Wednesday, August 5th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Faces Of Evil
During the first few seconds of this clip, I thought to myself, "Hmmm...In my circle, you can get yourself a free lunch at Olive Garden with facial moves like that." And then it all went dark from there.... My window shades closed by themselves, every door in my apartment locked itself and my cell phone rang, but there wasn't a voice on the other end. It was just static and moaning. The Grim Reaper and I will be skipping down the tunnel to Hell in about 7 days. Great.
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What happened in the video?????
is everyone still debating at the ricky martin thread, just came back from there.
Coma Caca!!
Hi Chirio!
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*Blondeface*
You totally were EEG! Hello!
It's just an argument I never feel like I can win....and it just upsets me and makes me need a cigarette ;)
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hi hi!
Coma Caca!!
Thought I was making a good debate.
But oh well, good evening Miss Jane aka Stoney.
Where is everyone?!!?!? I can't do the gay marriage/adoption fight in the ricky martin thread....ignorant people make me stabby!
helllooooo?
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who's getting fucky times?
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by VaNcItY on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 5:01pm.
Won't be getting laid tonight, but I have a four day fuck marathon coming up! Starts on Friday! YAY!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:59pm.
Ok, tomorrow I want a head count (no pun intended) of everyone who gets laid tonight.
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I am Jealous of Van!
So could someone 'splain what happened in the video? It was removed when I checked it out.
Damn, we have run off the merikans.
That sounds lovely.
Never been to the island? You must! Very beautiful, I lived in Vic for a couple of years.
Ohhh and Galiano, my fave gulf island.
There were no fires where we were. It was actually right across the border in Whatcom County. Basically the middle of nowhere. It was good to get away from the city for a bit though
Yah, it must have been a booty call.... but I don't get it. He doesn't "want to hurt me" but he still wants a booty call? Make up your damn mind!
I've never been to the island, but I heard Tofino is beautiful. Great for surfing apparently!
As you can see by moniker I live on The Drive.
1:46 a.m. huh? Booty call.
Cabin, nice. Hope it wasn't by any of the fires. Going to Tofino this weekend (first time!)
ZOMG! WTF? *sigh*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Port Coquitlam right now. But I've lived everywhere (North Van, Kits, Burnaby).
So, that guy. Well I haven't talked to him for three weeks. I decided I wanted nothing to do with him and I won't call him, and if he happens to call me then I won't answer. I went away to a friend's cabin this weekend and when I got home I had a missed call from him at 1:46 am.
So, I still haven't talked to him.
What area? And what happened with Mr. I don't want to hurt you?
I wasn't happy with anyone so chose the apathetic route.
I know.....fuck am I mad at myself. It's no excuse, but I am fairly new at voting/politcs.
I actually wasn't voting for him so much as the person who would be representing my area. But still....no excuse.
You voted for him???
Crosses Van off Christmas Card list.
Soooooo pissed off. Knew I never should have voted for that asshole! I always got this sleazy feeling from him and I pretty much see right through him.
I was unhappy with the ndp and green around that time, so I thought I'd vote liberal. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE
Jack - BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vancity,
I am seriously pissed off with this HST shite. I would like to look into the laws on how a premier can fuck with a federal tax.
Bye Stoney! Don't shave anything off tonight!
Won't be getting laid tonight, but I have a four day fuck marathon coming up! Starts on Friday! YAY!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:59pm.
Ok, tomorrow I want a head count (no pun intended) of everyone who gets laid tonight.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 2:59pm.
I bought some deodorant at lunch and the instructions said to "remove top and push up bottom". I'm a little uncomfortable walking but everytime I fart it smells great.
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OMG!!! I just read this and I literally LOL!!!!
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the end...
" But I like giving head"
Impressed with you both! Nothing better than a woman who LIKES giving head. Wow.
On that note, I'm out. Enjoy.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
OH....guess it takes a couple of minutes.
*hides head in shame*
FUCK GORDON CAMPBELL!!!
Bye Stoney, check your mail later.
Ok, tomorrow I want a head count (no pun intended) of everyone who gets laid tonight.
BYE MIGRAINE! ♥♥♥♥♥
Bye yall. Time for happy hours.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Interesting, we should do a poll, bet we all use the same technique.
Dudley has said I have a look that says "Fuck me now or lose me forever" no bobbing involved.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:44pm.
BH better gimme sex tonight
LMAO - TAKE IT FROM HIM!!!! lol
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I usually do. I'm the type of ho that when the kids go to bed, we return to the couch to watch TV and I'll just reach over, pull it out of his pants and start bobbing. I know that if I start giving him a BJ, I'll get sex.
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Grrrrrr....that's a dirty trick.
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Well, usually, just grabbing it gets him excited. But I like giving head, so, benefits both of us.
Stoney and I are twins I thinks.
*scratches yes yes*
UGH! Trying to change my picture and everytime I upload it, it shows the same old. Anyone else having this problem?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:44pm.
BH better gimme sex tonight
LMAO - TAKE IT FROM HIM!!!! lol
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I usually do. I'm the type of ho that when the kids go to bed, we return to the couch to watch TV and I'll just reach over, pull it out of his pants and start bobbing. I know that if I start giving him a BJ, I'll get sex.
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dirty trick, but a very effective one. I got woke up at 3am the other night... no complaints!
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Later taters!! See you manana.
I have the same bj for sex technique. Interesting.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:50pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:44pm.
BH better gimme sex tonight
LMAO - TAKE IT FROM HIM!!!! lol
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I usually do. I'm the type of ho that when the kids go to bed, we return to the couch to watch TV and I'll just reach over, pull it out of his pants and start bobbing. I know that if I start giving him a BJ, I'll get sex.
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Grrrrrr....that's a dirty trick.
EEG - that be my 15 year old boy mind. SEX SEX SEX SEX just randomly popping in between work and other thoughts.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:44pm.
BH better gimme sex tonight
LMAO - TAKE IT FROM HIM!!!! lol
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I usually do. I'm the type of ho that when the kids go to bed, we return to the couch to watch TV and I'll just reach over, pull it out of his pants and start bobbing. I know that if I start giving him a BJ, I'll get sex.
I want sex tonight too.
*glues merkin on yes yes*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
M.E.
settle down there Slim.
Maybe if you ask nicely?.....
Whew. My manager is back to help me with this bid! THANK GOD!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 4:44pm.
BH better gimme sex tonight
LMAO - TAKE IT FROM HIM!!!! lol
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Well that was random M.E.!
My hair is as dark as night, sometimes I dye it black to make it even darker. Suits me.
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one bright day, in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back, they faced each other
took out their swords and shot one another
BH better gimme sex tonight.
Stoney, yes, I have my SIL highlight mine too, except the bitch has been ignoring me for 3 months and won't do it! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
madam ex
Brandon (Carlton ) FTW!!!!!
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