Leo Of The Ocean
Leonardo DiCatchAHo is officially back in the pussy prowling game which means that model agencies should go ahead and forward all portfolios to his office if they want the booking. Don't even think I won't mail my own portfolio (aka a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper) of MySpace and Facebook pictures to Leo! A Barbizon diploma proudly hangs over my toilet, so this makes me a part-time model. Don't question my credentials.
Since Leo never takes a break from model scouting, he took a few pieces with him to Ibiza where they are all sunning their bits. Speaking of bits, I never know what to expect when Leo takes his top off. It's like opening something out of Sanrio's mystery grab bag bin. Sometimes you get a two titty special with a scoop of man gut. Other times you get a big slice of sexy. Leo is currently somewhere in between. And I'd still it. My no-no would never let go! WELL, Leo was in Poison Ivy! Anybody who had a part in that masterpiece deserves to get their taint tickled.
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They didn't post the pic where Verne Troyer kicked sand in his face and made him cry.
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lol@Leo of the Ocean. I can't hate on Leo. I think he's a good actor.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:56pm.
He's cute but I can't take him seriously. He's all about saving the earth at any cost but can't date anybody other than a model? Gimme a fuckin break.
In fact, he bicycled from LA to NY. Then, using his rafting training after the Titanic "sank" (That was so fake! Like a steel ship could be crushed by an iceberg!), he kayaked to Ibiza. The two models help him conserve energy at night and they eat no more than one normal child.
madam, apologies for the wording. I meant to say that to many people - still! - being childless by choice means that deep down, one is either: a) gay; b) selfish.
I don't know Di Caprio, so I don't want to speculate he's either of those things, but there's always, always people who are certain he's either or both due to his dating habits and childless life.
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oooh Leo is sexy! but a terrible actor with the voice of a pubescent boy.yeah I'd still hit it even though he ain't built.
All I saw in this post were the words "Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper." Clearly my mind is in the right place.
And Leo seems like he's a bit of a douche, though I can't place why.
~FACT: I wanna live in a castle.
@SIBISI, if one doesnt have children, that automatically makes them homosexual??? You confused me with that sentence.
I want to dispute his merits as a human being tho!
... Joking...
I don't like him at all, but yes, he's an accomplished actor.
Don't care for his appearance, but I can read his future!
He'll be the next generation's George Clooney.
Forever a bachelor, totally smug about his endeavours 'to make the world a better place' and a future Oscar winner.
He will never have children,which will spark rumours about his true sexuality.
However, 20 years from now, this will not matter at all, as we'll either be all dead - due to wars, famine and anything NOT related to global warming - or we'll have invented a way to create a human being in a lab and gestate the creature in an artificial womb too.
So... reproducing the conventional way will not be directly linked to one's sexuality, as people of any sexual orientation will be able to reproduce without the inconvenience of needing surrogates, paper and all that shit.
Even heteros will be doing this instead of fucking people from the other sex. This will finally drill into people's head that childless people are not necessarily gay.
They will always be considered selfish, however, because only the unselfish are childless. People having babies to 'hold down a man', or get food stamps aren't though.
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Say whatever you want about Leo but he will always be one of my favorite actors and I think he is very handsome....I loved him in BasketBall Diaries...a young actor with not much experience, he nailed that role. Amazing....I love love love him.
Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:52pm.
How does this turd get all these models? I never got his appeal.
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He's Hollywood royalty, come on!
If The Piv can actually get laid...
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Bottom-feeder.
He's cute but I can't take him seriously. He's all about saving the earth at any cost but can't date anybody other than a model? Gimme a fuckin break.
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How does this turd get all these models? I never got his appeal.
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He's not fooling me. I have always thought homeboy is gay and there have been quite a few persistent rumors in H-wood about it over the years. I think he's really doing it with the dude in pic #11 and the female models are just for show.
You'll have to rent "Total Eclipse (1995)" to see all of his bits, but I'll warn ya its No Big Thing.
for some reason, i always expect leo to be a lot fatter than this...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:53am.
yeah and that ho with the tat has NO ASS!
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You're right, it's flatter then a pancake...LOL.
I really like Leo & he seems to be a great actor, but he usually doesnt really do it for me. His looks are the type where I would have to get to know him better in order to gauge his hotness. You know how people sometimes get hotter the more you know them?
I thought it was a constipated Tom Cruise
Will he ever get tired of the "model types" he is a total modelizer, but I don't know maybe he should try a regular girl just for shit and giggles see how it goes.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:43am.
What bugs me more, though, is that the hos in the second to last picture aren't holding their wine glasses properly. You're supposed to hold the stem when you have white or other chilled wine.
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What bugs me is that they even bothered to put it in a glass. That's just an extra, unnecessary step.
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yeah and that ho with the tat has NO ASS!
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I agree that Leo has aged well. In 'Titanic', he looked like a wall-eyed little girl. He's a hell of an actor, and he has "it".
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*has tattoo above pubic bone*
*hides*
I'd hit it.. any day
I love Leo, a little pudge on him looks ok. I'll watch any movie he's in, except The Beach and Critters 3.
RE: Crotch Tatoo - - EW!
What bugs me more, though, is that the hos in the second to last picture aren't holding their wine glasses properly. You're supposed to hold the stem when you have white or other chilled wine.
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RE: Crotch Tatoo - - EW!
What bugs me more, though, is that the hos in the second to last picture aren't holding their wine glasses properly. You're supposed to hold the stem when you have white or other chilled wine.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Leo looks like a pouty 12-year-old who was denied access to his xbox.
Okay don't burn me at the stake! We is are still pals! I just don't get his appeal. And anyone who ALWAYS has to date models? Whatever. He for sure is not a model. Why demand what you are not?
Leo is hot. A bit of exercise, he would be perfect!
Regarding Leo's Brunette piece of ass in the turqoise bikini, nothing says "classy" quite like a crotch tattoo...
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Basketball Diaries is one of my favorite movies. Leo was EXCELLENT in that.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:03am.
Oxygen, I'm gonna have "Oh leo oh leo oh" stuck in my head the rest of the day. lol. good thing that dance isn't for everyone, just the sexy people.
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LOL. I've still got the sexies however if I tried to do that dance, I'd be on a gurney for hip surgery and ankle braces.
Oh Hell yes Stoney - Basketball Diaries! I almost forgot - Leo earned his pay in THAT one - but the book was WAY RAUNCHIER....today they would try to make this into a MUSICAL - "Highschool Basketball Diaries 4"!!!! Starring purdy purdy Zac E. Can you see him shooting heroin on a pristine Roche-Bobois silk sofa with Monet's "Waterlillies" print in the background????
"It's too laaaate for Sharon Tate".......
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LEO LEO LEO LEO!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't give a rat's ass if he's pudgy. I'd hit it upside down, backwards, sideways, in traffic, etc.
I LOVE LEO!
He reminds me of Jack Nicholson. I don't like where he's headed, what a tramp!
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Leo has a "type" like George Clooney has a type. Think of the tales they'll tell in the nursing home (Swedish nurses, natch).
at the peak of his beauty (12 years ago) he looked like a pretty girl...now he just looks haggard and skinny fat...and sometimes he looks just plain fat.
Gisele spoke to the Brazilian press about an ex- and his dependance on little blue pills. No excuse for that when all you date is supermodels.
*gets portfolio ready*
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When he was younger, he did nothing for me. Looks better as he has gotten older. Looked hot in Blood Diamond.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:46am.
LOL! RL better watch out for the Bingo Wings. Couple of slaps from them and it's a TKO.
Oxygen, I'm gonna have "Oh leo oh leo oh" stuck in my head the rest of the day. lol. good thing that dance isn't for everyone, just the sexy people.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:41am.
oxy: pass the shrooms
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hahahahahaaaa....*sips more "cow-poo tea" and fed-ex's magic fungus to snowy*
I think he is an excelent actor.. but not that good looking.
LEO! LEO! LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TheBreakdown
He needs to stop fighting his inner pudge, just Jack (Nicholson) it up and date vampid models.
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I know it was a typo but the word "vampid" appeals to the logophile in me. Cool word!
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Ok, I see what ricki is saying. I hate it when you are aware someone is acting. I can KINDA see that in Leo. But not in Basketball Diaries. He was crazy believable in that role. And he was awesome in Gilbert Grape and definitely believable in The Beach.
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I'd say this is about the best I've seen Leo look in swim trunks (not saying much).
I never got the whole 'hearthrob' thing with him, even ten years ago or whatever. However, I think he's a pretty solid actor - I thought he was great in Departed, Blood Diamond, Catch Me If You Can, and Revolutionary Road. He was even great in Aviator, but unfortunately it was a horribly written and boring film. I think he's a fine actor, particularly compared to someone like Stu-Pitt with his 2-role range (manic or totally flat and unemotional, i.e., brooding). He's a brilliant actor when compared to the pretty-boy eye-candy of the day (i.e., Efron).
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:25am.
Wasn't he and Jude sharing a slice of Pizza Face Pie a while back?
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HAHAHA nicely worded.
Also, baldy has weird belly button, but lets not forget John Stamos' weird alien belly button.
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Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?