NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
"Where is God when you need him, because this does not make sense." - Paula Abdul
Quick! Fill the bath tub with Paula Abdul's CODE BLUE cocktail (everything in the medicine cabinet and Diet Pepsi), because my world has just shattered! Paula Abdul announced on her Twatter that American Idol will lose its brightest (aka craziest) star. These are the tearful words Paula wrote:
With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to #IDOL. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent,but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day1become an international phenomenon. What I want to say most, is how much I appreciate the undying support and enormous love that you have showered upon me. It truly has been breathtaking, especially over the past month.
American Idol, we're fucking done professionally! How dare they kick Paula to the gutter (where she will probably find a few lude pills - SCORE FOR HER), but keep that useless flap of skin Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! This is a travesty! And where was Simon in all of this?! While he was soaking his tittays in a bowl of cocoa butter, Paula was getting pink-slipped! All he had to do was give up his tight t-shirt budget, so they could give Paula a few more coins. Damn all of them!
It's like I'm blowin' morphine-covered kisses in the wind and Paula isn't there to catch them anymore. Sads.


I do think she deserves more than Gaycrest...Like what does he do?? Paula is entertainment. I don't even really watch the show but when I do she is my favorite part.. She's a hot mess
If I was getting paid $10 million to sit on my butt and tell everybody, "Oh, you did so good" I'd be thanking God every day! Instead she decides to leave in a snit because it's not good enough! Damn she is one dumb bitch.
That said, I hope everybody stops watching A.I. because of this and it gets cancelled, because I am soooo over this show.
I will still watch the auditions, that is the best part, other than that, AI is not on my list ever.
Submitted by ghettoprincess on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:35am.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 5:08am.
I'm calling this one how I see it:
Love her or hate her, Paula brought an element to 'Idol' that people liked.
(I, myself, have never really seen the show, but whatevs)
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Really? You've never watched one episode of American Idol? Ummmm ok.
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I'm in Canada and I've never seen an epi. I've seen a couple clips and maybe 3 minutes of the actual show...It just never grabbed me. It's like Karaoke - I can see that anytime in real life.
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She would have made $10 million for doing very little. How hard can being a judge on AI be? So now what? Doing very little for no money???
Oh Bummer - Paula always made me feel good about myself, she taught me never to let anyone video tape my ass when I was completely fucked up (could be used against you in the future!!). Thanks Paula.
This really sucks - not watching Idol anymore. I HATE KARA! She sucks big time and makes me want to pull my hair out.
I like Paula's drunky/wasted azz. The show will tank without her. BuhBye AI!!!
But most of all I'm fucking glad. I hate that show it has ruined the music world by prefabing musicians. At least now she can have more vic cocktails and not worry about being in front of the camera.
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Hopefully anyone who cares gets a life now
.....It's Seabreast's (it stays) fault....But you gotta give him props for giving the best blowjobs in the industry today...Dude scores gigs like there's no tomorrow.....you know he loves riding the pole with his tongue...
Go Pole Rider! Go Pole Rider! Go Pole Riderrrr! GO!!
...poor paula....you know her next gig is a cardboard box behind walmart selling Brook Hogan albums....she loves her some talent (sic)!!
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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Now I'm officially not gonna watch this show. Even though I kinda stopped watching it already...Now it's official!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:36am.
ghettoprincess:
We don't get American Idol in Germany, so maybe that is why.
OK?
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
ghettoprincess:
We don't get American Idol in Germany, so maybe that is why.
OK?
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 5:08am.
I'm calling this one how I see it:
Love her or hate her, Paula brought an element to 'Idol' that people liked.
(I, myself, have never really seen the show, but whatevs)
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Really? You've never watched one episode of American Idol? Ummmm ok.
The show has sucked for the past few years...who cares!
wouldn't it be fun if this was the dismiss of AI. we can only hope
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:19am.
LOL angel. I hope I can stick to my convictions...
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Well hopefully ricki lake, the enabler, won't get to you too soon. But I think one episode without Paula might just fix you for good! lol
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LOL angel. I hope I can stick to my convictions...
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"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:06am.
American Idol, I quit you. I have put up with your shenanigans for too long AND with the shame of being a fan. without Paula, we have nothing in common anymore. Au Revoir!
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I QUIT THIS BITCH! Half the reason I put up with this shit show was to see Paula's droopy-eyed ass try to come up with a witty, no coherent, comment. Ryan, Simon, Kara and "Yo Dawg" can suck it.
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I like Paula & all, but seriously, what else is she going to do besides sell more cheap jewelry & accessories on QVC? Really now...Idol could have probably offered her only like $20 million & she still would have made out better than without Idol. If its about greed then sounds like she is cutting off her nose to spite her face & that is never a good idea. Then again maybe they low balled her so badly it was like a slap in the face & she isnt coming back because she can take a hint. Either way, Idol wont be the same...I think time is running out on the entire show, how much longer can it go on??
American Idol, I quit you. I have put up with your shenanigans for too long AND with the shame of being a fan. without Paula, we have nothing in common anymore. Au Revoir!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
TOTALLY NOT WATCHING THIS SHIT ANYMORE! BOO! Paula is a huge component of the judging dynamic. I can't believe they kept that stupid Kara whore on and got rid of our Percocet Princess!
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This sucks.
I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Abdul decided not to return to Idol. She was offered a contract, but felt the salary was disproportionate to what the others were getting. She should never - and I don't think she did - expect to get as much as Simon, but Ryan's $45 million dollar contract is appalling. He does nothing but stand there, ramble inanities, and then draw out fake suspense through the next commercial break. Were I Paula, I'd be pissed too.
OMG, I hope this means she'll now bring back Hey, Paula!, cuz that shit was GOLD! You are a GIFT, Paula! An absolute GIFT!
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Now Paula will have more time to spend with her pills and Vodka.
I don't watch this mess but I knew as soon as they brought some younger chick on, Paula was going to be outie.
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Now that's good news to my ears.
I don't watch A.I. but knowing that crazy, greedy, pill popping hypocrite was kicked off the show is hilarious.
They should get Gary Busey to replace her. Or maybe Sean Young. She's a schizo who can take Simon on.
All this bitch had to do was memorise a couple of lines of dialogue, and read them out at the right time.
Hell, she didn't even have to memorise them; the judges have their scripts right on their fucking table.
She couldn't even do that right.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 7:20am.
you guys please, i'm trying to tell a GOD DAMN STORY!
LOL!!!!!! that was an awesome video
this is the worst news ever, I'll never (never did anyway) watch that shit again
you guys please, i'm trying to tell a GOD DAMN STORY!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Stupid bitch turned down a 30% raise ("8 figures").
Good luck making that much money next year Paula.
I watch AI for the singing, not the pill popping ramblings of Paula.
BTW, I didn't hate Kara, I thought she actually gave reasonable feedback...except when she wandered into Paula territory with all her "artist" crap. It's AI, they are artists, they are performers for the corporate machine.
I liked crazy-mess Paula on the show and how she used to harass Simon was too funny. Will miss her.
Hopefully, they'll replace Kara with someone interesting/fun. Maybe they should have rotating guest stars: Stevie Nicks, Glen Frye, Belinda Carlise.....that might be fun.
The only thing negative I will say about Paula is that she cannot perform anymore. Anyone see her do her song and dance routine on the last idol? OMG.
Not. Good. Not even in a campy fun way.
oy.
I didn't watch it this year b/c they hired that new chic, Kara. It completely changed the dynamics between the 3 original judges. I certainly won't watch it without Paula. Not that she's the end all be all - she's actually rather annoying.... but she worked well with Simon and Randy. The chemistry is gone with Kara.
I think this show should've been over 2 years ago but that's jmo.
Also, Ryan should NOT be getting paid that atrocious amount of money for hosting!! Please. If that dude is making more than Paula - then I'd leave too! That's just a slap in the face. Atleast Paula had a career at some point in her life, she was a star, a choreographer, a singer... what the hell has Ryan Seacrest ever done besides step into shit? AI became his meal ticket. He was nothing before this show.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?who cares
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I'm surprised there are still enough people around to care. Where are all the people who said they were not watching anymore because Adam Lambert "lost"? I was expecting only about 5 people to be watching the new season.
They got rid of Paula? That show just jumped the shark. I'm out! Oh and hey thanks for giving me back Tues & Wed nights.
Aw that sucks. So long, Apple Pedula[my niece used to call her that back in the 90's] This bitch used to be my freakin hero when I was younger. She doesn't dance like she used to but she's just as entertaining! RIP Paula, you totally WORKED YOUR ASS OFF(JEFF!) I hope she stops by some morning shows once in a while all hopped up on pills. I will miss her Xo
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 3:29am.
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And Paula never released a scary arse porno.
Stupid programme, gives me the incentive to quit especially since we're always a day behind here.
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Soooo wrong!! Team Paula!
I'm calling this one how I see it:
Love her or hate her, Paula brought an element to 'Idol' that people liked.
(I, myself, have never really seen the show, but whatevs)
At the end of the day, she should not be making ghastly amounts of money below the other judges on the show. She should have taken a stand. They are basically raping her for bringing the crazy.
She can go away and count her millions. She'll be just fine. Hell, she was fine before.
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I think this is a publicity stunt. She goes through the same bullshit every time her contract is up. Just wait and see.
This is like a Saved By The Bell reunion without Screech.
Oh, wait. That was a good thing.
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Bottom-feeder.
That's sad. I don't watch that sh-t but judging from the articles about the show they all center around Paula. If it weren't for Paula that show wouldn't get half of the publicity it gets. I hope it bombs and gets cancelled (mostly because I'm tired of hearing about it and it's winners that don't seem to make anything of themselves. It's kind of like ANTM).