Tuesday, August 4th 2009
Quote Of The Day
OK! Magazine asked the keeper of the unicorn forest what he looks for in a lady friend:
"I like people being forward. Gosh, I don’t know. I like strong people, chiseled abs… I don’t know, I take what I can get!"
And with that, every Ab Roller and wet vac (for DIY lipo) on this planet just sold out! Just picture thousands of crazed Twitards burping out their lungs after doing a dozen crunches with a cardboard cutout of Edward in front of them for motivation. The most exercise they do on a daily basis is a few vagina bounces while watching Twilight in slow motion. RPattz is single-handedly curing teenage fopa!
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Chiseled abs? Thats odd if you are referring to a woman's body, although I know lots of women with chiseled abs it's just not a common thing to say. Freudian slip?
hehehehe.. loved it!! with that announcement he just said: " I dont like weak, stupid, fat TWITARDS"..with the chiseled abs comments he just discarded 75% of the twitards running after him, hhehehe, GOO LIPPPOOO, and for the Magical Forest Unicorn Keeper"vey wise, my friend!!!
Dont see the appeal in R. Pat, never did and never will, Ive tried and tried, but NOOOPPPEEE, cant find it.
WTF, Twihards, Twits, and whatver else they call him need to find something real to do with their lives.
He is gay, does anybody Doubt it now?
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Chiseled abs? Like a guy would have? What the hell? Kids today.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:53am.
...it's 'fat over pubic area'. Also called a gunt (you can figure that one out on yer own).
Thus ends your dlisted lexicon lesson for the day. ;)
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*jaw hits table*
Well, to quote Spinal Tap "the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushing"!!
Thanks, The C Word!
Submitted by Oonagh on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:51am.
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Hi Oonagh, it's 'fat over pubic area'. Also called a gunt (you can figure that one out on yer own).
Thus ends your dlisted lexicon lesson for the day. ;)
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fopa? Vass ist dis fopa?? Fraternal Order of Police Associates? That's what I'm getting when I google it. Is it what we other-side-of-the-pond English speakers call muffin top?
Someone help!!
I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
Notice the one word he never mentions: WOMAN!
Suck it up Twihards, your dreamboat is GAY.
Yeah, I hear straight men talking all the time about their girlfriend's chiseled abs, oh yeah, I sure do. And about how forward she is, and how strong. The idea woman: forward, strong, chiseled abs. Uh huh, oh yeah, he's gay.
I thought that was Joachim Phoenix for a second.
Mornin', jack-n-the-hat!
I'm sippin' coffee eagerly awaiting the horrors MK is laying out for us today.
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LMAO at Pleco... mornin!
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Puh-leeze...he's about as gay as Hugh Jackman.
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Submitted by backfat on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 9:08am.
You know, iPhoto has this handy tool to remove red-eye. I seriously can't understand how the hell red-eye photos still exist in 2009!
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Bottom-feeder.
I am soooo not reading into this...RPattz is not gay...He strikes me as the type to have a rambling thought process & he does seem to be a little nervous in interviews. I bet when he said "strong people" that probably made his thoughts turn to strong body stuff like "chiseled abs" & he said that as a stupid kind of joke.
You know, iPhoto has this handy tool to remove red-eye. I seriously can't understand how the hell red-eye photos still exist in 2009!
How in the hell did I miss this post!?!?! I admit chiseled abs is a weird thing to say about a girl. hmmmm.
I'd still do him. ghey or not.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:48pm.
Um chiseled abs? CHISELED ABS?
There are only 2 people who say they are looking for someone with chiseled abs - gay men and New Jersey guidos.
This posting is full of troof. That is all.
I found a great dating site_____WealthyCupid .com______where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! u dont have to be a millionaire.but u can meet one. I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy___________________
interesting quote coming from someone who has a fopa themselves:
http://twilog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/robtuck.jpg
and yeah he is either joking or he just outed himself...unless he meant Mel B:
http://blogs.nypost.com/popwrap/photos/Mel-B-six-pack-abs.jpg
He better be grateful for what he can get...since in a few years he will be looooong forgotten and will be doing gay porn to pay the bills.
LOL - this ugly mofo just outed himself!
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he could do Deliverance 2 with that mug.weeeeeeeeeeeeeBobby;)
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site"""WealthyCupid .com "" last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ? looooooooool
ATTENTION: Dlisters, checking the OK Magazine this is a direct qoute...Evidently he did out himself...About time
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 08/05/2009 - 5:05am.
Did he just out himself or what?
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Yup! Either that or he loves Madonna:P
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La la la la, I can't hear any of you.
I'm concentrating on the "I take what I can get" part. Me! He can get me!
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Did he just out himself or what?
I don't know any straight man alive that wants to see chiseled abs on a woman. That's not really hot.
That's borderline manly and tranny-esque.
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Oh, I love it!
"I like people being forward. - Replace "people" which should have been "women" with MEN
Gosh, I don’t know. I like strong people - repeat the above
chiseled abs… I don’t know, - MEN MEN MEN .. duh, women do not have chiselled abs, unless they name is China, and the court is still out on her/his sex!
I take what I can get! - He will happily saddle up to a nice bit of penis on occasion! But really cant say that, cause he is now a global movie star...and such things are not spoken of, by his kind on American Shores!
Basically. He likes COCK!
This guy gets uglier every time I see a pic of him. Chiseled abs...umm I can understand flat stomach, toned when referring to a lady, but chiseled? Weirdly stated.
"strong" ? "chiseled abs" ?? either he just came out .. and good for him OR he thought that was funny..in which case he's a douche.
LMFAO He is sparkly in real life too :)
why didn't he just say he likes men?duh.
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have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!
is that a tardy cousin of tarantino?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
was he trying to be funny? 'cause that would be so mean to the gays.
i. still. don't. get. it.
hey, have a lot of you out there seen twilight? or awaiting the new moon?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Um ok. The question probably just caught him off guard. A cardboard cutout of Edward for motivation...That's a great idea actually. I'll have to try that one. Something to keep my ass working out.
He's as inane spontaneously as he is on Twitter. If the interviewer asked him about women, it's revealing he answered with "people."
I don't see what the attraction or fuss is about.
... and the RPattz attraction wagon continues to pass me by.
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" I guess the Americans with Disabilities Act needs to be revisited again to include “Republican” as a form of mental impairment because this has gotten out of hand. " ~~ Helen Philpot
I wish he had been more specific and said he "likes people with shaved heads". It would make it easier spot the psycho chics and at the same time check out the guys.
OK Magazine probably ommited the important part "chiseled abs... in a turtle"
Yeah, of course he was trying to be funny, and I don't understand the fascination with this guy.
That aside, I don't think there's anything wrong with being bi. Why is it considered career suicide for guys, where as hos like Lady Caca and Megan Suxxx can come out and admit it to liking the clit?
TTFN
see below... I think that says how he really feels.
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He was trying to be funny. He should stop trying, because his demographic hasn't developed a sense of humor yet. If they had, they wouldn't think Twilight was a masterpiece of epic proportions. Also: "I like forward people" REALLY? Forward people like the kind that try to rip your arms off at the airport or in the middle of the street type of forward people?
'people' and 'chiseled abs' = officially gay.
I guess Robby boy just cleared up two questions, whether or not he is gay, and if so, what position he likes. I think that's why gay boys do missonary position, so they can stare at each others abs.
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I agree... who refers to someone with ladyparts as having chiseled abs?
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Submitted by Myntee on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 9:57pm.
I think it's the idea of getting pounded away on by a hot vampire thats appealing, not Robert himself. He's kind of skinny and looks like he's been hit in the face by a frying pan.
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It was a door! Gah! LOL
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