come on...he is WAY to old for her! I thought I could shack up with a man 14 years my senior when I got out of college and trust me - it's not a good idea! They either are too immature or what to make you into an old lady before your time...I'm just saying as a word of warning Sookie!
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I cannot believe Anna is only 27!!
Anna Paquin is a HOT BITCH, I freaking love her. she can marry whoever she wants.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:03pm.
See, when you all say southern i think Georgia, Carolina accents, but the show is set in Louisiana. For those that have been to both places are the Lousiana southern accents different from the Atlantic coast southern accents?
All i know is if they had those deep cajun accents the show would need subtitles.
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From SC and we have several accents all through our state. Our accents are totally different than GA accents and we can tell ourselves apart accordingly. SC and GA peeps are very different than LA and not all Southern people sound like hicks to whoever said we destroy the English language. Actually a lot of the accents are very pleasant to hear.
There are a few exceptions though. Those people rarely have teeth and like to date their cousins.
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he looks like a not-so-wrinkled and younger version of the Hells Kitchen guy whos name has escaped my caffeine riddled brain.....
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Submitted by i stole my own name on Thu, 08/06/2009 - 1:35am.
Isn't anna chulumsky from the south though?
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 5:55pm.
Mike, She's a Kiwi.
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I think actually, according to NZ lore, she was born in Canada and moved here when she was a kid. I don't think she's been back since hitting in big with the Piano and then going to Yale. She definitely wants to disassociate herself from NZ as many people who make it big do. She'll practically vomit if you ask her about NZ and say she's a Canadian though she hasn't been there since she was one. The only guys that claim to be from NZ are me and the guys on Flight of the Conchords. I'm a kiwi and proud of it. Other wankers like Keith Urban and Sam Neil are more than happy to let the press say they're from Oz.
I guess you could say she's from the South-like way way way south-the south pacific.
Anna Paquin used to be such a cute little Kiwi. Remember her in The Piano?
Now she's become this bleach blond piece of fried up trash. I thought the cheap ugly clothes were just part of the role on True Blood but here she is wearing that junk in real life. So wrong.
isn't anna chulumsky from the south though? i'm not positive and i don't care if someone already commented on that, i'm using dial up and i don't have time to read comments, it was hard enough writing this. and i'm not checking for errors either
despite the double N, I'm considering Louisiana with more vowels, then what you consider being from the state and all. idiot
PerOne, double "n" is a local joke...sorry. Just tell me that you don't say "New Or-Leens" when referencing our great city.
I'd hate to mention you spelled Louisianna wrong.
Louisiana, :D
MsElectric, I'm glad we're confident in our states.
I wasn't judging you, just explaining how we are different. Sorry if I confused you with the normal L
A scene. You fit the bill, those of us on the east coast are usually grounded.
Hey PerOne...why so snarky yourself? I'm from Louisianna so I tend to know the accents and how hard they seem to be for actors as they just typically want to throw out a generic southern sound. Did you think I was refering to L.A.? LOL, LA is Louisianna but I learned that in grade school.
She needs to lighten her eyebrows, that is driving me crazy! I wish they didn't make her such a light blonde, it looks wrong on her.
i admit to being hooked on true blood, but i think anna and stephen are my least favorite characters and actors on the show...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
I would have gone for the hot Nordic blonde vampire... YUM! I just started watching the show after hearing people at work talk about it all the time.
They look as good a match as any in Hollyweird. That can mean this will last anything from 7 days to 7 years.
I don't know how to distinguish southern accents - I'm a bloody foreigner! - so that never bothers me when I watch True Blood.
I agree with the sentiment that they just look miscast as Sookie/Vampire Bill though, bad accent or not.
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I was a rabid Stephen Moyer fan when this show first came out. But contrary to reports they have been together for over 2 years now . They just dident make it public until recently. Now that they are a couple i cant watch their love scenes. Its just wrong. Anna is a shitty actress too. I can think of so many other actresses that could play Sookie. But i do love the show.
"MsElectric For an actor to do a real LA accent? wow, they'd have to live and breathe it for a while."
Despite your snarky attitude, I'm sure it'll only take anyone twenty seconds to assume a "LA attitude"
I'm sure Machiavelli would be proud. Form every sentence into a question, and I'll be nigh prepared for anything.
Who cares?
Their first date in February was TWO years ago when the show first went into production...they were "secretly" a couple for quite awhile before spilling the beans. The character of "Sookie Stackhouse" is a blonde in the book series..hence Anna dyes her hair blonde to match her characteristics not because she wants to be another Hollywood blonde starlet. The accents are all over the place though. Every English actor seems to have an easier time of doing an American "southern" accent ...or so they think! For an actor to do a real LA accent? wow, they'd have to live and breathe it for a while.
about accents, it won't seem correct if you are from the particular area. I'm from Maine and the only actress that did justice to the accent was Kathy Bates in two movies, "Misery" and "Dolores Claiborn". "The Departed" did a great job but they kinda exaggerated it, even if it was supposed to be a Boston accent. I know most of the cast is from Boston, they still exaggerated it.
calm down.
it's close to the accent, and no one will get it right until they are actually from the bayou. if it's not exact is a damn close facsimile.
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She grow up fast I remember her in the piano
I agree...love the show but the fake louisiana accents are pretty horrendous.
and magdelene...agreed, louisiana accents are sexy and so are louisiana boys...yum yum
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it's a shame because Louisiana accents are seriously sexay... but most of the accents on the show are soap-opera bad. Opal Gardner Cortlandt- All My Children bad. can barely stand it, but Eric's pretty to look at so I watch. ironic that Bill and Sookie's accents are the worst on the show. Arlene's is definitely southern, but doesn't sound like anyone from LA that I know. kinda Georgian, or maybe NC?
one other observation-- the characters' last names are not at all, in any way, Louisian-an. Merlotte almost sounds cajun, but still isn't quite right... no way is the author from LA, or even the Coast.
sigh. I still miss Spike. his accent was fake, but he pulled it off.
"I also hate the faux-Southern accents. Julia Robert's was fucking hideous in Steel Magnolias."
Isn't Julia Roberts from Georgia? I think she overdid it a bit in the movie, but overall I thought everyone in that movie did pretty well accent-wise.
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"why do people say their accents are bad? what is a good Southern accent?"
I haven't seen True Blood so I don't know about their accents, but in general I'd say a good Southern accent is when you can believe any real person might actually talk that way. There are a lot of variations in the South, yeah, but no one walks around talking like they're in a high school production of Gone With the Wind. Those are the fake accents that drive this Alabamian crazy. (Incidentally, I had no problem with Vivien Leigh's accent in GWTW, but I can't stand to listen to her in A Streetcar Named Desire. What happened, Viv??)
I love the show, but let's be real - SHE IS ANNOYING AS FUCK!
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I really try to think this chick is pretty but she just isnt.
Mmm. . . Bulldozer Vagina might just end up being a tag.
I remember Anna Paquin from when she won an Oscar for the Piano and was literally breathless onstage accepting the award.
I think these two make a cute couple even though I haven't seen the vampiah show. So I hope there was no bulldozing going on, and wish them all the best.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:17pm.
He looks like a younger, better looking Bill Maher to me and she looks like a young Holly Hunter.
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Funny you said that because Paquin played her daughter in The Piano (and won an Oscar for it!). Both Paquin and Hunter look better as pale brunettes. I guess in Anna Paquin's case, she has to have a spray tan to distinguish her from the vampires. I'm happy her career's picked up, but I wish she didn't have to look so fake for it.
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I also hate the faux-Southern accents. Julia Robert's was fucking hideous in Steel Magnolias.
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Anna Paquin, the young Canadian who grew up in New Zealand and whose only acting experience was as a skunk at a school play
huh.
well i'll be.
canadians usually crow incessantly about other canadians who achieved fame. this is the first i've heard that she's one of us.
i bet she left as a baby
still and all - clothed AND sober! well done even if she is technically a canuck.
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Ana Paquin....what the hell happened to her?? She looks like roadkill that's been out in the sun too long.
And the vultures are circling.
He looks like a younger, better looking Bill Maher to me and she looks like a young Holly Hunter. At least that's what occurred to me before I scrolled down to see who they were (know her, him, not so much)
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Oh, hell to the no! What happened to Anna Paquin? She was such a cute little kid and now...this?
I haven't seen that True Blood business, so my brain wasn't properly prepared to see her busted mug.
She looks like the lesbian offspring of Holly Hunter and Trailer Trash Megan from Rock of Love.
Her betrothed looks like Billy Bob Thornton's constipated, alcoholic cousin with black Rit fabric dye rubbed into his hairplugs.
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He just doesn't say sexy vampire to me. He looks more like an embittered store manager.
And they either won't make it up the aisle or they'll break up immediately.
Oh and Anna is a CANADIAN, people. Check the bible, i.e., IMDB.COM.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 6:01pm.
Says the Canadian! Eooow!