Susan Boyle Got A Little Makeover (Sort Of)
Everyone's favorite cat lady with a voice like a magical hummingbird got a tiny little makeover for a spread in Harper's Bazaar. This was Susan Boyle's first big interview with a magazine and she didn't mind getting make-up slathered on her voice or fancy clothes thrown on her body. But Susan said she's not going to go on the HoHan diet or get a blonde weave nest glued to her head anytime soon. Susan said, "Maybe I'll consider a makeover later on. For now I'm happy the way I am -- short and plump. I would not go in for Botox or anything like that. I'm content with the way I look. What's wrong with looking like Susan Boyle? What's the matter with that?"
Absolutely nothing! And I can see that Susan spent a little more time with the tweezer. While I was a fan of her woolly mammoth brows, I am glad that she realized how important eyebrow care is. It's important!
Susan also she was a little shocked after becoming the Queen of YouTube for a minute, "YouTube? What's that? A tube of candy? I don't think so! That was a shock. The YouTube thing was like a demolition ball. "It was just overwhelming -- to find TV stations camped outside your door and the phone ringing 24 hours a day," continues the singer, who briefly checked into a clinic in London after losing the show. "It was good. But overwhelming. It was too big for anyone to handle."
Susan's comment on YouTube reminds my ass of what my mother said the first time we talked about that shit. I was telling her about something I saw on YouTube and she said, "YouTube?! Is that some kind of sex thing?!"
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love love love love her. can't wait for the album to come out.
Wow - she looks great just being herself and not trying to look like the next top model, great job Susan!
Wow...when did Grimace go on Jenny Craig?
I think she looks great.
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You can all snap on me if you'd like, but I can not stand this woman or the hype around her. I was going to say she still looks like a broken tree stump but the shot of her sitting at the piano is not too bad.
I hope her mental health is as good as her dresses in these photos.
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Such a convincing interview, really rings true.
"A tube of candy", Brits say "sweets" not candy.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Looks good and comfortable in her own skin which makes a person look even better. Cool for her.
She almost looks Sharon Osbournish in the third pic
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She finally looks comfortable. I hope she gets whatever she wants out of this whole episode.
good for her, she looks great!
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I just love her - I usually ignore big fads like American Idol for example, but the Susan Boyle fad I was totally on board with. I love her voice and she just has a personality and stage presence that is magnetizing.
Great skin. I envy her that. Oh, and the voice. And the money. And the fame. Wait, yeah and the fame. I for one would definitely pay to see her on Broadway. Hmmm, what would the show be?
She still looks like a poor man's Nathan Lane.
Susan looks cute & classy! Purple is definately her color - Susan Boyle ROCKS!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:30pm.
Not to be a Debbie Downer (no reference to you;p) but she barely touched the "machine" and, apparently shocked the shit out of herself....so, I dunno...I'm kinda thinking this is the last we'll see of her unless we get tickets to some musical...
Yeah, I know. Hospitalized a couple of times. She seems fragile. That's why hope she will be ok-singing for money, or not. I've always thought of "Flowers for Algernon" when I think of Miss Boyle.
Welcome back, BTW! Glad you got back with the "real" stuff! I do the same when I can.
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"Susan's comment on YouTube reminds my ass of what my mother said the first time we talked about that shit. I was telling her about something I saw on YouTube and she said, "YouTube?! Is that some kind of sex thing?!""
ahahaha LOL, mothers say the darnest things, once I went to blockbuster to rent a movie with my mom and I asked her, just to tease her, if she wanted to watch a movie called "Kama Sutra" and she said: "Hell no I don't like Kung Fu movies" LOL LOL mom get a clue! I love her to death.
She looks very nice.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:30pm.
This is a very well done photos shoot. Susan looks, (dare I say it?), lovely in the picture by the piano
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I hope that she can take from fame only what she wants, and not be damaged by the entertainment "machine".
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Not to be a Debbie Downer (no reference to you;p) but she barely touched the "machine" and, apparently shocked the shit out of herself....so, I dunno...I'm kinda thinking this is the last we'll see of her unless we get tickets to some musical...
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This is a very well done photos shoot. Susan looks, (dare I say it?), lovely in the picture by the piano.
I hope that she can take from fame only what she wants, and not be damaged by the entertainment "machine".
She has an amazing voice.
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She looks great, much younger and more relaxed
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Aw, I like the third one.
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I like Susan and can't hate on her. I think I'll dress like that in my fifties.
snarf, i'm not sure if she's lost a lot weight, may be some, but i think she's just being dressed in clothes that are flattering. don't forget about photoshop.
She looks nice, not tricked-out. Good for her. I like Susan.
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A "little" makeover?! Dude, where's the rest of her??! And more importantly, where can I get those diet pills!!?
photosho/lighting, good job.
this is what sharon osbourne would look like without plastic surgery.
I thought that was Sharon Osborne.
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She looks hot in thumbnail #3. But id she had come out all rockin' like that during her audition, would she have made such a big splash?
Good stylist!
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If you put lipstick on a pig...I'm just sayin...
She looks very cute but I'm still over her.
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She looks good! She was crying for her cat when she lost it that one time. I understand that. I love my cats.
She looks cute...like someone who'd be on Broadway if she'd get help for the crazies in her head.
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Where do I apply for that job? I have a black dress...
Good for her, she looks nice. Thanks for the break from the usual skanks.
I for one am glad she nixed the blonde do. So many of those scrabby kneed wanna-be startlets & "songbirds" bleach their hair thinking it makes them sexy. Most of them just look cheap. Love the stylist's choices with her dresses.
Too glammed up for my tastes, I liked her better when she looked like a shlub.
This is the best I've seen her look.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:30pm.
still not over her winning hot slut over Scotland's #1 Male Barbie and I will bring that shit up till I die.
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you and i both. that hot mess was robbed i tells ya!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 3:56pm.
I like that purple jersey dress she's wearing. I like this makeover because she still looks like herself, just neatened up a bit.
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ITA. She cleans up very nicely.
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She looks totally cute. I like the make over. Not HSOTM cute - still not over her winning hot slut over Scotland's #1 Male Barbie and I will bring that shit up till I die.
The dress color reminds of Grimace from McDonald's. :( Poor choice, that!
BIG improvement...but she needs her 17 cats in the spread. And a straight jacket tossed on the piano.
she reminds me a bit of robin williams...yack
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I think she looks great! If it's a make-over, it's an understated one. Nothing wrong w. that.
awww...she is so cute and real. I am glad she is not going to inject poison around her eyes, and starve herself...like all these fake ass sorry looking hollyweird celebutards...she likes herself...that is SO refreshing...short and plump should be the new black....
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 3:35pm.
She looks OK.
Don't like the noppy dominatrix shoes though. Looks like something my goth and PVC ex- flatmate would wear....
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