Afternoon Crumbs
Expect a sequel to JLove's "STOP CALLING ME FAT" People Magazine cover in 3...2... - Hollywood Tuna
I have a feeling that this is the closest Elisabetta Canalis will ever get to riding on George Clooney - Lainey Gossip
The Brangelina Holy family continue to feast on the food of the GODS - Popsugar
Christina Hendricks and her 8th world wonder tittays in Esquire - Egotastic!
What your genitals have been waiting for: Ivana Trump in a bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake in drag would've been hotter - Just Jared
Katie Price might have a case of the oinks. SAVE HARVEY! - Holy Moly!
Made of NIGHTMARES - Cityrag
Kewpie Doll in a two piece - Popoholic
Papa Joe's Angels go to dinner - Hollywood Rag
This is a hot video - Hollywood Tuna
Ali Larter gained a ball and chain this weekend! - SOW
Frieda Pinto and Dev Patel make their debut as official fucky time partners - Celebitchy
Katy Perry face-first in a donut hole (not porn) - Socialite Life
Cue Joe Jackson rubbing his palms together - Popeater
JLo should just give Skeletor the whole cone, because he's the one that needs it - I'm Not Obsessed
Professional Magazine Cover Whore on Elle - ICYDK
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Yo are you serious?? In my country men would fall over themselves for a woman like JLove, and her enviable thighs would be on the cover of TVAqui!
Christina Hendricks body is to die for !!!!!!
Don't think Jlove is anywhere near as fat!
OMG - give JLOVE a break already! So what she has big thighs, maybe it's genetic and she really can't fucking help it... is that any reason for people to hack on her for wearing a bikini? She has a nice stomach (who gives a shit that it's not 6-pack ... atleast it's flat!). The standards that society places on women are pathetic. I'm not sure if the hackers are just nasty bitchy women or beer belly men but I'm sure they're the same people that hack on Kate Gosselin for wearing a bikini. Grow the hell up already. Both of these women have no problem wearing a 2 piece. So back the hell off!
As for Brangelina shoveling shit food down their kids throats again... well, why is that a surprise? That's what happens when you're f*cking lazy, live on the road, and don't know the first thing about nutrition! You head straight for the fast food joints (regardless of the fact that you have a chef on the clock). If they want to give them a little fast food treat once in awhile that's one thing ... but this is twice in a week! Stoner habits must die hard for Brad!
Christina Hendricks IS hot, but the photos--fucking cheesy.
Esquire should have contracted a real photographer for THAT shoot, someone who KNOWS their shit.
shes not fat from the waist up. thats for sure. =]
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Love's not fat she just doesn't wear the right bathing suit for her body. Come on now girl....
not pulling the fat card on jlove, cuz i don't think she's fat, but she ain't no size 2...
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I think Lainey's being a bit ridic concerning Clooney and his flavor of the season double-dating with the Gerbers. It's a grown-up scene.
BTW, Cindy Crawford looks fantastic. Life with Randy must agree with her.
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I'd have to feel her thighs myself before I could determine too fat or just right
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
JLove's best body years were during that Heartbreakers movie. Her body was amazing back then. But I think her magic buh-bees are starting to sag. That plus her pear shape means she should have worn boy shorts.
Stop the Hate! Fat, Skinny,Vegan,Meat eaters( steaks are wonderful once in a while). ahaha. Jlove is alright. I only comment on whores and crack heads so that's my thing. and talk about other interesting facts on life's experiences.
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Are you all kidding???
I'm very active (running and rock climbing), and am very naturally thin. 5'6" and 110 lbs.
However, there are very few people who look perfect in a bikini.
I hate when bloggers pretend that lazy women look good (fat or thin, just those with lots of cellulite).
But seriously, J. Love looks good in her bikini. She looks like she's active, and she has a great body. Not super-skinny, but not bad to look at by any means.
What is everybody's problem??
She knows how to choose dresses that look good on her, but the child could not pick a flattering swimsuit if her life depended on it. She's not fat by any stretch of the imagination, but she does have a bit of width in the hips & that style bikini bottom is not for us girls with hips. It never will be.
JLove's not fat, but she doesn't have the body for a two-piece. Wide, wide hips and untoned midsections do not bikini-suitable bodies make.
wow.. first the vegan hate and now people hating on JLOVE's body. It's not like the parts she plays requires her to wear skimpy outfits and a bikini.. she looks like an average healthy woman. Would you prefer to be Blohan or Courtney Love skinny?
Damn- make up your minds!
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Christina has an amazing body. I love it. If I could lose weight, that's the body I'd want.
She's got curves and she's tight as hell. For those of you who think she's too skinny, some women aren't trying to look like effeminate boys. *LOL*
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Jordan is a card, no? Has the swine-flu, still decides to holiday and infest a plane then bring it back to the kids.
What a stitch!! not.
J-Love is a size 4 top and a size 8 bottom but wears size 4 all over - mistake.
Lohan getting a cover like Elle is irritating. I know she's only on the cover because she's a public trainwreck and waste of space but she doesn't. Cover shots actually make this moron think she's got something to offer, like talent or intelligence. Or relevance.
man, she has the jugs and saddlebags of an old memaw hag
how does she ever get work in hollyweird town? that's ok, i don't really want to know
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She's a Size Too Fat.
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Yep.Those 60's/70's babes were THE BOMB. I guess in a way her body is still the point...and totally ON POINT.Shout out to HEF for leading us down this path.
Dr. F: It's because she's on a show set in the early 60s when women had womanly curvy bodies and not as athletic and angular as they are now. And they accentuate her boobage with cone bras! I could never get away with it!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 4:34pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:57pm.
Why did I click on that Christina Hendricks link? I knew what would happen.
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I know...right!?! Girls with bodies like that usually DON'T get her gig.They usually have a gig where their body is their living.She is just in total violation of common "industry" law.Good for her.
Surely that skank is not george clooney's girlfriend! attention whoreeee
I'd do J Love.Very do-able.STILL girlie needs to find a gym & hit the lunges...squats...calf raises...& 30 mins. of cardio three times a week.
I have to give JLove an A+ for balls. I mean really - wearing that bikini with that body - you either have a set of balls, you are really stupid or completely delusional in thinking the public wants to see that body! I would have thought that she would have figured out that it was not flattering when the kids were running away from her screaming something about their eyes being on fire.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:57pm.
Why did I click on that Christina Hendricks link? I knew what would happen.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
JLove? Nah; try CHUNK Love...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
The only time Love's weight is in check is when she is on the prowl for a man, then she discovers comfort food again.
Damn! I really like those J-Love hips! I'd take that over a LiLo or Paris body anyday.
It sucks being pear shaped. Apple shaped for that matter too. I'm pear shaped and if I gain even one pound, it goes straight to my lower half. I'm not fat and I exercise, but I will always be thicker on bottom. I don't even have an ass to go along with it. Just a typical flat, white girl ass. How unfair. My upper half looks great though.
Genetics. What a fucking bitch it is!
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Meh, I don't think JLove's fat, but she's got a case of severe saddlebags. If you click on the pics which show her from the side, bitch is thin. Problem is, she's wide. Needs to dress for her shape, but otherwise, I think she looks pretty good. Most white girls I know would kill for a nice set of natural tittays and some back. *shrug*
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Why did I click on that Christina Hendricks link? I knew what would happen.
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I don't think Jennifer Love is fat either. She does look out of shape, tho. She needs to wear clothes according to her pear body shape too.
Brangelina eating junk food again?? say it ain't so. They are so full of bullshit, they deserve to eat crap too. I want to see their spawns and orphans look like super-sized fatty MC Fatties.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:43pm.
Gotta respect the funbags.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:41pm.
geto boys lyrics are useful in sooooo many situations ;-)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:32pm.
TV, ♥♥♥♥; No comments on JLove??
Yeah you know I just wanted an excuse to do my heart thingys. Don't judge, it's still a novelty.
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J Love wouldn't get so many calls on being fat if she wouldn't wear a bathing suit that's too small.
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Someone needs to call Suzanne Somers STAT. She aint no size 4.
ha ha missy, ghetto boyz!
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Submitted by Denise Hardy on Mon, 08/03/2009 - 3:20pm.
hey DENISE
get the fuck outta here you wanna-be, gonna-be, pussy-eatin, cock-suckin pranksta!!!!
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Sorry for using that word.
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Hhahahahhaha..I have no trouble displaying my ignorance, I'm amongst friends here *looking around* so far, anyway. So what's a 'blunt trick'?
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Those are not thighs I'd be baring.
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Woah! a spammer that actually responds. Teehee. When it says "this is not a scam", it's usually the opposite. I don't need a job that claims "Make money fast... NO HIGH TECH SKILLS NEEDED!" because it scares me. It means any fucking uneducated monkey can do it and it usually means something lame. I would rather hold a "high-tech skills needed" job, thanks.
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TV: oh shoot, we had the same Mailman!!?!?!?
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