The Panty Pudding Is Brewing
Gerard Butler was attacked by a crazed horny fanlady outside of his hotel in London yesterday and he loved it. Gerry was probably hypnotized by her gorgeous cricket leg eyebrows! Or maybe her chichis, because Gerry loooves chichis. Gerry loves chichis so much that it gives him the sads that he can't tell you how beautiful your breastes are.
Gerry said, "We've taken something as simple as sexual attraction, something that's in our DNA, that's basic to society, and turned it into something complicated. We've made the rules we must abide by that make it difficult to connect with each other. If a woman has great breasts, I'd love to tell her so. But in polite society, you can't do that. Which is a shame."
Oh, Gerry. I'm not a woman (DON'T SAY IT) and my titties are only training-bra size, but you can compliment them anytime you want. You can even touch them, flick at them or slap them with your peen. My chesticles are your own personal Motel 6: open 24 hours and here for you! The woman below feels the same. Obvi.
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What a stupid fucker he his. He's getting as annoying as all those other assholes out there, who piss you off constantly with their pathetic attention whoring.
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He was perfect in Dracula 2000, curly hair, overbite, and all. I understand him not working out as much: the training for 300 took months of hardcore gym ratterdom. People need a break.
I bet if he stops making bitch movies (romantic comedies, chick flicks) and goes back to indy film and GOOD action movies, he'll lose the cream puff look in a hurry.
*gets back on topic*
He can tell me he thinks I have wonderful boobs if he wants.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:01pm.
That pic he is holding next to his face in one of the thumbnails - what movie is that from?
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THANK YOU! Now I guess I have to go watch that piece of crap.
these pics are precious...he looks like he's genuinely enjoying the attn. lucky lady!
Submitted by humpa on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 1:40pm
HAHA! Me too. I'd even shake 'em a little. (mine, not yours)
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Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.----SugarsCupid. C O M----what will the world be??
That's a little aspergery Ger.
In the eloquent words of Lafayette..."This is Satan in a beautiful fuking Sunday hat" Men that are this gorgeous are dangerous, you can't trust them. Although I will give him a season pass to Tittyland anyday....
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 6:20pm.
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That's a nice compliment! For some reason,
being told by a stranger that I have nice legs would not be as creepy as being told I have a nice rack. I don't know why, but it isn't.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 5:14pm.
All right, DListed chix,
I'm curious.
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I guess it would depend on the guy. I was walked up to on the street while shopping to be told by a nice man that I had the best legs he'd ever seen. I was in a skirt and heels. I was flattered. But he was not creepy or try to get my number or anything. I just said thanks and he went on his way.
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move over descartes. butler is the best philosopher ... like EVER!
I hope they're happy together
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All right, DListed chix,
I'm curious.
Does Gerry have a point ?
If some guy, especially a stranger, came up
to you and said, "hey, you know what, you've
got some great tits!"
Would you:
a) be flattered and accept the compliment
graciously
b) knee him in the nuts, and fish around
for your pepper spray?
c) Might be okay with it, if he was
good-looking, but otherwise, plan b) ?
Personally, I probably would be a bit leery, but I'm not the norm.
i'm guessing that since girlfriend in the yellow got to touch gerard, taht she may never wash her hands again....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Gerry seems like a nice guy, down to earth. Unlike Ryan Reynolds.
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I think he's a handsome man, but I don't get all hot over him - which is odd, because I usually fall head over heels with Scottish guys (Ewan McGregor...mmmmmm...)
And by the way, stop wearing fake nails with french manicures. It's tacky. If you pay attention to fashion magazines they even tell you they are. Leave them to porn stars and strippers, please.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
I don't understand her boobs.
Are they there? Or are they under her arm? Where do they start and where do they end?
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 3:01pm.
That pic he is holding next to his face in one of the thumbnails - what movie is that from?
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Submitted by CAINandABEL on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 1:58pm.
I went to see the Ugly Thruth just for him, but he looked beat in that...it was almost as if the Hag Heigl was sucking the life force out off of him (and not in a good way).
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I FREAKING AGREE! He looked like he needed a 3-month long naptime. Plus he was kind of bloated. But I still love him, and I sat through 90 minutes of HAGel just to see him.
Nyaaahhhh. I hate it when he talks about women/relationships/sex. It makes me jelly because he's mine and mine alone! STEP OFF BITCH!
That pic he is holding next to his face in one of the thumbnails - what movie is that from?
He is hot - loved him in "Dear Frankie" and Dracula. I'd give him some. He is a big slut tho.
His no lips mean my lips remain unimpressed.
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You all seen GB in Dracula 2000? He was walking sex in that.
ha ha he's actually kinda cute here, must be the attitude.
And LEAVE SCOTLAND ALOOOONE!
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Gerry loves chichis!!!!! I have a nice set. Maybe, not "spectacular" chichis. But, please feel free to judge them anyway you like, Gerry. If we're ever in the same area, I'll be sure to get your attention with my titties. ;P
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He's attractive - he's not a train wreck - he's polite - he's sexy as hell: of course you hate him. You're a shut in!
I think he is really hot for some reason, not gonna lie. It probably is just his Scottish accent, so he would need to be talking to me all during sex.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:10pm.
You mean they don't know for sure? Damn, that's what I get for believing everything I read in People magazine.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula: "He's exactly the kind of twatty douche I woulda fucked running in my slutty days."
Yeah. Me too.
LOL, what does he know about polite society?
He's Scottish for God's sake.
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I have a feeling he's a little bit insane,
like Mel Gibson before he went really batshit,
but.. he's still kind of attractive.
(the Scots accent is the
real Zazoo panty remover, though)
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 2:07pm.
It's neat when celebrities are gracious with their fans. And unlike Jude Law, at least Gerard didn't beat her down or slap her with his dick.
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I agree. But the verdict is still out on whether or not he's the baby daddy. :)
If GB is a bloated mess then I find bloated messes very attractive. That man remains...HOT DAMN!
I dont think he is that hot, but at least he took the time to give a frumpy funny looking chunk some love...Maybe he was impressed by her lovely manicure.
It's neat when celebrities are gracious with their fans. And unlike Jude Law, at least Gerard didn't beat her down or slap her with his dick.
Funny...a man ALWAYS wants to hear he has a great Pinga (even when it is not true)...LOL
I did not like him in 300...his body was mostly enhanced by CGI there...he was hot in Timeline and Dracula 2000...swoon. But I agree he now looks like a bloated old mess...but I hear he wants to get in shape again.
What a nice guy.
Here's a lttle somethin' somethin' for ya MK:
Butler, despite dating men and women, claims to be neither straight nor gay saying, "I don't know myself what I am."
I went to see the Ugly Thruth just for him, but he looked beat in that...it was almost as if the Hag Heigl was sucking the life force out off of him (and not in a good way). And funny how she keeps talking shit but keeps making the same type of women-objectifying movies...Meryl Streep she ain't...more like Maryl Strep ha!
Aww these pics are so cute :D He's so down to earth. I LOVE celebs who are nice to their fans. That woman is one lucky lady.
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What a sweet and rare sight. A seemingly real and pleasant celebrity, who's not too full of himself to clown around with a fan. He's a hot tamale, too.
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I thought he was hot in RocknRolla. Plus Mark Strong was in that too. Win win.
Gerard is looking kind of beat lately especially in The Ugly Truth (which I saw just for him) BUT I would still hit it.
I want him to stand behind me like that. Preferably with me bracing on something and his pants down.
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He looks like a nice guy.
You have the mamms of a goddess, madam, and I bow to you...
That's seksay.
We all want to be told we're pretty, don't we?
I looooves scotch...oh, and he's not half bad either.
I'm over this dude. His latest movie bombed too. After I saw the nose picking pics sooo not cool
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He's exactly the kind of twatty douche I woulda fucked running in my slutty days.
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and with that Hell's doors open. wtf is that comment he made even mean? I only understood the last sentence. Starts with science and shit and then...boobs. Great way to start a conversation at a bar. ( Goes up to a guy and says "you know, we are made of DNA, we are humans, by the way you have a great Pinga). arrrgh what a cabeza de huevo.
Coma Caca!!