Do Your Part, Piss In The Shower!
A new PSA (Pissy Service Announcement) running in Brazil is urging everyone in the country to go ahead and let the urine flow while you're conditioning your hair! SOS Mata, the environmental group responsible for the ad, says that 4,380 liters of water can be saved a year if every household didn't flush their toilet at least once a day. They even suggest that you make it a non-stop partying by brushing your teeth in the shower while you wash your nalgas and go pissy times. And if you're really feeling it, tickle the genitals while you're in there. Clean up is a snap! You'll save a baby wipe too (sorry Terrence).
You know, I've never had a problem with turning on the skin faucet in the shower, but I once dated some dude who was totally against it! Yeah, dude didn't have a problem using his tongue as a tong to toss the salad, but pissing in the shower was repulsive to him. If he had to go while in the shower, he would open up the curtain, piss into the toilet and then flush. It was that serious. I told his ass that there was a good chance the piss traveled through pipes and trickled out of the shower head onto his head. Dude was partaking in a little golden shower action whether he liked it or not!
P.S. - King Kong (at the 0:35 mark) should be arrested for pee peeing on people's heads without their written consent.
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I never even questioned the fact that people pee in the shower until that Seinfeld episode where George gets caught and outed for peeing in the shower in the gym.
Who in the hell DOSeN"T?
Hey people!
Here's the video with translation!
http://dotsub.com/view/0e72a9b1-2f0e-452b-8d77-e8ef19e61bd3
Michael K - I fucking love you!
If there were only a way to harness the energy of all the piss and shit animals and humans make everyday and use it to power cars, that would serendipitous!
I cop to peeing in the shower. I also clean the shower, so it's my prerogative.
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They should make another ad encouraging everyone to just piss on the streets. That would save even more water. Many people already do it there anyway... And the (lack of) clothes should certainly not get in their way...
what a cute little cartoon ~ now I can imagine all these little kids in Brazil pissing everywhere, because that's what they do in cartoons! awe... how cute.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I love pissing in the shower this way you can wash the whoo haa and it will not come out smelling like urine. You can only piss so many times a day without your chooch smelling like dried piss. Unless of course you carry babywipes (like me) but still...just rubbing piss into your genitals will eventually give you a smelly box.
TRUTH!
ETA: After reading a few comments, I have to agree, how can you not wash your hands, you are touching the door to the entrance, you are locking the door after people just pissed or shit and you touch your face to fix your make up without washing your hands first. GROSSSS!!
Plus I take a papertowel with me after I wash my hands to open the door to get out. There are fecal/urine matter all over bathrooms. Even your own at home. No matter how clean you keep it, there are still shit in the air. That is why I WILL NEVER EVER put my toothbrush in those caddy things. I wrap mine up in papertowels everyday, a new towel daily.
Where does Xuxa xixi? She needs to do a PSA.
I shower w/ my husband. When I'm not showering w/ him, I shower w/ my 4 year old daughter. We pee in the shower, brush our teeth while letting the water rinse our hair, I shave my legs while my husband is rinsing. We have a method. We don't flush our pee until the bathroom starts smelling like a public urinal. But we do flush it down if it's brown. I can't let a floater in the toilet, I just can't.
But think of all the water saved when people don't wash their hands after they use the toilet. I witness so many well dressed women check their make-up after using the shitter but disregard the faucet.
Remember the campaign to "shower with a friend"?
Submitted by frivolousglitch on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:00am.
suggesting that we brush our teeth in the shower to save water really makes it seem like they don't *get* what they're trying to accomplish.
i'm pretty sure my shower puts out more water during the time it takes me to brush my teeth than my sink ever could. especially since i turn the water on to wet my toothbrush and then turn it right off again. then turn it on to rinse... and then turn it off again.
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You're doing what people are instructed from a young age to do to save water (what they *should* do), but a lot of people let the tap run the entire time they're brushing their teeth (so about 2 or 3 minutes worth of wasted water).
The PSA's reasoning seems fine to me in that case. If you're already standing in the shower for longer than it takes to brush your teeth, then you can maximize that time by brushing and cut the 2-3 minutes of water running later.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I've always done that. If I'm taking a shower and get the urge to pee, I'm not gonna get out of the shower all wet and go sit on the toilet!
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
I've been doing my part for many years now, I thought everyone brushed their teeth and peed in the shower all while you have a little hair conditioner on?? Just multi tasking people...
This PSA is actually really cute, language and graphics.
I do it almost every time I get in the shower!! I have also barfed in the shower and in the kitchen sink.
Classy: I'll get there some day soon...
my parents went last year and had a great time
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:31am.
Classy: I didn't mean to insult you! I want to visit Brazil so bad.
But I have been to "little Brazil" in Newark a few times to get ma hair did and the soap operas made me want to rip my hair out! LOL what's that one "Paradisio" or something with the horses?
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Hah, I know you didn't! Sorry if *I* sounded harsh, English is not my first language and all...
I don't follow soap operas, so I can't help you there =(
And Brazil is a really beautiful country, and insanely diverse! You can shop in São Paulo (lots of fancy designer stores, and a bazillion places to eat and go dancing... not to mention lots of wonderful art museums!), go to Rio hang out at the beaches, eat fabulous seafood in Bahia, visit the Amazon jungle in Amazonas, or go to the south and enjoy cool weather and german/polish food from the immigrants. And that's just for starters!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:31am.
How dare you Snowy!!!
"o Clone is the Best Novela ever made" despise the ridiculous ending.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by will.i.am on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:01am.
I piss in the shower, I piss in pools, I piss in the ocean, I piss in peoples gardens at partys... I even pissed in a McDonalds drive-thru once
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HA HA HA HA!!!
Classy: I didn't mean to insult you! I want to visit Brazil so bad.
But I have been to "little Brazil" in Newark a few times to get ma hair did and the soap operas made me want to rip my hair out! LOL what's that one "Paradisio" or something with the horses?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Ha ha ha!! Funniest thing evah. King Kong peeing the shower for HOT SLUT! Or just peeing in the shower.
And who hasn't peed in the shower? When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 11:05am.
OMG really Mike? I think it sounds so harsh!
at least the Brazilian version
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Of course it will be harsh, it's just a bunch of brats screaming!!
Try listening to our music, I'm sure you will change your mind. Portuguese (from Brazil, not Portugal) is a super sexy language.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Guys, I'm brazilian and THIS SHIT IS FAKE!!!
Please. It's old and fake, just something meant to be funny. We don't air that shit here, and we certainly don't expect the people to take it seriously!
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
*making long list of people's houses I won't be visiting, even if invited*
OMG really Mike? I think it sounds so harsh!
at least the Brazilian version
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
what about pissing in the sink while brushing one's teeth...does that count too? plenty of men do that too...even MK has mentioned that one before ha!
here in Brazil people are totally commited to that campaign. they have buses and vans out spreading the word! all pee in the shower!
i think it's totally awesome. been doing that for years!
I piss in the shower, I piss in pools, I piss in the ocean, I piss in peoples gardens at partys... I even pissed in a McDonalds drive-thru once.
suggesting that we brush our teeth in the shower to save water really makes it seem like they don't *get* what they're trying to accomplish.
i'm pretty sure my shower puts out more water during the time it takes me to brush my teeth than my sink ever could. especially since i turn the water on to wet my toothbrush and then turn it right off again. then turn it on to rinse... and then turn it off again.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:43am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:39am.
between this and the one square of toilet tissue for each shit, what's next. use the same rubber again?
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*counts number of children*
You're not supposed to do that?
LOL, but for reals, I have my girl cause we used the same foam for two screws... true.. lol....
I want to urinate in the coffee maker.
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Fucka doodle-do.
If all we had to do to save the planet was piss in the shower that shit would've been saved eons ago.
Although I am quite pleased to find out I have been doing the world a world of good with minimal effort on my part for 22 years now.
That's right ladies and Gentlemen, you're welcome!
I LOVE the sound of Portuguese.
gee, what an interestingly graphic PSA. you wouldn't see that on tv in the all uptight USA.
although there's a viagra ad on every other minute
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Everyone pees in the shower, it's just a fact of life!
*stabby today*
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Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:10am.
Does it count if I get peed on instead of taking a shower?
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That's like the ULTIMATE environmentally friendly way to shower. You don't waste water flushing or bathing!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by Team KFed on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 10:10am.
Does it count if I get peed on instead of taking a shower?
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That's like the ULTIMATE environmentally friendly way to shower. You don't waste water flushing or bathing!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Does it count if I get peed on instead of taking a shower?
Meh, sometimes you just got to go in the shower anyway - you don't realize you have to pee until the warm water hits ya.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:55am.
She broke up with me cuz I kept shitting in the catbox.
Been pissing in the shower since '88. Way ahead of the curve.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you. - Oscar Wilde
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P.S. MK, that's not King Kong its R Kelly.
...Well the Yanks hate the Reds
And the Greeks hate the Turks
I really hate to say it
But they're all a bunch of jerks
Seems like everybody's shakin'
'Cause the big one's 'bout to fall
I'm just tryin' to hold it steady while I
Piss On The Wall
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Well, I had to follow you
Though you did not want me to
But that won't stop my lovin' you
I can't stay away, Blamin' it all...
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:47am.
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Duly noted.
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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:53am
Migraines (NOT YOU SALLY) mucho el sucko. Hope you feel better.
O/T - I usually just piss outside.
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"Did you KNOW it is snowing in my room, god dammit!?"
Raul Duke- LOL! I will make a special note of that. Hopefully there will be no break-ups in my household.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:46am.
Chirio, no.... Oro líquido.
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Duh meeeeeeeeeee! I just woke up. haha...or trying to wake up. Had tummy issues last night and a migraine in the middle of the night. still with the migraine.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:48am.
Maybe we could also use litter boxes to cut down on flushing.
I need to get 1 cat, 1 litter box and some Tidy Cat after I leave work today.-------------------------------------------------
A deuce in the cat box makes a nice parting gift during a break-up.
Looks like I have been saving water for years!
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