The Saint Breastfeeds
Daniel Edwards, the artiste behind such pieces of work like "Brit Brit Pushing Out A Cheetoling" and the "OctoMommy Butt Plug," will unveil his new sculpture at Mainsite Contemporary Art space in Norman, Oklahoma in September.
In honor of Chichifeeding Week, Daniel has created a life-sized sculpture of the saint of all saints, Angie Jolie. Daniel said he was inspired by that "private picture" on the cover of W Magazine taken by Brad Pitt of one of the twin messiahs suckling on Angie's divine breast.
The sculpture titled "Landmark for Breastfeeding" shows St. Angie breastfeeding her twins in the "football-hold."
In real life, St. Angie didn't have to hold them like that. The chosen ones stayed afloat thanks to their retracting angel wings and halos. The celestial powers of St. Angie's holy titty water also took them HIGHER.
Come September, the city of Norman will be Brangaloonie central. They are probably already waiting in line, freaking out at the thought of worshiping at their GOD'S feet. If Daniel wants to make a few extra coins, he should make a pillow person version of this, so Brangaloonies finally have something to cuddle with (besides their Lara Croft doll).
And am I the only one that really really really wants to light the wick on top of St. Angie's head?
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Is that big, beautiful African woman Oprah? That is a fertility figure if I ever say one!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:28am.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:23am.
I kinda like the Oprah bronze statue. It reminds me of the Venus of Willendorf fertility figure
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Seconded, DeeDee. How ironic, though, that the Big O's never had any of her own.
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Ooooo, yes! Very ironic. Although I bet she considers her viewers her "children." *shudder*
And I completely agree about the second thumbnail looking like Akasha.
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That's supposed to be Britney in that second one? looks more like Katharine Heigl...
Worrrd to your mother...
what happened to her vein that pops out of her forehead?
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apparently now it's sticking straight out of the top of her head!! lol
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 1:54pm.
OH god kill me now.
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I wouldn't give a damn about this statue except for two things. 1, she looks like a survivor of smallpox. 2, this dude is notorious for making statues that are basically his sex dolls. Sicko.
And if I were Oprah, I would fucking kill him for sculpting me like that.
OH god kill me now.
Pretty sure that having this poseur artist making one's sculpture is the kiss of death.
Just watch as Angie Jo's career goes from A-List to 'reality tv show star' within a year or two, right after her split with Pitt, which will unleash a crazy train much, much crazier than when Brit divorced KFed.
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This guy is an artist? Really???================================================
the end...
Ok, so I'm amused by the one of Paris Hilton and her dog. That is PH and her dog, right?
WTF is that spike coming out the top of it's head??
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damn, why so much Angie hate?
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-"Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 12:20pm."
Oh, ok. I get the point. Still, how can you say it's Angelina Jolie if you missed the trademarks?. I couldn't say it was her if MK didn't say anything about it.
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Not anywhere near skeletal and veiny enough to really resemble Jolie.
I actually thought that Octomommy one was Angelina, too. Oops.
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:56am.
what happened to her vein that pops out of her forehead?
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Now, now. I don't think this guy was aiming for "realism". Methinks his works are more "symbolic" and mythological, in a Jeff Koons-kitsch-side eye sort of way.
Childless Harpy as a Stone Age fertility goddess. Irony check!
Greedy Gorgon with tentacle hair. Mythical reference, check!
Chihuahua humping flea-ridden dead dog. Metaphoric meme, Double-check!
Cheet-HO bitch on all fours about to howl at the moon. Allegorical check!
And last but not the least, Stoic Sainted She-Wolf Mother suckling the new Romulus and Remus. Iconic check!
Behold his works, and despair!
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OH! Is she a candle burning at both ends!? Is there a wick on her ass too?
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This dewds got major issues.
I'm sure Angie only breastfed while it was convenient, as soon as she was back on set, those babies got formula.
And I was mad at myself for partying until 5am last Saturday and thought sleeping 3/4 of Sunday away was a waste of my time, this guy has me beat. Thanks Artist Man, I feel better now!!
This guys got problems.
Hahahaha! As if Angelina Jolie actually breastfed her damn spawns. That's what baby formula and the nannies are for.
Anyway, her shoulders should be protruding much more, her protruding veins are missing, her legs do look scraggly here, but she needs her mandatory super bony knees and from the knee down, Angelina's legs are actually skinnier. Her skin is this fucked up, but we all know Angelina is a Botox and plastic surgery fan. Also, her torso looks feminine in this statue. Angelina's torso is short, boxy and ugly. This dude should try again. Mierable fail.
And what is is supposed to mean? that Angelina Jolie is a breastfeeding diety? is she so devoted to her spawns, breastfeeding makes her meditate? fuck it!. Make a statue of her bony ass surrounded by dirty kids on leashes and it would me much more believable.
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Submitted by Carrie D on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:56am.
Angie did look happier with that HORSE than shes ever looked with ARMMMMMMPITT.
If Angie dumps ARMMMMMMMPIIITTT she'll be sooo much better
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Gross her bobages are saggy and shit. Thats heroin milk those kids are getting.
Bitch is cracked out. At least the sculptor spared us the sight of her "extra limb and conjoined twin" Brad Armpitt.
There is only soo much ugly one can take
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This artist is AWESOME. He nailed pairASS hilton's sculpture perfectly; naked, legs spread wide, still pretending she's a "princess" with her stupid dog tinkerbell...
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TeriAnn on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 8:48am.
Something so beautiful sure brings out the haters. Maybe he'll make one of JA and her dog licking peanut butter off her puss just for you.
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He should have portrayed her with 8 tits.
That's art?
Who the fuck is the gold black woman? Is that Oprah? I think the one of Paris depicts her well except her vagina should be a giant mud flap.
"Fuck me running..."
what happened to her vein that pops out of her forehead?
Coma Caca!!
WOW it looks just like her, Gross. But what im trying to figure out is this pre or post nose job?
Pimpcessa- Thank you. I had no idea that was Spears. Looks a lot like the others, so I was confused. What does a bear skin rug have to do with Britney?
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the bebes have weird looking chubby wrists. yeah I know bebes are chubby but..its weird.
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That, my dear, is the lovely Ms Spears!! Where have you been??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Pardon my lack of education, but who is the one on her knees supposed to be?
That can't be AJ - where's the tats??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
So that other one is Paris?? Jeebus, this guy's a nutcase. I also think it's wierd that he has AJ's eyes closed like she's getting off on this somehow. I mean don't the others have their eyes open? Ack!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Where are her bulging arm veins? FAIL!
I wonder how many of the Brangeloons would use this to masturbate with?
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I don't want no part of your tight-ass country club you freak bitch!
that thing is almost as fugly as the real skankalina.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:23am.
I kinda like the Oprah bronze statue. It reminds me of the Venus of Willendorf fertility figure
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Seconded, DeeDee. How ironic, though, that the Big O's never had any of her own.
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Well, that explains all the bad weather we've been having around here.
Wonder if he has one of her french-kissing her brother?
The loons are fighting each other...yay!
On topic...I love how the artist sticks with the general theme of "attention whore."
I kinda like the Oprah bronze statue. It reminds me of the Venus of Willendorf fertility figure.
http://witcombe.sbc.edu/willendorf/willendorfwoman.html
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:11am
no that wick would need to be coming out of her arse..lol
That second thumbnail makes her look like the statue of Akasha, Queen of the Damned.
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Bottom-feeder.
Personally, I would have preferred to see Selma Hayek breastfeeding poor children. That would at least have been a positive sentiment instead of riding someone else's fire.
I wonder how many loons over at JJ are juicing their panties & rubbing one out to that pic as we speak?
Awful, blah.