Hugh Jackman Will Sing And Dance Again!
If Hugh Jackmeoff doesn't flutter about like a precious butterfly princess for a long period of time, his glitter ring will lose its shine and fall off. Nobody wants that, so it's a good thing he has signed on to star in The Greatest Showman on Earth (Working title: Circus of the Glittery Gayz) a movie musical about the life of P.T. Barnum.
Mika is currently in talks to write some pop songs for the movie. And the screenwriter is writing the female lead with Anne Hathaway in mind.
While my fabulous gay gene is twitching at the thought of Hugh doing pirouettes while singing about elephants in feathered headdresses, I feel like the writer needs to tweak things a bit if they want to sell more tickets. First of all, P.T. Barnum should be deathly allergic to shirts. Like if he puts some sort of material over his chest, he will overheat and DIE. Also, P.T. should suffer from a serious case of crotch Tourettes. Throughout the movie, he should randomly thrust his peen and wiggle his man beans. And one last thing, the female lead (who is also allergic to shirts) should be played by Alex Skarsgard in a wig.
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He posted a profile on a dating site sugarscupid. c o m . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
Oh wow. Big snews (typo and it stays - god you're dumb). He's gay? Oh, tell me that Cruise is, too. And Brit likes Cheetos. Oh, and about your peenhole. Oh God, and don't forget to act all crampy (it stays, too, whore), and tell me about wonderful no-talent fucks like Lucite Temptress, Veal Cutlet, etc.
God, do you have anything new to add? Oh, Grandma's Cookies. Yeah, that one hasn't been trotted out for a week.
What a fucking waste of bandwidth.
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Michael K is king of the faux-mos.
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Can't knock this one. He seems really nice, is married to a trick who isn't a fake plasticene barbie half his age, and they both adopted their kids and i believe told the agency they were open to older, mixed race kids because "they weren't as likely to find homes'. Honestly anyone who rips on this guy is a motherfucker. He has good energy goddamnit.
Now as for Anne-my-features-are-all crowded-the-fuck-on-my-face Hathaway, well, no. I hated her in Rachel Getting Married (she seems too conscious of the camera and deliberate/cheesy theater geek style)
and everything else. Horrible voice. Just do not like her at all. She's the new 'it' girl let's hope it passes. I was able to hold out until Keira purse my fake lips Knightly faded to less roles so this won't be any different.
Love this Queen.
"A renaissance man or polymath is a person who is skilled in multiple fields or multiple disciplines,...."
that's Hugh :)
He is so hot when he dances. And I also co-sign on the Skarsgard mention. They both have incredibly long legs.
He's so not gay. Just look at that photo! And he's got a WIFE. Duh.
I second the Alexander Skarsgard thing, MK. But could he also be allergic to pants?
"wiggle his man beans"
*water shoots out of nose from laughing*
Priceless.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Baz Luhrman should direct this!
I cosign this, MK. Huge can rock my maracas anytime!
First of all, P.T. Barnum should be deathly allergic to shirts.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 12:53pm.
Yep! Actually, it was sweet to see Judy and Ethel with the "new belter" Babs.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:50am.
Here's the Gay Trifecta.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21hBW3_hSXc&feature=PlayList&p=9AC820B398...
Like I always say there's no business like ho business.
I am picturing a production like "Moulin Rouge" for some reason.
I saw Barnum when it was on Broadway starring the brilliant Jim Dale, and Glenn Close. What do they need to write new songs for? It's a musical already! Take the stage play and film it. Duh.
Hugh Jackman is perfect casting for the part, though. Can't wait for him to prance around onstage again, being fantabulous.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 12:04pm.
Madam! As a lowly, armored, algae-feeding suckermouthed catfish myself, I thank you for the most hilarious stinkfish reference.
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We have known many flamboyant, nelly homosexuals such as Miss Jackman who were also married to stinkfish (Lesbianism most foul!) and some of them were also scorching hot like Miss J.
ugh Anne, no thanks.
Anne Hathaway, blah. I like the Alex Skarsgard idea.
Here's the Gay Trifecta.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21hBW3_hSXc&feature=PlayList&p=9AC820B398...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:46am.
Love him. And had to double-take what I thought were dildos in his hands.
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Me, too! I thought it was some new peen work-out that I need to try. Jackercise. Hugh-bone. YogaBootyPeenet. sign me up. Looks like he's starting out with the light weights. I can't wait for the cool down.
Man beans! LOL!
Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:35am.
Momus- "Everything's coming up roses........"
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LOL.
If it has to be a "Hugh", I prefer Jackman over Grant.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Love him. And had to double-take what I thought were dildos in his hands.
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Sometimes we should wear other shoes and stand up and feel it by ourseleves. Thanks - PERLA
People don't even like to go to the real Circus these days...why would they even want to see a movie about one? But as long as this is an excuse for Hugh to expand his gay wings and fly I am all for it.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:39am.
Me too I don't care if he is gay or straight. If hes gay I'll put on my handy Skarskard mask and do him, if hes straight I'm kinda screwed since he seems to like older women, I'll paint a few wrinkles on LOL anything for my man LOL
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Every time I hear his name I think "Huge what?"
And yeah I'd get in the line to give him some. Geigh, straight, bi, what do I care?
Why are they writing new songs for this movie musical about P.T. Barnum? 'Barnum' was a big hit on Broadway in the '80s, with Jim Dale in the title role.
Hugh Jackman is a sexsai beast. He is a good husband, good dad, good actor, good looking.
I need some Hugh Jackman loving
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:28am.
Great. Maybe they can get him to look like this or PT Barnums buddy Tom Thumb:
http://freepages.history.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~dav4is/images/TThumb.jpg
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LOL, thanks for that link Mani. You know Vern Troyer just called his agent!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Momus- "Everything's coming up roses........"
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:15am.
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Not where it counts though and really, Jackman likes a song & a dance? Never :O
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
My brother saw him in the Boy From Oz on Broadway and he said he was really good!
I like this guy. I can't say a bad thing about him.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Oh Hugh. We all know what naughty places that tongue has been. Hint: not Deborra-Lee Furness's vagina.
I wanna be loved/screwed by Hugh just Hugh and nobody else but Hugh, I wanna be loved/screwed by Hugh alone, Boop-boop-a-doop, boop-boop-a-doop!
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IV: do you find Ricki Lake a jolly sort? LOLOLOLOLOLOL :P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
you never hear anything negative about this man from anyone. he is fabulous!
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I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate
- Alanis Morrisette "Uninvited"
Jazz hands!!!
I wish I had a gay gene. Sounds so jolly.
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Submitted by Race Bannon on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:25am.
Why do I picture him al;ways singing an Ethel Murman tune?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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it's nice to see him as a member of the growth hormone addicts club as madonna
he's lucky he's a man so it doesn't look so freaky on him as it does on her...
oh well
Great. Maybe they can get him to look like this or PT Barnums buddy Tom Thumb:
http://freepages.history.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~dav4is/images/TThumb.jpg
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:16am.
He ain't foolin' noone with his mommy-wife. Why don't he just come out already?
LOL, 'Noop! Harsh, but spot on!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
MK! Sheer poetry. Unfortunately for the rest of you, I keep a "Huge Jackman Bag" packed and at the ready at all times. Afterall, rufies and handcuffs hardly take up any room.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Why do I picture him al;ways singing an Ethel Murman tune?
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 08/04/2009 - 11:16am.
He ain't foolin' noone with his mommy-wife. Why don't he just come out already?
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He can make more $$$ off of the drooling ladies and still have the drooling dudes.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Good God this man is the hottest piece alive. I will do anything, anything for my main man Hugh!!! He is a hot beast of a man, with the soul of a poet and the voice of an angel. He is my soulmate, and I will be first in line to see this. Hugh Jackman can do no wrong!!!
He ain't foolin' noone with his mommy-wife. Why don't he just come out already?
FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS.
We've been getting a lot of tongue on DListed lately, hmmmm?
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